How embarrassing. What kind of students are these? They are simply a bunch of perverts!

The next advanced mathematics class was Gao Hongda's most troublesome course. His brain circuit was obviously unable to digest brain-burning subjects. If he hadn't only scored 17 points in the college entrance examination, he certainly wouldn't have stayed in this junior college in the suburbs of Beijing. In school, it ends up accomplishing nothing and gaining nothing. In the past, in order to avoid overloading his brain cells and turning him into a fool, he would choose to sleep or skip class altogether when taking advanced mathematics classes. I remember that after many make-up exams in his previous life, he still had a red flag and paid a huge sum of 1 yuan to retake the exam, but the result was still unsuccessful. In the end, he did not get a diploma because of insufficient credits. Today he chose to try to listen carefully to test his suspicions: his outstanding performance in English class, of course, if teasing the teacher can be considered outstanding, he is indeed outstanding, and he can be lustful when he opens his mouth. This fluent London accent comes from the results of ten years of basic education. It's still because of the modification of the snake body's brain. It can't be confirmed for the moment. The high number is definitely a good touchstone. As long as you can understand the teacher's explanation, you can confirm that you are cheating. After all, zero points can only be obtained by strength. Arrived.

The high school mathematics teacher was talking dryly and messily like a book from heaven. The students below him were as groggy as chickens on a shelf at midnight. They could only passively bear the magic attacks of symbols, quadrants, and professional terms. Even the few students in the future The guy who has been occupying the scholarship for a long time is also trying his best to hide his pain. The teacher is totally ignoring it and still outputs like crazy. Surprisingly, Gao Hongda actually feels like listening to fairy music. It is so transparent that he will never need to buy groceries in his life. The mathematical knowledge is like weeds growing in his mind, growing again in the spring breeze.

It was definitely cheating, and he was so excited that he almost cried. If he had cheated half a year earlier, I would never have roasted Oxford and eaten it like beef tendon.

Gao Hongda tried his best to suppress his restless mood and the urge to fly into the sky. It was no wonder that he was excited. The salty life of his previous life for decades had made him miserable, and his life would always be like an old black and white photo. Gray and lifeless, and now he is about to transform into a dragon, how can he be calm? He now has the urge to verify Goldbach's conjecture, to prove that 1+1 is indeed equal to two.

This is completely from God's perspective. If anyone says that my buddy is a scumbag in the future, I will smash him to death with calculus. From now on, I can pee in a perfect parabola. The sky suddenly became brighter, and the cold autumn wind in the north no longer made people feel uncomfortable. Instead, it was as intoxicating as the spring breeze. It turned out that the feeling of being a top student was so refreshing, and this was a kind of freedom that money could not buy.

The school bell rang, and the students rushed out shouting. Gao Hongda was also carried downstairs by the crowd. The school was really lively. The shouting crowd was like a herd of migrating wildebeests on the African grassland. Both men and women were full of youthful atmosphere. At this moment, they have only one goal - the canteen!

This cafeteria is unappetizing to say the least. Even the food tastes bad. Even the tableware is shabby. There is a plastic basin covered with a plastic bag. The vegetable seller rudely puts the rice in like feeding a pig. Throw it on the table, and then urge the pigs to take it away quickly. The only thing worthy of praise is that it is cheap. You can eat a fried pancake or fried noodles for three yuan, which saves money. You can also make a meal by buying two shortbread for one yuan and a half. The student party members are all suffering at this time. Yes, you have to save money to buy clothes and fall in love online, and you can save as much as you can on food.

They are treated like pigs, but they eat like monkeys. Everyone seems to be very thin. These are young people. The more they eat, the longer they grow and the less meat they eat. How can they be like middle-aged uncles? He cannot grow taller, and all indicators are full height.

Gao Hongda was tortured by that thing called fried pancakes. He didn't know how the people of Hebei invented this kind of food. It was true that he was hungry, but it was really hard to swallow when it was dry. Occasionally, he could still eat it until it melted. The salt pimples and the wire hair are even more stale. Fortunately, there are no cockroaches in northern cities. The price was very good, only three yuan. Considering that he only had ten yuan for food every day, he had no choice but to forgive the fried pancakes. The fault was not the fried pancakes, but that he was too poor. With a monthly living expense of 400 yuan, I was still able to find enough money to have dinner with my classmates and spend the night online. I really admire my financial management skills.

