Return to 2001 to pursue dreams

The snake-shaped man nodded and reached out to touch his eyebrows. A huge pulling force seemed to tear him into pieces, and another force crushed him into a ball. At this moment, Gao Hongda felt as if he had become a The plasticine in the child's hands was kneaded arbitrarily. After several times, the snake-like man seemed to be very satisfied. He nodded and said: After a slight modification, it can be used, so go away.

Damn it, Gao Hongda fell into darkness before he could complain about the abuse he just suffered.

The snake-shaped man turned around and said to his companions behind him: Fortunately, it was discovered in time, otherwise it would be another soul that was about to be destroyed.

A female snake-like figure floated up behind him and said helplessly: It's better than nothing. Let's go get that English teacher named Ma Yun and see how qualified he is.

The male snake-shaped man nodded. After a flash of lightning, the lake surface became calm, and the burned cars and people disappeared.

When Gao Hongda woke up again, he was pushed by someone. A frightening white face appeared in front of him. The man's face was small and cute, set off by a pair of silver-rimmed glasses. His body was as thin as a bamboo pole, and his mouth was He yelled in Mandarin with a Yungui accent: Honda Honda, get up quickly, there is a class with Teacher Xiao Jin this morning.

The sound of ping-ping-pong-pong getting up sounded all around them at the same time, and everyone seemed extremely excited. He rubbed his eyes that were covered with eye drops. Not bad, not bad. He remembered the guy in front of him, Wang Yunxiang, a young man from southern Yunnan. Because of his unusual white skin, his classmates nicknamed him Xiaobai. He had the closest relationship with his classmates in the university dormitory. A solid one.

Damn it, I am really 18 years old again. I can’t believe it. I slapped myself twice in the mouth. It hurt! This was not a dream. I jumped down from the yellowed bed and looked around at my roommates who were all hurriedly getting dressed.

The 20-year-old guy who looked ridiculously old was an old ginseng man from Jilin, whose scientific name was Bi Jianchuan. The strong wind in the northeastern countryside took away the youthful appearance he should have had. This old face was so arrogant that people would never believe that he was this person. A 20-year-old college student made a joke when he first entered the dormitory. His older brother, who also had an equally old face, sent him to school. Everyone thought it was two old men who came to see off their children, but the children did not come in. It was not until he introduced himself that everyone understood. Come here, this guy who seems to be three years old is actually only 20 years old. Otherwise, some people really think that he is Fan Jin, who passed the national examination and was admitted to university after he was over fifty years old. His character and appearance are as mature as it is unbelievable. He became the president of the student union in his freshman year, and became the president of the student union in his sophomore year. The president of the school, an annual national scholarship winner, later successfully upgraded from a junior college to a bachelor's degree, and successfully landed a job as a civil servant in the capital after graduation. This was a very successful person among those who drifted to Beijing. People give him the nickname Old Ginseng, also known as Lao Bi, and together with Gao Hongda and Xiaobai, they are called the Iron Triangle. Of course, Gao Hongda's nickname "Honda" comes from the transliteration of "Honda". He is as popular as a Honda motorcycle. He is like a wild horse after graduating from high school. He is proficient in everything except school-related matters.

The guy with a mouth like a Honda motorcycle with a broken exhaust pipe roaring all day long is the bald guy who lives across from Gao Hongda. The bald guy has good hair, he is tall and his skin is quite dark, a little better than a purebred African black man. When he opens his mouth, he speaks Mandarin with a Henan flavor. He never spares anyone with his mouth. Bragging has become his daily homework. Everything he sees and hears is material for his bragging. It can be summed up in one sentence: whether it is people or things, they are from Henan. The best, his name is Li Guangpu, and he is nicknamed Baldhead. After graduation, he became the head of a training institution, and I heard he earned a lot of money.

The bald bunkhouse is Brother Bao from Shancheng, Liu Bao. The first young man to fall in love among the classmates of this class, he always spoke like he couldn't open his mouth and bit his tongue. When he first started school, he had a hairstyle like Nicholas Tse's, which really added two points to his appearance. In Gao Hongda's opinion, not many young men like this thin, effeminate young man would be able to get along with handsome men.

