I have terminal cancer, and you want me to sing an inspirational song?

"Sure enough, these guests are all very upright. They all speak righteous words, and they all sizzle when they eat!"

"It's delicious when you eat it."

"There is no other way. Zhang Chen has to take action to let us see the real reality show. Thanks to the live broadcast, if this is recorded and broadcast, this section will be cut out, and Teacher Huang will definitely give you a long section. value……"

"I can't help it. Who allowed this reality show to have a disruptor like Zhang Chen? I really love Zhang Chen to death. Even in this kind of live reality show, he has no airs at all. This is the star we should chase."

"I agree with the plus one, and Teacher Zhang Chen is so funny. Now I see that there are many emoticons of Zhang Chen burying sheep on many short video platforms, Daiyu burying flowers, Zhang Chen burying sheep, on the first day of the show I just ate the mascot and felt happy and sad hahaha..."

"I guess Director Yan Min is going to kill people backstage right now? Although there is only a simple script and no script, Zhang Chen's presence makes this show even more uncertain."

Apparently the netizens' guess was good. Yan Min almost couldn't hold his breath backstage and swallowed two quick-acting heart-saving pills. Although when he invited Zhang Chen, he expected that he would not follow the routine...

But who would have thought that when someone is playing chess, you would just play an engineer?

You dared to bake the mascot on the first day, but you are not allowed to attack other cuties on the second day? The camera turned to the side, and those Shiba Inu dogs that were originally very close to people no longer wagged their tails, and even stood guard from a distance...

Don't dare to come near.

I'm afraid Zhang Chen's actions frightened him...

Tianba, who was still eating grass in the morning, now only has the table full of bones. Humans are so scary, and Zhang Chen is so scary.

If the ratings hadn't skyrocketed so horribly, Yan Min would have wanted to take the two of them out and chop Zhang Chen into pieces as a sacrifice to Tianba's spirit...

The program continued, and there were more and more voices on the barrage.

Many people are talking about how the program team will think of ways to make things difficult for Zhang Chen in the future. Yes, it is to make things difficult for Zhang Chen...

After all, Zhang Chen is the most talked about among the people on the show, and he roasted the mascot that so many people had fed for so long, so why should he just retaliate?

"I remember the program crew said on Weibo that each guest would bring us a small easter egg!"

"So I'm afraid this show on Qiao Shan is not just for food. I guess with director Yan Min's urine, he will definitely do some sex work..."

"Just wait, there will be a time when Zhang Chen cries."

Not only was everyone discussing at this moment, even at the Mushroom House, Shen Na beside Zhang Chen also saw Photographer No. 1 walking towards this side carrying the camera...

The camera focused on Qiao Shan and Zhang Chen, and he immediately realized that Zhang Chen was in trouble!

As expected, Qiao Shan touched his bulging belly, interacted with Zhang Chen and the others, and started gambling with Zhang Chen.

"Teacher Zhang Chen has been in the industry for so long and has always been known for his positive energy. I have never heard you sing a sad love song. How about we make a bet tonight?"

"I'm betting on washing the dishes and getting foot wash. If Teacher Zhang Chen can compose a poem in seven steps and improvise a sad emotional song for us on the spot, I will give you five foot wash. I'll also pack the dishes and chopsticks here. , even if Mr. Zhang Chen is willing, I can personally give you a bath. I tell you that I am a seventh-level bather certified by Dongbaiskara~"

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Chen raised his hand to interrupt: "The last one is unnecessary. Apart from taking a bath, we can discuss everything else. Sad emotional songs, right? It's easy to talk about!"

Obviously, even Qiao Shan didn't expect Zhang Chen to agree so readily. After all, when the program team released the easter egg, they thought of looking for Zhang Chen's weakness...

Zhang Chen had done national style, inspirational songs, and rock music during his debut, but they were insulated from sad songs, so everyone studied there for several hours and directly decided to let Zhang Chen compose it on the spot...

He also had to create a plan for a song in a style he had never tried before. The first trial was handed over directly to Qiao Shan.

At this moment, when Qiao Shan said this, although everyone was chatting after having a good meal, everyone still faintly sensed a hint of conspiracy.

A poem in seven steps?

Is this to test Zhang Chen's creative ability in front of netizens across the country? After all, previous creations were all done in the background, and even live broadcasts were direct performances, rather than the current kind of on-the-spot topics...

The difficulty is different!

Teacher He was advising from the side at the moment: "Teacher Zhang Chen, please listen carefully. It is a seven-step poem. Under the witness of several of us, we will make a song that meets all the requirements."

"Don't take it as a joke. In front of such a large audience, you can't fool people with old songs from the past."

Huang Lei also echoed at this moment: "Zhang Chen, why don't you get up and wash the pot? This kind of request is too difficult, you can't complete it. Although I am not a singer, I have released an album before, so I know how difficult it is. …”

Even Peng Peng on the side smiled bitterly and said: "Teacher Zhang Chen, I will help you get foot wash in a moment. This competition is unnecessary. How can anyone create a song with a restricted theme in just a cup of tea? Qiao Teacher Shan is just playing with you, don’t take it seriously..."

Even Shen Na tugged at the hem of Zhang Chen's clothes.

What's going on? I ate some mutton and got it on your head? Why do you accept this kind of challenge? Are sad emotional songs your field? That is clearly my field...

But Zhang Chen's reaction was beyond everyone's expectations.

In just a few dozen seconds, he raised his hand and said, "Bring me my guitar!"

hum~

Everyone on the barrage is going crazy right now, it’s so fast, even Cao Zhi’s poem in seven steps is not as fast as yours, and now you want a guitar, do you want to say that you have already finished composing the lyrics in your head in just a few dozen seconds? Composing and arranging?

What a fuss!

However, Shen Na still followed Zhang Chen's wishes and brought him a guitar. The guitar was hanging on the wall not far away. Obviously, the program team put this thing here in advance just for this moment!

From the beginning, I was holding back my bad intentions to target Zhang Chen. Otherwise, among all the guests, there were two singers, Zhang Chen and Shen Na. Putting a guitar in this mushroom house would not match the style...

At this moment, Yan Min is extremely happy backstage, right?

When Zhang Chen took the bait, the ratings were stable. After all, everyone in the music industry knew about Zhang Chen's terrifying dominance, and they all wanted to see Zhang Chen defeated, and what the program team created was an opportunity for Zhang Chen to be defeated!

But when Zhang Chen touched the guitar, his temperament suddenly changed.

He even lightly strummed the strings, and when he opened his mouth, the hoarse voice, accompanied by the sad lyrics and singing tune, immediately started to rush towards Tianling Gai!

"Keep it simple, keep the way you speak simple, and please omit the progressive emotions..."

"You're not an actor, don't devise those plots."

"No objection, I just want to see how you behave, your sadness is too superficial..."

"Like an actor without talent, the audience can see it at a glance."