I am happy today and want to go to the second floor to eat something good. The second floor can be considered a high-end area. There are casseroles and small stir-fry dishes. Although it costs a few dollars, it is a high-end experience. At least you can use a stainless steel rice bowl.

This is a gathering place for many young lovers. For just over ten yuan, a young couple can show off their affection unscrupulously in the envious eyes of many singles. In the eyes of singles, feeding each other is really disgusting. How about dating? You can even lose your ability to take care of yourself. This kind of love is too terrible.

The arrangement of the casserole, which is rarely eaten, has two pieces of meat floating on the green vegetables. It is almost transparent, but it can emit an attractive fragrance. At least it is a meat dish. Also coming were those close friends, Xiao Bai, Wen Ping, Gao Xiang, and Gu Ming, a big man with a height of [-] meters. They all looked like a skinny man. Speaking of Wenping, he can be regarded as a talented person. When the two brothers eat together, he almost always pays for it. This skinny guy from Guizhou has the heroic spirit of the elder brother in the north. To say that he can look like a skeleton is nothing. His eyes looked like they were falling out. He spent money as if he had picked it up. He threw his meal card on the table. Whoever has no money to eat, just swipe my card. It’s all right. A rich man. It wasn't until I graduated that I found out that this guy had deducted his tuition fees to pay for meal cards and phone bills.

In view of his arrogance, several like-minded guys recognized him as the boss. There is a saying that the boss is used to deceive others. Gao Xiang is from Fujian and is 20 meters tall. It is said that this height is considered a tall man in his hometown, which is really incredible. His height is estimated to be able to fit under the crotch of a big man without having to lower his head. Although he was short in stature, he ran very fast and played football well. What made him famous in the class was football. During a physical education class, a girl stood on the path of his dribbling. He used his heavy He couldn't tell the difference between L and N and yelled in Fujian-style Mandarin: Let's go, let's go, let's go. The whole class burst into laughter, and he was laughed at for [-] years. He was nicknamed Little Duck because he swayed left and right too frequently when walking, and his head jerked violently from time to time. duck shape.

Gao Hongda was going to treat this time, and Wen Ping immediately became unhappy, pretending to be angry and sullen: What's going on, who are you looking down on? Forgot who's the boss?

Gao Hongda raised his thumbs with both hands high above his head and shouted: Boss is mighty. If my brothers become prosperous in the future, they will definitely not let down the boss. What is your name? Oh yes, don’t forget each other even if you are rich or noble!

Gu Daguo's Mandarin is very standard, his words are clear and humorous, and he takes over the conversation at this moment: Dogs can be rich, but you are a bastard!

Everyone laughed, and Xiaobai patted his own washboard-like chest, looking like he was about to laugh out loud.

"Damn it, if I hadn't been able to beat you, you would have died 80 times," Gao Hongda said back with a smile.

The big man waved his long arms like a gorilla: Wait until you grow two centimeters taller before you compete with me. In front of my brothers, you are all sons!

The brothers pushed him down on the table and hammered him hard until he shouted for help. Gao Hongda pressed his head and shouted: Come on, say something nice.

"Fathers, please forgive me, my son is wrong, wrong!" Gu Ming, who was free, sighed, "I treat you as brothers, but you treat me as your father!"

"What do you think?" Wen Ping pretended to be angry again and raised his fist, "You must be fucking hungry at noon today!"

"Son, son, dad knows he's wrong!" Gu Ming wanted to take advantage again.

A commotion passed in the midst of one hell of a sentence after another.

Gao Hongda secretly sighed, "It's good to be young. People who are innocent and have no worries. People who have never experienced the torture of life are so poor that only happiness is left." He stared at Wen Ping solemnly, startling him, and quickly covered his chest with his hands, pretending to be scared: "What the hell do you want to do? I'm not interested in men!"

Gao Hongda quickly stopped him: "Pull you down quickly. With your small body, I still don't like you. I mean when I get rich, I will never let you drink urine after I eat shit!"

"Damn it, uncle, you'd better be poor for the rest of your life. I don't have such strong tastes as you!" A group of people laughed, causing the girls around them to turn around. These little boys liked this look very much, as if Now that he has stepped onto the international stage and is admired by thousands of people, he cannot hear the countless low-pitched comments: a bunch of idiots.

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