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Chapter 327 I want to cremate it, who wants it to be more fragrant the more it is roasted!

Although Zhang Chen caused a big disaster, the variety show must continue...

After several guests quickly attached value to this unexpected event, they no longer paid attention to the subsequent events, and even continued to busy themselves with their own affairs.

I lit a fire to cook, made the bed, and then prepared the themes to be recorded in the evening, waiting for the ending of this recording session...

But who knew that when Teacher Huang cooked a table of food today and brought it to the table, it was originally full of color and aroma, but it was still overshadowed by the faint smell of meat in the air.

Even the proud expression on Teacher Huang's face disappeared...

Subconsciously looking in the direction where Zhang Chen buried the sheep, he discovered that Zhang Chen and others were back carrying a roasted whole sheep that was sizzling and dripping with oil!

At this moment of barrage...

Total chaos!

"Tian~ba~, my Tianba, what's wrong with you? Why have you turned into such a ghost? Wuwuwu, put more cumin and don't make it spicy, suck it~"

"Zhang Chen, Li Zai Gan God Demon? Didn't you bury the sheep? Why did you roast the sheep! And it was so tempting!"

"Zhang Chen, you are a sheep killer. The food on Teacher Huang's table doesn't taste very good. Why do you eat sheep when sheep are so cute?"

"You not only killed the sheep, you also roasted the sheep. You are not the Zhang Chen I know. Tears flowed out of the corners of your mouth."

"Sorry everyone, I'm blind. Is this a food show? I seem to smell roasted lamb legs."

At this moment, the excitement on the barrage is not as lively as the backstage of the program group...

A group of main creators were almost ready to chop Zhang Chen with a knife. They had raised this big sheep together for half a year, and they took more trouble to raise it than their own pets!

Zhang Chen had only been here for a day and he was already roasted! Baked!

"What the hell is my sword? Tianba, dad, I'm sorry for you. If I had known better, I shouldn't have invited this demon king to this show!"

"Director Yan, this is a reality show, a rural life reality show, and he roasted a whole lamb in the first episode. Is this appropriate?"

"Zhang Chen, I'm beep beep beep beep beep beep beep~"

Fortunately, these explosive discussions happened in the background, otherwise everyone's voices would have been mosaic. In the Mushroom House, a group of guests who were talking and laughing were dumbfounded when they saw the roasted whole lamb on the table... …

What kind of charter is this?

"Originally I thought about burying it in the ground, but then I thought it would be wrong to bury it in the ground like that. Everyone has a coffin for burial, so how could it just be buried like that?"

"Then I thought about cremating it, so I burned it there. Who knows, the more I burned it, the more fragrant it became, and the more I burned it, the more fragrant it became. I happened to bring onions, ginger, garlic, Sichuan peppercorns, allspice powder, Marsala... …”

"I gave him a full-body spa and gave poor Tianba his final treatment. Finally, he burned it like this and brought it back for everyone to try... Oh no, let's take a look."

Zhang Chen's "roasted sheep" statement at this moment shocked everyone.

Even Shen Na has a head full of black lines.

Zhang Chen really knows what the sense of variety shows is. When the shots of the entire variety show show others, they are all peaceful and casual, as if it is really a sojourn in paradise...

But why did his style of painting change?

Exploded again and again!

First, he lay there sleeping and snoring, and then he fed the sheep to death with the guests in the first issue. Then the monkey girl Mi Xi failed to give the sheep first aid, and in the end he roasted it directly?

Zhang Chen, Zhang Chen, you have no heart, is this an ordinary sheep? This is the mascot of the crew. Didn't you see that the Shiba Inu dogs and free-range chickens outside are shivering?

"You are such a bad old man. I now extremely suspect that Mr. Zhang Chen deliberately committed murder from the beginning!"

"If we serve something as tough as roasted whole lamb in the first issue, what else will we do next?"

"Teacher Huang Lei was fussy all day today, but he was completely covered by a roasted lamb. I even felt drooling through the screen!"

