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Chapter 325 I asked you to feed sheep, but you fainted from feeding them?
The barrage is already full of 'hahaha' discussions.
After all, Qiao Shan is quite popular among comedians. His usual participation in variety shows is basically the kind of person who helps to adjust the atmosphere of variety shows. He is the kind of guest specially invited by the program team to relieve embarrassment.
But today he came with a mission. After entering the mushroom house and giving gifts to the guests one by one, he saw Zhang Chen walking out sleepily...
He quickly stepped forward and shook hands with Zhang Chen.
"Oh my god, Teacher Zhang Chen, I didn't expect to see a real person here. You, you grew up listening to my songs. No, I grew up listening to your songs."
"That's not right. My son has liked your songs since he was a child. I'm right this time. Teacher Zhang Chen will have the opportunity to go to Dongbai in the future. I don't dare to say anything else. If you name Qiao Shan in thousands of bathing centers, you will be designated without you. Eat the good fruit..."
"Hahaha, just kidding, I'll give you a discount!"
Zhang Chen rubbed his eyes: "How much discount and fracture?"
Obviously, he didn't expect Zhang Chen to be so approachable. Qiao Shan immediately laughed out loud, and the other guests also laughed. Suddenly, the entire mushroom house was filled with a happy atmosphere...
The barrage is also full of joy at the moment.
"This variety show is too stress-relieving. Mr. Zhang Chen is really good at making jokes, and he can also pick up jokes. His anger is as rigid as I thought. I will rely on this variety show to make a living in the future, but I don't dare to stop broadcasting!"
"Teacher Zhang Chen is always making fun of himself. This is the first episode and he is making jokes. It seems that this program is stable. I didn't expect that Teacher Zhang Chen can only sing well, but he actually has such a sense of variety show..."
"I heard that the guests all come with missions. I don't know what mission Brother Qiao Shan will bring this time. Is it for Zhang Chen? I think the program team will definitely not do simple missions..."
"Based on what I know about Director Yan Min, he definitely hopes to get off to a good start in the first episode than anyone else, so this task is probably very tricky, very tricky!"
The audience was talking endlessly on the barrage, as if the highlight of this issue was all about Qiao Shan and Zhang Chen, and Zhang Chen seemed to have recovered a lot of energy since he woke up...
Also busy outside.
Because this program is sponsored, a group of people need to seamlessly broadcast advertisements into the program every day. For example, in the morning, when Teacher Huang is brewing Hougu Rice Noodles, Peng Peng will curiously go over and ask Huang Teacher, what is this...
The stomach-nourishing effect of this product is explained through a question and answer method while singing and singing. This kind of implantation is not obtrusive, and because of the celebrity effect, they themselves are drinking it, so the guiding effect on the audience is far greater than that of TV advertisements.
Mr. Huang and others are already used to various variety shows, and advertising is easy to do, but Zhang Chen is a little uncomfortable with this way of performing in front of the camera...
So he simply went to feed the sheep. After all, that precious sheep was the mascot of Mushroom House. The entire program team had to feed it like a baby from childhood to adulthood...
Even sometimes when there is no spare camera to shoot, I will shoot the lamb eating grass, and match it with the sheep's heart os that was added on-site later. It is the way he chews the grass. Netizens can watch it all night long...
But this issue is different. Qiao Shan comes as a guest and must accompany him. Peng Peng goes to pick vegetables, Teacher He makes a fire there, and Teacher Huang cooks...
So the task of accompanying the guests naturally fell on Zhang Chen. Zhang Chen thought that I didn't know anything else but to take Qiao Shan around and feed the sheep.
Feeding sheep is very leisurely, and Qiao Shan seems to think it is very leisurely, so the sheep that have been fed once in the morning are fed over and over again by these two people...
"Teacher Zhang Chen, why does this sheep keep mouthing? Will it support itself to death?"
"No~ Sheep has a clue in his heart."
Originally, the two of them were just chatting and feeding the sheep, but as they were feeding, they realized something was wrong. The program crew cut back and forth more than a dozen times. Each time, the two of them were standing there while the sheep grazed...
If the sheep's mouth wasn't moving, it would be as if the scene was frozen.
On the barrage, there are also some people who understand gradually speaking...
"Duck, that's not how sheep are fed. The proportion of fodder for this kind of animal needs to be scientific. You can't feed it all the time."
"Sure enough, where there are crouching dragons, there must be phoenix chicks. Teacher Zhang Chen, please take it easy. Why do I see that this sheep's belly is getting more and more bulging, and it has eaten up a bag of fodder that is so big..."
At this moment, they seemed to have noticed the barrage. At this moment, the crew members who had carefully taken care of the sheep backstage for half a year also seemed to notice something was wrong!
I almost fainted when I saw the camera.
"Fuck~ They don't have any depth, they are just like rabbits. Tell Teacher Zhang Chen and the others to stop and stop feeding them. Otherwise, this stupid sheep may even push itself down..."
Just as these words were spoken, in the mushroom house, the little lamb that had just been chewing fell to the ground. A second ago, Zhang Chen was wondering why this little prince was still not full after eating for several hours...
The next second I realized that it had fallen over and its belly was bulging.
Qiao Shan was startled: "Zhang...Teacher Zhang Chen, what's going on?"
On the contrary, Zhang Chen waved his hands and said indifferently: "It's better to eat when you're full. It's good to be young. Sleep when you're full. People are like this, and sheep are like this."
Immediately, Qiao Shan was speechless and said: "Oh, Teacher Zhang Chen is so knowledgeable, but why does the sheep foam when it falls asleep?"
Zhang Chen suddenly became excited: "Huh?"
Sure enough, at this moment, the Internet-famous sheep ‘Tianba’ had begun to twitch and foam all over his body. He was not asleep at all. He was clearly suffering from too much fodder...
Zhang Chen panicked.
Everyone saw that Zhang Chen on the screen was no longer as calm as before, and even felt panicked as if he had accidentally killed someone, no, killed a sheep.
The barrage suddenly became lively...
"Teacher Zhang Chen, you are such a talented person. On the first day you came to Mushroom House, you killed someone, oh no, a sheep!"
"I guess if Tianba could speak, he would definitely be able to speak in four words: 'Zhang Chen! Qiao Shan!'"
"Hahaha, it seems that this sheep has eaten too much forage and has stomach cramps. It is holding on. What is Teacher Zhang Chen doing so busy, looking for medicine?"
"Look at Qiao Shan's expression. He's even more panicked than him. He's probably thinking about who I am and where I am. A sheep was killed on the first day he came to Mushroom House. Now it's time to kill the sheep and hide them with him. Corpse, it’s better to silence him hahaha..."
Netizens are wildly imaginative. Reality shows are like this. Although this variety show pursues blandness, it is this kind of surprise that attracts the most comments and the most complaints from the audience.
Even now, the hot search for Zhang Chen feeding a sheep until it was foaming at the mouth has swept the entire Internet, and someone on the short video platform also sliced it in real time and spread the clip.
At the same time, Zhang Chen had already rummaged through the mushroom house and took out the medicine. Backstage, director Yan Min grabbed the staff who wanted to rescue the sheep and said, "Wait a little longer and see what Zhang Chen does." Do……"
"If we go out to save the show right now, the ratings of the show will drop."
At the same time, when the camera turned to the bowl of medicine in Zhang Chen's hand, all the audience and even Yan Min backstage were stunned...
There is one word in everyone's mind.
clam?
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