My girlfriend scolded me for being worthless and backhandedly marrying Bai Fumei.

Lu Qingyao knew that his father had always been very knowledgeable about tea ceremony, and he would definitely be able to tell whether the tea was good or not.

"What are you looking at? With this kid's family background, can he give away the mother tree Dahongpao worth [-] million? To put it bluntly, even if this is true, can he be willing to give it away to others? Stop joking!"

Shi Peilan said firmly, this tea must be fake.

Tan Mingjian also echoed: "Auntie, you are right, this tea is definitely not the mother tree Dahongpao!"

"Okay, let me take a look."

Lu Donghua picked up the tea leaves, looked at them carefully, then smelled them, and immediately frowned.

"This tea is dark, wrinkled, has no tea aroma, and has no appearance. How could it be the mother tree Dahongpao?"

Lu Donghua came to the conclusion that in fact, he had never seen the mother tree Dahongpao, let alone drank it. He had no idea what the real mother tree Dahongpao looked like.

But this tea doesn't even have the aroma that tea should have, so it must be fake.

Shi Peilan immediately criticized after hearing this: "Huh, let me just say it? How can this kid get the Dahongpao, a mother tree worth [-] million?"

Tan Mingjian looked at Chen Fan and said jokingly: "You couldn't buy this tea casually on the roadside, right? You actually want to pass it off as the mother tree Dahongpao? I really want to blind you. Fortunately, Uncle Lu has a sharp eye and exposed your kid. Fake intentions!"

"It's not surprising that you haven't seen the mother tree Dahongpao and don't recognize it, but as long as you brew a little and drink it, you will find that this is indeed the real mother tree Dahongpao."

Chen Fan patiently explained.

"Drink? What the hell! Let us drink this kind of rubbish tea. It's simply downgraded! And who knows if drinking this kind of rubbish from unknown sources will cause diarrhea?"

Shi Peilan said, picked up the tea and poured it directly into the trash can.

Chen Fan's expression changed, and it was too late to stop him. He sighed and said, "Tea worth [-] million yuan was wasted like this. What a waste of resources."

"Fart, you are just rubbish, rubbish should be put in the trash can!"

Shi Peilan said with a cold face, looking very disgusted.

"Mom, how could you do this? Even if this is not the mother tree Dahongpao, you can't dump it into the trash can in front of Xiaofan? Isn't this too disrespectful?"

Lu Qingyao's face looked ugly. She was too much of a mother.

Shi Peilan snorted and said nothing.

Tan Mingjian glanced at Chen Fan proudly, his eyes seeming to say, look, your kid's trash tea is only worthy of being put in the trash can, how do you compare with mine?

"Uncle and aunt, do you want to try these eighteen imperial trees?"

Lu Donghua couldn't wait for a long time: "Okay, okay, let's try the tribute tea that the emperor drank."

As he spoke, he took out the tea leaves and started brewing them. After a while, a strong aroma of tea filled the air.

“As expected of Shishan Longjing, it smells so good!”

Lu Donghua praised him, then poured four cups of tea. When he was about to pour the fifth cup, Shi Peilan hurriedly stopped him: "Four cups are enough. Some untouchables are not worthy of drinking such good tea!"

This is naturally Chen Fan.

Lu Qingyao couldn't hold back anymore and said angrily: "Mom, you are going too far. There is no way you can be so humiliating!"

Chen Fan said lightly: "Qingyao, it doesn't matter. I won't drink this kind of tea! Because it is made with technology and hard work. It is not the real Eighteen Imperial Trees at all. Drinking it will not be beneficial. , and even diarrhea!”

As soon as these words came out, Tan Mingjian was furious: "You kid can't eat the grapes, so you say the grapes are sour, right? This is tea worth five million, and you actually said that drinking it will cause diarrhea. If you don't give me an explanation today, I will There’s no end to it for you!”

Chen Fan looked at him and said meaningfully: "Master Tan, did you really spend more than five million on this tea?"

Chen Fan can be sure that this tea is definitely not worth more than five million, because he has seen it with his golden right eye, and there are many harmful substances in this tea.

"Does this need to be said? It must have cost more than [-] million? Didn't you see that there is a [-] million receipt and authenticity guarantee inside?"

Although Tan Mingjian's voice was loud, he felt guilty in his heart. Could this kid have seen something?

This box of tea was indeed not the real Gozen [-], but a fake that he spent thousands of dollars to find someone to buy, because he could not buy the real Gozen [-] and was reluctant to buy it.

However, the seller has guaranteed that the fake tea leaves are no different from Yuzen Shiba in terms of appearance and taste, and ordinary people cannot tell the difference at all.

So this kid definitely can’t figure out the clues!

Chen Fan ignored him, but looked at Lu Donghua and Shi Peilan and said, "Uncle, auntie, you really can't drink this tea. Drinking it will definitely cause diarrhea!"

Shi Peilan glared and said: "Fart, this is five million worth of tea, how could it cause diarrhea? You kid, stop talking nonsense here!"

Lu Donghua glanced at Chen Fan and said nothing. He was already more and more ashamed of Chen Fan. You didn't say anything about sending a box of garbage tea, but now you are slandering Ming Jian. It's really not a good thing.

Tan Mingjian looked at Chen Fan with a sneer, as if he had seen through you, and suddenly realized: "I know, you kid must not be able to drink tea, and you deliberately framed me like this to cover up your embarrassment and save your dignity. , I have to say, your kid is so thoughtful, Qingyao, I advise you to keep your eyes open and don’t be deceived by this kid!"

Chen Fan said expressionlessly: "I can't help you if you want to say that. Since you don't listen to my advice, you will have diarrhea later, so don't blame me for not reminding you."

"Fart, if you have diarrhea after drinking it, I will take your last name!"

Tan Mingjian was very sure that even if he bought this tea for thousands of dollars, he would never have diarrhea after drinking it.

"Uncle, aunt, this tea is no longer hot and is ready to drink."

As Tan Mingjian spoke, he picked up another cup of tea and handed it to Lu Qingyao, smiling: "Qingyao, come and try this tea. It's very fragrant."

"I don't drink!"

Lu Qingyao did not pick it up, but said to her parents: "Mom and Dad, I advise you not to drink this tea, because Xiaofan will never lie."

She is firmly on Chen Fan's side. Although she doesn't believe that drinking this tea will cause diarrhea, but now that she doesn't support Chen Fan, who can support him?

"Daughter, you are so stupid, you really believe in this kid, then I will try to slap this kid in the face!"

Shi Peilan picked up the tea cup and drank it all in one gulp, then poured another cup and said, "The tea has a mellow aroma and a sweet aftertaste. It is indeed the best tea!"

Lu Donghua also drank a few cups and praised sincerely: "It is indeed worthy of being the emperor's tribute tea. It tastes great. Being able to drink such good tea is worth my life! Ming Jian, I really want to thank you. "

"Uncle, you're welcome. As long as you like to drink it, I'll get it for you later!"

Tan Mingjian's face was full of joy, and he drank several cups of tea. Then he turned and looked at Chen Fan jokingly: "Boy, didn't you say that drinking this tea will cause diarrhea?"