Apocalyptic natural disaster: I take over Lake Baikal, you can do whatever you want
Chapter 555: Shooting yourself in the foot
"How could this happen? Why doesn't it eat? Dogs don't even eat sausages. Does it have to eat dog food?"
Sun Bai was speechless when he saw this scene. He was not very smart to begin with, and now he couldn't understand the situation even more.
"What should we do? We can't just snatch that big live dog away by force. If it gets angry, we probably won't be able to defeat it. If it gets mad, won't we both be killed in one bite?"
Wang San speechlessly took out the sausage and took a bite. The two of them now only had three sausages in their food supply, so it could be said that after this meal there would be no next meal.
Sun Bai and Wang San suddenly looked at each other, and then they both agreed that they couldn't steal the dog, but they could steal something else.
Lin Feng and his team have caught so many cold toads, so it would be reasonable for us to steal two for emergency use, right?
Besides, we are now in an emergency situation of avoiding danger. Let alone stealing two toads, it wouldn't be against the law even if we steal a giant panda to eat.
Just as the two of them approached stealthily with ill intentions, Lin Feng and the others had already started eating.
"Come on, just have a bite. Under these conditions, everyone should just have something hot."
Lin Feng picked up a giant Australian lobster and started showing off. Just after taking two bites, he noticed that Wang San and the other two were sneaking towards him.
"Brothers, you guys eat so well, could you please give us some? Hehe, I'm embarrassed to say this."
Seeing that he was discovered by Lin Feng, Sun Bai quickly changed the subject. After all, it was broad daylight now, and it was not easy for them to steal things without being noticed.
"You guys are starving too. I'll give you some. We can't finish it all."
Lin Xinrui picked up two big lobsters and wanted to share them with the two of them, but at this time, Abe held a sausage in his mouth and put it into Lin Feng's hand.
Lin Feng took a look at the sausage. He never ate this stuff, so where did it come from?
Seeing the hole above, Lin Feng understood that these two guys were dog dealers who actually wanted to steal his dog.
Can I bear it? Definitely not.
"They must not be used to eating seafood. I have sausages here. Come on, you two, eat quickly."
As he spoke, Lin Feng stood up, broke the sausage into two halves, and gave each of them half.
The poison you two have given must be consumed by yourselves.
When the two people saw the drugged sausage, they couldn't help but feel a pang in their hearts. This was really inedible.
"Well, we are full, so we won't eat this."
Sun Bai quickly refused. Wouldn’t he have to sleep for three days and three nights after eating?
After all, this anesthetic has been tested by someone and it can knock out a third-level alien beast. They are only first-level aliens and are not worthy of using this thing.
"If you eat it, I'll still consider you my friends. If you don't eat it, then you'll be my enemies. How do you two choose, friend or enemy?"
Lin Feng looked at the two of them with a smile, "You are shooting yourself in the foot. Are you blaming me for not giving you a chance?"
Just then Abe also walked over with his tail hanging down. There was indeed something wrong with these two guys, otherwise they wouldn't always seduce him to eat those weird things.
Do you two really think I, Abe, am a dog? You actually pooped for me to eat? You're testing a dog with this? What dog can't stand such a test?
"Be friends, be friends. Let's eat, let's eat, isn't that okay?"
The two of them had no choice but to finish the medicine they had taken, even though they cried.
The two of them ate the half sausage in their hands with tears in their eyes. After such a long time since the end of the world, there were still people who shared such precious food. They were so moved that they almost cried.
"We, we've finished eating, so we'll leave?"
Sun Bai waved his hand quickly, wanting to leave quickly, otherwise the drug would take effect and they would be useless. They had to dig their throats to spit it out quickly.
"It's a great pleasure to have friends coming from afar. Since you have eaten, you are my friend, Lin Feng. Come, you have a story and I have wine, we must have a couple of drinks."
Having said that, Lin Feng held their hands irresistibly. They were all friends, so he had to treat them well.
The two of them looked so ugly. Did this guy do this on purpose? What story do we have? We already wanted to leave, but you won't even give us a chance to leave?
"Come, sit down, have some wine, and warm yourself up."
Silly girl Lin Xinrui didn't realize what was wrong and even started pouring wine enthusiastically.
Sun Bai and Wang San thought about it and decided to spend the rest of their lives drinking. They were going to die soon anyway, so why not have a full stomach, a cigarette, and a drink at the end?
Thinking of this, they both felt relieved. There was not much time left, so they would meet again in the next life if they were destined to. So they picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.
They didn't know yet that Lin Feng not only made them take the drugs he had given them, but also put drugs in the wine.
One piece can kill you, and half a piece will turn you into a blue dead dog. Let’s see what you two are going to do this time?
Suddenly, they both felt a surge of anger rising from their stomachs to the top of their heads. They looked at each other with burning eyes that were filled with infinite love.
Under the dual influence, they were both somewhat reckless, and in that split second, countless sparks of love rang out in their eyes.
"Third brother, I, I seem to... like you a little..."
Sun Bai hugged Wang San. As expected, people with the number three in their names have such a great disaster in their lives, so one must be careful when naming them.
"Brother, I have something to tell you too. Can we find a deserted grove and talk slowly?"
Sun Bai also began to be dominated by love and he wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with his good brother right away.
"Let's go, let's go, stay away from here, there are other comrades here."
Lin Feng waved his hand, and the two of them quickly left here, with impatience in their eyes.
After seeing the two people leave, Lin Feng and the others started to eat as normal.
After all, it was a paid program, and Lin Feng hadn’t paid for VIP for a year, so he was embarrassed to watch it.
Lin Feng only knew that when the sun set, they saw two cold, naked mummies.
Judging from the circumstances of their death, they must have frozen to death, because when a person is in an extremely cold environment, he or she will subconsciously feel that he or she is very hot and take off all the clothes on his or her body.
At this moment, the traces showed that they did not show any signs of a fight.
The battle situation was somewhat disappointing. From the situation, it can be seen that the young man who caused the death of the third brother was the same one, without any change at all.
They must have frozen to death, and it definitely wasn't caused by anything else weird.
After catching cold toads for a whole day, Lin Feng was about to go back home. He smashed their heads open and found two first-level supernatural crystals.
No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat. There is no reason to refuse the free supernatural crystal.
Keep it and go home to nourish your wives.
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