Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Are they the companions of the Son of God? I feel the deep emotions in their hearts."

Emrido, who was hiding aside, felt the emotions on them. There were many good and bad emotions. The child Mercury was full of optimistic emotions, while the emotions on Snowflake were mixed. As for Musen Well it’s...

"Well, a kind of sadness and worry? Worrying about the present and worrying about the future? Oops, gotta relax."

Emrido was eating the spaghetti in his hand. In return for eating their noodles, Emrido quietly approached them and then quietly erased some of their negative emotions. Xuehua and Musen suddenly felt a lot more relaxed. .

"Oh, let me see that cute child. The little guy is so cute."

Emrido quietly observed Mercury. No matter where he went, Mercury's cute appearance and innocent character made him very popular with all living beings. His affinity and the temptation of his eyes were hard for even the Three Gods of the Lake to resist. .

"Little cutie...what are you looking for?"

Little Mercury was looking for traces of Emrido underwater. After careful thinking, he found that the figure looked a bit like their target Emrido. He decided to search for it again. What if he met her again?

"what!"

Little Mercury heard the voice in his ear and turned around quickly to see the floating figure.

"Are you Emrido? You are so cute!"

"Hehe, you have such a sweet mouth. I just like a cutie like you."

You see, sometimes, being able to talk brings a lot of benefits. At least Emrido's impression of Little Mercury instantly improved a lot, unlike Huo Xin, who always had a bad mouth when the two met. (Little Mercury is telling the truth.)

"Sister Amrido, can you..."

"Come with you? Well...let me think about it."

Emrido suddenly disappeared, leaving only Little Mercury looking around. After searching for a long time, Little Mercury reluctantly surfaced and returned to the camp.

"How's it going? How's Little Mercury's swimming going?"

The elder sister of the craftsman, Xuehua wiped the non-existent sweat on her head and introduced the cabin she built to Little Mercury. At this time, even Musen couldn't help but sigh at Xuehua's speed and her hands-on ability.

"What a beautiful little house! I think if there were more tools, Sister Xuehua would be able to build it even more beautifully!"

"Of course! This wooden house is only the limit of my tools, but it is never my limit. As long as I am given enough tools and enough time, I can polish this house better."

"Oh, by the way, sisters! I saw Emredo! She was chatting with me in the lake. She looks so cute!"

"What? She's in the lake?"

The two looked at each other, then rushed towards the lake, while Snowflake jumped directly into the water, trying to find Emrido.

"Wait a minute! Snowflake, don't jump!"

However, it was still too late. She only heard a "bang" sound and the snowflakes fell solidly on the ice. Her body temperature was very low. Especially when she was excited and her emotions were not under control, her temperature would drop several times in an instant. . (When you play Minecraft and want to fall into the water, you end up wearing Frost Walker boots)

"Nima... damn, I forgot about that."

Xuehua covered his dizzy head, while Musen helplessly helped him up and began to check some wounds on his body.

"Pfft...hahaha!"

A burst of ridicule came from one side, and the three of them turned their heads and saw the embarrassed Emrido who was holding the pasta they had just cooked and eating while looking at the three of them.

"Hey, hey! What are you laughing at, this mushroom?"

"Why doesn't this guy look so malicious?"

"Sister Amrido!"

"Little cutie, these friends of yours should pay attention to their wording. First of all, I am not a mushroom. Secondly, I come here with good intentions. Finally, the tomato pasta they make is really delicious."

“Ah, my pasta!”

Xuehua watched as the last bit of pasta in the bowl was eaten by her, and the noodles she had worked so hard to cook were eaten again.

"It turns out you stole the noodles we worked so hard to make!"

At this time, Musen also understood that this guy was the one who took advantage of them. The way she looked at this guy always reminded her of her grandma. That pink-skinned slut also had the habit of following people.

"Oh, don't worry, the noodles are not free! I helped you take away some of the negative emotions from your body, how about it? Do you feel that your burden is much lighter?"

"When you say that, I do feel a lot less sad."

Xuehua already felt at this time that the sadness in her heart was much less.

"But I hope you can give me back the sadness that reminds me of the death of my sister and brother. I don't want to forget them..."

"Don't worry, I'm just trying to help you get rid of some negative emotions. After all, if a person has too many negative emotions, he may go crazy. You should know how terrifying obsession can be, right?"

"Emrido... Judging from your appearance, you should know our purpose, right?"

"I know, but I'm eating right now, so I'll answer this question after I finish eating."

"Are you hungry, my dear? Come over here and have some pasta?"

"Thank you, Sister Amrido!"

"Oh, what a cute little boy, you are so cute! So cute!"

"Hey! Little Mercury is our little brother! Are you, an old woman, planning something against a little boy?"

Looking at Amrido's appearance always reminded Snowflake of those perverted uncles who used sweets to seduce little girls. How could she seduce such a cute little brother?

"Don't think I'm so perverted! I just like him as a cute little guy. Look at how beautiful his big eyes are."

"Emrido, you stole a total of six bowls of noodles from us, but you only helped us clear up our emotions once. Why do I feel like we have lost money?"

On the side, Musen's sudden words made Amrido feel a little embarrassed. It seems that this is indeed the case, right?

"Pretend to be dead! Pretend to be dead! Pretend to be dead! As long as I don't say anything, this matter will go away..."

"Emrido, you stole a total of six bowls of noodles from us, but you only helped us clear up our emotions once. Why do I feel like we have lost money?"

Musen on the side took out the tape recorder hidden in his pocket and repeated what he just said, every one minute. This time Amrido really couldn't pretend to be dead.

daily urban jokes

Detaching the index finger is very simple, you just need to know the instructions and tell you.

Getting rid of the thumb is easy, as long as you can convince your superiors.

Getting rid of the middle finger is as simple as killing yourself.