"I didn't expect Zhang Chen to have such an ability. Look, it's so charred on the outside and tender on the inside. Even a Xinjiang guy like me feels inferior!"

"Did Zhang Chen be a gourmet in his previous life?"

"No, I don't know if he is a gourmet, but he must be a murderer. You see, this sheep was picked clean by him. Even the cook had to give him a bite..."

At this moment, along with the comments on the barrage, the scene had been silent for dozens of seconds.

Teacher He is facing the camera now and wants to poke everyone around him...

"Talk about words, talk about words, you are the best!"

After a while, it was Teacher Huang Lei who spoke first: "Zhang Chen, Tianba is not just a sheep, but also our good friend. I don't agree with you roasting it."

"Sorry, I just won't have dinner today. Even if I don't have dinner tomorrow, I can't eat your roasted whole lamb!"

Peng Peng also echoed: "I'm sorry, Teacher Zhang Chen, I also regard Tianba as my family. I really can't eat it, although your roast is indeed very fragrant."

In the end, even Teacher He was forced to follow the crowd and said: "Teacher Zhang Chen, I did go a bit too far today. I am just like everyone else..."

Followed by several people and walked away.

Shen Na also gave Zhang Chen a hard look, thinking to herself, it's okay for you to just play around, but now this is a reality show, with so many cameras pointing at you, who dares to eat your roasted whole lamb?

At this moment, everyone was so decisive that Qiao Shan could only wipe his saliva and retreat silently. It seemed that everyone was not resisting Zhang Chen's roasted whole lamb, but resisting him from killing a 'partner' and even made it. Roasted Lamb……

There are already various discussions on the barrage.

On the contrary, Zhang Chen didn't take it to heart at all. He just slowly picked up the knife and fork beside him and cut a knife into the sizzling mutton. If you don't want to eat it, then I'll eat it!

zizi~

With the aroma of meat overflowing, Zhang Chen's action directly caused the moisture of the soup and the aroma of meat locked in the roasted whole lamb to sweep across the audience. Different from the previous taste and visual impact, this time it was not far away. So the moment everyone smells it, they feel their nerves jumping...

So just five minutes later.

A group of originally tough-tongued guests sat around the dining table in the Mushroom House and feasted.

Especially Teacher Huang Lei, a professional cook, gave Zhang Chen a thumbs up: "It's so delicious. Teacher Zhang Chen's roasted mutton is amazing~"

The barrage was already full of 'hahaha'.

Many people have become sluggish and just keep taking screenshots of emoticons.

Especially when Qiao Shan ate, his mouth was full of oil, as if the sheep he had fed to death tasted delicious...

"Where is the character of the artist? Didn't you say before that this is a 'partner' that you can't eat?"

"Tianba, you died miserably. Zhang Chen, the man who suffered a thousand cuts, killed you and roasted you. You were only a few months old, and you hadn't married a wife yet and had children. So you still have to roast a whole lamb. If you roast this for several months, the meat will become better with age.”

"Hahaha, brother upstairs, are you going to laugh me to death?"

"Maybe they are not eating the sheep, but putting Tianba from their hearts into their stomachs, and we will be together forever from now on."

"Niu, brother upstairs, help me write the essay!"

"I don't agree with the opinion of the guy upstairs. I think pasta needs No. 42 concrete. Although it is true that it goes into the stomach, sooner or later it has to be excreted from below. What you call nostalgia at that time, Aren’t they all gone?”

"You humans are so hypocritical. This place is all a dry toilet. After excretion, isn't it the same as re-burying Tianba? This is called returning to nature. There are many procedures, but in the end it is back to the original point..."

"Cai~!"

"Fuck~"

At this moment, the barrage was very lively, and a group of guests at the Mushroom House were already full. Except for a table of bones, they were left stroking their bellies and staring at the lamp in a daze...

Qiao Shan looked at Zhang Chen.

It seems that he now thought of the final task given to him by the program team before coming...

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