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Chapter 195 It’s hard to move even if you have diarrhea

"Boy, didn't you say that drinking this tea will cause diarrhea? What do you want to say now?"

Tan Mingjian was as proud as a victorious rooster.

Shi Peilan also echoed: "That's right, I've had several cups of tea, but why haven't I seen diarrhea? Some people have no abilities and only want to be jealous of others and slander others! Such people are really disgusting!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't have the skills. The most important thing is to learn from other people's strengths, accept your own shortcomings, and then learn with an open mind and work hard to climb. This is a real man!

Chen Fan, you can't even do this. Not to mention my daughter, even the daughter of an ordinary family would not look down on you. "

Although Lu Donghua's tone was serious and thoughtful, he was belittling Chen Fan both inside and outside of his words.

Chen Fan shrugged and said nothing, but sneered in his heart. They would soon regret their self-righteousness.

"Boy, it turns out that you are deliberately slandering me. Now I want you to give me an explanation, otherwise I will never let this matter go!"

Tan Mingjian shouted with a tough and unyielding attitude.

"I'm sorry, Xiaofan didn't mean it just now. I apologize to you on his behalf. Please don't worry about it."

Lu Qingyao apologized. She knew that Chen Fan's character would never apologize, so she could only apologize.

She said so, so Tan Mingjian naturally wanted to give him face, glanced at Chen Fan, and hummed: "Chen Fan, do you see, a woman is more capable than you!"

"Chen Fan, if you are still a man, apologize to Ming Jian and stay away from my daughter!"

At this point, Shi Peilan's expression suddenly changed, and he felt a cramping pain in his abdomen, and then made a gurgling sound.

No, this is a sign of diarrhea!

Oh my God, is this guy Chen Fan really right?

No, I must have eaten something unclean this morning.

"I'm going to the bathroom!"

Shi Peilan said, getting up to go to the toilet.

However, at this moment, the expressions of Lu Donghua and Tan Mingjian changed, and there was a gurgling sound in their abdomens.

I just feel intestinal peristalsis, and something is about to spurt out!

Apparently, they were going to have diarrhea too!

"I need to go to the bathroom too!"

The two of them looked ugly and shouted in unison. At this time, they already felt that they could no longer hold it in any longer.

It is said that one can travel a thousand miles by holding in urine, but cannot walk an inch by holding in urine. The three of them rushed to the bathroom in a very weird and painful posture. They were in a state of extreme urgency!

"Let me go first, and you go to the other bathroom!"

Shi Peilan roared wildly, rushed into the bathroom on the first floor, and slammed the door.

Lu Donghua and Tan Mingjian rushed to the other bathroom. Fortunately, this was a villa, otherwise the bathroom would not be enough.

Lu Qingyao was shocked, and then said happily: "Xiaofan, look, they really have diarrhea!"

Just now, Lu Qingyao didn't believe that they would have diarrhea, but the facts proved that Chen Fan was always right.

Chen Fan said in surprise: "Qingyao, your parents have diarrhea, why are you so happy?"

Lu Qingyao rolled her eyes at him and said angrily: "Can I be unhappy? Facts have proved that you are right. Doesn't this just slap them in the face?"

"Well, you're right."

Chen Fan had known this would happen for a long time, so he was not surprised at all.

After a while, the three of them stepped out one after another, holding on to the wall. Their bodies were weak and their legs were weak.

"Dad, Mom, you should trust Xiaofan now, right?"

Lu Qingyao felt inexplicably funny when she saw their appearance.

Lu Donghua and Shi Peilan's faces were red, ashamed and angry. Wasn't this a slap in the face?

They kept praising this tea just now, but it turned out that it was not only fake tea, but also gave them diarrhea. They were really embarrassed.

"This guy just happened to be right!"

Shi Peilan snorted, not recognizing Chen Fan at all, and then shouted at Tan Mingjian: "Tan Mingjian, what kind of garbage did you give us to drink?"

Lu Donghua also stared at Tan Mingjian with a very ugly look on his face.

Tan Mingjian was sweating, and he hurriedly pretended to be innocent and explained: "I don't know either, uncle and aunt, do you think I will harm you on purpose?"

At this moment, he already hated the person who sold him the tea. The tea he bought for [-] yuan at the street stall would not cause diarrhea after drinking it, but the tea he bought for several thousand yuan would actually cause diarrhea after drinking it. It was simply How unreasonable!

Hearing this, Shi Peilan's expression softened slightly, and Lu Donghua also withdrew his gaze.

Chen Fan said jokingly: "Master Tan, are you still saying that you bought your tea for five million?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone realized that there was definitely something fishy about Tan Mingjian's tea, otherwise the tea bought for five million yuan would never cause diarrhea.

Tan Mingjian shouted angrily: "What do you mean, kid? Do you think I am deliberately exaggerating to show off? With the financial resources of my Tan family, do I need to do this?"

He spoke with great momentum, but he was feeling weak in his heart. His tea leaves caused people to have diarrhea, which really couldn't be explained.

"Okay, Ming Jian, Auntie believes you. You must have been deceived. With the strength of your Tan family, it is absolutely impossible for you to do such a disgusting thing."

Shi Peilan showed a wise look in her eyes and said a serious lesson: "Ming Jian, please keep your eyes open in the future, five million is not a small amount!"

"I know, thank you auntie for your teaching!"

But at this moment, the stomachs of the three of them rumbled again, and their expressions suddenly changed.

"Damn, it's coming again!"

The three of them held their stomachs and crossed their legs, and rushed into the bathroom again.

Lu Qingyao covered her mouth and snickered, and asked with a smile: "Xiaofan, how did you know there was something wrong with the tea?"

"That guy looks like a bitch. Do you think he is really willing to give away such expensive tea?"

Chen Fan asked back, you can't say that you can see the problem through clairvoyance, right?

Lu Qingyao nodded with deep understanding: "Just because the Tan family is rich doesn't mean that Tan Mingjian is rich!"

A moment later, the three people came out again one after another. This time their faces were bloodless and pale, and their legs were shaking when they walked.

Shi Peilan slumped on the sofa, feeling so weak that she didn't even want to move.

But a minute later, their stomachs made noise again, and the three of them rushed into the bathroom again.

A few minutes later, Lu Dongming's face turned green and he shouted at Tan Mingjian: "Tan Mingjian, what the hell did you give us to drink?"

"Lao Lu... stop yelling... quickly ask the driver to take us to the hospital..."

Shi Peilan's voice was weak when she spoke, and she couldn't hate Tan Mingjian anymore.

Chen Fan held back his laughter and said, "You guys have to come here every minute. I'm afraid the car will already stink before we even get to the hospital!"

Lu Donghua said angrily: "You kid, stop making sarcastic remarks."

"Xiaofan, don't you have medical skills? Treat my parents quickly!"

Lu Qingyao couldn't help but become worried when she saw their appearance.

Chen Fan touched his chin and said, "I have a good idea, but I'm afraid they won't want to!"

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