On the upper bunk is classmate Zhang Qing, who is thin, short and flat-faced. His favorite thing to do is to practice jujitsu vigorously on the bed, trying to catch his penis with his mouth. According to him, if he succeeds, everything will be over. Don't ask for help.

The one sleeping next to me was a super fat man named Yang Yuntong, who was from Xingtai, Hebei Province. His chest was extremely plump and felt elastic to the touch. In order to thank him for his selfless contribution to his roommates, they all called him Brother Tong. The two lumps of flesh in front of me were soaked by the touch.

Tong Ge's upper bunk is Ye Qing, who comes from Yibin, Sichuan and always looks indifferent. He is not tall and has a little bandy legs. He has a naturally cheerful look. He looks like an oval watermelon when he walks by and is rolled left and right. It is also known as Little Yibin.

Everything was a familiar scene, everything was the same as before. Gao Hongda touched his face. Yes, there was a chin and a neck. Going down from the neck, there were solid chest muscles and abdominal muscles. They were still there. This is the body of an 18-year-old. Due to regular football training, he is healthy and strong at this time.

He quickly ran into the bathroom. The boy in the camera was parted to the side, with black and shiny hair, and an angular face.

Hoho, this is a handsome guy. You see he has a nose and eyes. He is full of masculinity. At least he feels good about himself. The word handsome must be used to describe a man like him. He is not only delicate and dignified, but also full of youthfulness. He comes from the Fourth World War. The unique powerful momentum of this place... is simply indescribable. In short, narcissistic people are shameless.

Objectively speaking, this appearance can only be considered to be a few centimeters above average. It depends on who you compare it with. If you compare it with all the crooked ones in the same dormitory, it would be no exaggeration to say that your appearance is the ceiling.

Brother Bao pushed Gao Hongda away, stood in front of the mirror and carefully smoothed the bangs on his forehead, and sighed to himself: Oh, my charm has nowhere to put it!

"Fake, put you in my crotch, I'm afraid you'll be useless." Zhang Qing, who was in the upper bunk, immediately started sarcastically.

"Yes, yes, put it in your crotch, Qingji, you are so damn cruel!" Xiaobai agreed while laughing wildly.

Lao Bi picked up his schoolbag and said, "You guys are really pandas ordering takeout. You are doing such harm to me. Stop talking nonsense. If you go late, you won't be able to get the front row!"

Henan's bald head started his classic move, blowing all over the bed with his mouth, blinking his small eyes hard and tilting his head, seeming to be holding back a lot of energy and yelling: Fuck, what kind of beauty is Teacher Jin? We in Henan are not even fart. As he spoke, he held Brother Debao by his side, trying hard to get him to listen carefully to his opinions.

The fat brother Tong walked by with disdain on his face, his head lowered and expressionless. He must not have woken up at this moment, so he was forced to open for business. He replied leisurely: Do you Henan beauties have as big breasts as mine?

A word caused roars of laughter.

Gao Hongda liked to criticize bald heads the most, but now he flattered her: "Yes, the old sows in Henan have double eyelids, and they also wear double-breasted leather coats, which are more beautiful than Xi Tzu."

The bald man didn't seem to understand, and looked like he was very helpful: "You still have a good sense!"

Little Yibin had already put on his clothes on the bed. He liked to pile all his belongings on the bed. Fortunately, he was not big, otherwise the bed would not be able to accommodate him. His tone was always impatient, and he used The smooth Sichuan Mandarin added: "Brother Honda still has a strong taste."

Another burst of laughter.

Yes, this harmonious dormitory, with a group of friendly roommates, is what it felt like 19 years ago. After Gao Hongda was sure that this was not a dream, he felt that life was just a long dream and he had really started over! This time, we can no longer be ridiculous and wasted. I hope that I can change the unbearable ending, and then start by studying seriously.

