Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Ah, don't underestimate the strength of a humble country girl like me!"

By the riverside of Xinqi Lake, Xuehua, who has transformed into a lumberjack, is using his ax to chop down the big trees one by one. Although they don't want to hurt these trees, they need the wood as compensation. Musen plants the seeds back into the ground. Soon, new trees will grow again.

"Wow, Sister Xuehua is so amazing! One person can carry a big tree!"

Little Mercury looked at the snowflakes with dazzling eyes, holding the ax in one hand and carrying the wood in the other, and then threw the wood on the ground.

"Oh! When I was building a house for my younger siblings, I had to rely on me to cut down the trees...so don't underestimate the power of a country girl."

Mentioning her sister and brother, Xuehua's mood was inevitably a little low, but at this moment, Musen saw the opportunity to change the subject and said to her.

"So...you spent so much time chopping all this wood, do you want to build a house? I think the tent we brought should be enough."

"Please! Musen! Having a wooden house that can protect you from wind and rain is a great sense of security, and sleeping in a tent always feels a bit unsafe. Don't worry, I can build the house tonight. It just so happened that I came to keep watch.”

"I don't object to you building a house but the key thing is, did you bring nails?"

"Oh, I've thought of this before! It's always useful to have some things like nails with you. Besides, don't forget that I have an N-company personality and construction tools. Isn't that what I need?" "

"Then you can do it if you want, but we agreed in advance that firstly, don't hurt yourself while doing it, and secondly, keep your voice down while doing it. We have to rest at night."

"okay!"

"Oh, by the way, lend me the pot you brought, and I'll prepare dinner for everyone."

"Be careful with that pot. It's the only thing my sister and the others left for me."

"Wow, this lake is so big!"

After getting permission from his sisters, little Mercury jumped directly into the lake for a swim. There were many water Pokémon in the lake, and the most common one was Magikarp.

After all, Magikarp's vitality is very strong, and since he has no meat but bones, he has few natural enemies and no one wants to eat a bunch of bones. (Of course, bone broth is still good - Carlos)

"Well, that is?"

Little Mercury, who was swimming underwater, looked up at the lake. Something seemed to be floating above it?

"Uh?"

The figure that floated past suddenly disappeared. Mercury blinked and fell asleep. He checked carefully and found no Pokémon similar to that figure around?

"Did you really hallucinate?"

Little Mercury searched around, but couldn't find it, so he continued to swim forward. What he didn't know was that after he swam away, the floating figure suddenly appeared where he had just been, moving towards him. Look in the direction you are going.

"Uh huh huh huh..."

Musen was under the umbrella, using the spoon to stir the noodles inside. What she wanted to do was spaghetti, and now she needed to cook the noodles and then make some tomato sauce.

"The noodles are almost ready. I'll make some of my own special sauce later."

"Your skills are really good. The noodles are very fragrant when you cook them. Have you ever learned cooking skills?"

"Sometimes when the chef has an accident and is unable to cook, the butlers have to prepare the ingredients to prepare a sumptuous dinner for the guests."

"A good cook may not be a good steward, but a good steward must be able to do everything."

"Okay, you can help me put out the noodles later. Remember not to notify me in advance to prepare the sauce."

"I know, I know."

Xue Hua put down his tools and helped Mu Sen prepare the tableware and serve the noodles. Behind him, a small thing quietly approached, curiously weighing Xue Hua's house.

"what!"

When Xuehua was serving noodles, he accidentally poured out a little soup. When the soup spilled on the table, his hand was also slightly burned.

"Be careful! Don't do everything carelessly."

"clang!"

Snowflake's hammer fell to the ground. At this time, Snowflake had just taken out the noodles and put them into the bowl. After hearing the sound behind him, he started to look back to check the situation.

"Hey, that's weird...why did the hammer fall to the ground? It doesn't seem like the wind is blowing here either?"

"Is there something wrong with your brain? Is your hammer strong enough to be blown by the wind? If your hammer can be blown by the wind, then I guess it can blow a tornado."

"That's why I'm wondering why the hammer fell on the ground...ah! Where are my noodles?"

As soon as Xue Hua turned around, the noodles on the plate were instantly empty. Hearing Xue Hua's cry, Musen reacted instantly. The silk scarf in his hand was clenched in his fist, ready to punch at any time.

"Where can a thief dare to steal from us?"

Musen rushed to the plate, looked at the empty plate, and then began to observe the surroundings. He saw a lot of broken noodles falling on the ground, as well as the mark on the bottom of the soup-stained plate left by the snowflakes on the table. This plate It had obviously been moved.

"The person who stole it must have eaten it, and he must have eaten it in a hurry. He must have lifted the plate and poured it directly into his mouth, otherwise there would not be so much food residue left on the ground."

"Hey, wait!"

Xuehua looked at Musen and himself, and suddenly thought of a possibility. What if the guy hadn't left yet, and the two of them were observing the plate and didn't have time to pay attention to their surroundings, what would it do?

"Musen, your sauce!"

Xuehua suddenly figured out, what might that guy be doing? Doesn't this guy want their sauce to go with him?

"Ah, damn!"

This guy went even further this time. Not only did the sauce go away, he even left the bowl. If the sauce is gone, you can make it again, but in this case, the bowl is gone, but it’s really gone.

"Damn it, why do people always bother us when we are eating? Don't they know that the most sacred moment is eating?"

"Okay, okay, don't worry now. Later, the two of us will cook together and keep an eye on our jobs. I don't believe he can still escape."

daily urban jokes

Do you know who is the most miserable person in the city?

Answer: It’s someone who confuses the secrets of back alleys with taboos in residential areas, who wreaks havoc in residential areas during the day and then encounters his minions.