Running on the way to class, the wind was blowing under Lao Bi's feet. He was still as fast as before, and his pace was so fast that the people behind him almost had to trot to keep up. In the crowd, the bald man must grab a C position, not only must he take the lead. , and he also had to be in the middle, trying his best to make his presence felt.

The autumn wind in the north is indeed terrifying. The thin Xiaobai has been fighting against the wind. The way he walks with difficulty makes people sympathize.

In a large classroom with more than 100 people, only 20 boys occupy the first three rows, and more than 100 girls can only sit in the back row. This kind of scene is rare in ordinary times. Among the prosperous and prosperous professional students, boys will always be the last ones. Three rows of insignificant spectators, just begging the teacher not to disturb their rest during class. There is only one boy who is an exception, Qin Dongxing from Xiangtan, Hunan. This boss only sits in the first row in class and does not feel shy or embarrassed at all when sitting among the girls. Four words were written on a piece of writing paper: Lecture Record . This piece of paper has been with him for three years, but there is not a word on it. He never brings a pen to class, but he never fails every exam. His life is very regular every day. He gets up early, crosses his hands, walks along the wall, and visits every corner of the school. The same is true after evening self-study. He never participates in any activities in the class and strives to live like a transparent person, but outstanding people will never be ignored no matter how much they are hidden. Everyone always loves to tease him, and every time they meet him, they always want to drag him into chatting. In other words, this boss will always keep a distance of more than one meter from others, and he will say a few perfunctory words without saying more. He never uses a pillow when sleeping, and the books on the bedside table are never opened. They are all new until graduation. It is said that he passed the college entrance examination six times before entering this not-so-good junior college. Judging from his appearance, he seems to be related to the monkeys on Mount Emei, and he is very young. He may have taken the college entrance examination. You must have been irritated by it too many times. Anyway, your speech and behavior have nothing to do with normal people.

The reason why everyone is abnormal today is Comrade Xiao Jin, the English teacher. He is fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, with a face full of collagen, and speaks sweetly and softly. For the girls in the class who still retain their youthfulness in high school, this is A fairy-like existence. Boys often lament that among the more than 100 girls in these three classes, there is no decent beauty. They don't know that the female classmate you despise in your freshman year will become the fairy you can't catch up with after your sophomore year. .

Gao Hongda was wrapped among the wolves. Hearing the teacher's lecture again felt like a lifetime ago and he couldn't help but burst into tears. Teacher Jin on the stage was lamenting that her boys were so active and eager to learn. She actually saw a little boy almost crying while listening to the class. She was clearly giving a lecture on American humor, so she couldn't help but ask in English. One sentence: Classmate, what’s wrong with you?

Gao Hongda stood up and answered in fluent English: God treats us well and has given us such a beautiful teacher, which is extremely touching.

As soon as he finished speaking, his heart was beating wildly. This was cheating. It was definitely cheating. His normal listening and speaking skills were only at the level of "I want to be my mother-in-law when I'm lying down", but he was able to be so fluent today. , isn’t this cheating?

The male students in the class burst into applause. They probably didn’t understand what was said, but they just felt awesome.

Teacher Jin blushed and said: If I were a little girl and had not gotten married and had a baby, I would definitely be moved by you. You are really good at flirting! Thank you for the compliment anyway.

After that, continue the class.

After Gao Hongda sat down, the monitor of the second shift poked him: Brother, what are you talking about?

Gao Hongda turned around and replied: "The teacher said that the boy sitting behind me is handsome. He should be talking about you."

The classmate almost yelled: "Obviously the teacher has a vision."

Se Mimi's bald head also asked curiously: "What on earth are you talking about? You are gibbering."

Gao Hongda whispered with great disdain: "The teacher said she is pregnant."

There was a little commotion in the group of boys, and they started whispering, and they all said that it had nothing to do with them, and they were all just a bunch of losers.

After the break, the class resumed. Teacher Jin paid the price for his unobtrusive talk. The seats in the first three rows were all empty. The boys who had listened to the previous class with great interest and even drooled all ran to the back three rows to sleep. After sleeping and chatting, only Qin Dongxing, who was not normal, was left sitting in the corner of the first row with a serious look.