It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

"Am I ugly?" Ji Xingye asked Xiao Tiandou, pointing at himself, with a look of shock on his face.

Is Ji Xingye ugly? Are there any handsome ones?

Peng Fei took the phone and opened the camera and looked at his face. Is it ugly?

Little Sweet Bean didn't let him hold her either, because she thought he was ugly?

Is this standard of facial control too great?

Peng Fei probably didn't expect that Xiao Tiandou would always be at the peak of her appearance since she was born.

Free Qin Fang, Yu Shaoqing, Little Wolf, and Father and Master, which one is not handsome?

"I'm not more handsome than your father..." Ji Xingye muttered dissatisfiedly.

"No father is more handsome than you." Little Sweetpea retorted mercilessly.

"Which one? How many... dads are there?" Ji Xingye was confused as he grasped the key point.

"Three." Little Sweet Pea answered cooperatively.

On the way back, after once again confirming that You Li was Y, all the doubts that had existed before became clear.

When it came to the question of dad, he wanted to ask the children.

What happened to the three dads?

When you were traveling, you had three people. Could it be that on the island, there was one mother and three fathers?

Bo Ye took out his mobile phone, flipped through it, and found the photo of Little Wolf.

Ask Sweet Pea, "Who is this?"

Little Sweet Pea shouted happily, "Daddy!"

Hearing the soft and sweet voice made Bo Ye feel sour, and he didn't even call him daddy.

"What about this one?" Bo Ye found another photo of Yu Shaoqing.

"Dad!" Xiao Tiandou's voice was still sweet, but Bo Ye was even more sour.

When he just turned to Qin Fang's photo, he didn't wait to ask.

Little Sweet Pea yelled, "Daddy!"

There are really three dads...

"What about me?" Bo Ye's tone was filled with hope and sadness.

Little Sweet Dou pursed her lips again and just looked at Bo Ye without speaking, and did not call her daddy.

Bo Ye sighed slightly, kissed Xiao Tiandou, and then turned to the photo of You Li.

He asked softly, "Who is this?"

I expected to hear a mother call, but Sweet Pea frowned slightly.

He said aggrievedly, "Bad brother."

Bo Ye almost dropped the phone in his hand, bad brother? Not mom?

Bo Ye went to ask the prince again, "Who is this?"

The prince looked at You Li's photo, pursed his lips and said nothing.

"Is he a bad brother?" Bo Ye asked patiently.

The prince shook his head and responded with dignity.

"Who is that?" Bo Ye asked again.

The prince reluctantly said, "Brother Cool."

Why is he so reluctant? That’s the coolness of Brother Ku, which he can’t learn.

He thinks he's cool, but compared to cool guys, he's far behind.

Bo Ye's head hurt a little. According to the names of the two children, You Li must have completely lost his memory.

Worry even more!

At this time, there was a banging sound from the bathroom, and Su Yan's feeble voice came.

"let me out……"

Peng Fei patted his thigh and completely forgot about Su Yan.

"Hey, fuck, boss, Team Su San is still locked up inside, and the prince won't give me the key."

"Where is the key?" Bo Ye asked the prince in a very light tone.

Bo Ye wanted to close the relationship between father and son as soon as possible, so even if he got into trouble, he would talk to him with a good temper.

The prince handed the bottle in his hand to Bo Ye, turned around and returned to sit on the sofa.

He took the small blanket over, held it in his arms and waited.

Xiao Tiandou pointed at Peng Fei and whispered to Bo Ye, "It's in his pocket."

Bo Ye said to Peng Fei, "Touch your pocket."

"Ah?" Peng Fei touched his pocket in confusion.

Ok?

key……

Peng Fei looked at the key in his hand. When did this thing get into his pocket?

"stupid!"

"Silly!"

The prince and Sweet Pea spoke together.

As expected of siblings, they really have a tacit understanding at all times.

Peng Fei bit his lip, feeling extremely aggrieved and turned around to take his IQ test.

If his IQ was not good enough, he would not have children.

Otherwise, the child would have a low IQ and be crushed, which would be very sad.

These two little ancestors are not human!

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Qin Fang sat on the beach holding a coconut, looked into the distance, and said, "The little ancestor is not a human being."

Not far away, the little wolf was competing with his little ancestor to climb a coconut tree.

With free training, the little ancestor learned to climb a coconut tree in one day and was able to surf on a surfboard in two days.

Not to mention learning to swim in one afternoon.

Within three days, he could use a whip to hit the little wolf's legs quickly and accurately, and he could use clever force to pull him down.

Of course, this does not include the fighting that Xiaolang taught him.

Qin Fang taught him programming.

Yu Shaoqing taught him divination...

Just ask whose child under two years old can do this?

"Fang Fang, I want to eat pancakes and meat skewers tonight." Yu Shaoqing, who was lying on Qin Fang's lap, yawned and said coquettishly.

"If you don't do it, you will feel uncomfortable after eating meat." Qin Fang refused directly.

Because he has taken on part of his dissociated consciousness, he goes to sleep dissociated, and when Xiao Xianer wakes up.

He will have an uncontrollable desire to eat meat.

But he wanted to eat meat, but his body refused to eat meat.

"Ah ah ah, you have to eat, you have to eat, you have to eat." Yu Shaoqing pinched Qin Fang's straw to prevent him from drinking coconut milk.

"Hurry up and let me go." Qin Fang couldn't even pamper his little ancestor, so how could he pamper Yu Shaoqing.

"Sure enough, you and Little Wolf have been sleeping together for a long time, and you don't love me anymore."

Yu Shaoqing's eyes turned red as he spoke, feeling aggrieved.

After all, he has taken on a part of his wandering consciousness, so he also has some level 20 performance-type wandering abilities.

"What are you talking nonsense about? He sleeps with his, I sleep with mine, and when did I ever love you?" Qin Fang was angry and annoyed.

Yu Shaoqing's mouth is so annoying that he can say whatever he wants.

"Scumbag!" Yu Shaoqing hit Qin Fang with his small fist while still holding the straw with his other hand.

Qin Fang simply took out the straw and said, "Here it is, hold it tight and don't let go. If you let go, I'll let you eat it."

As a patriarch on the island, Qin Fang has never been fond of children.

"Come on, let's play bed-wetting! I saw it on the Internet before..."

As Yu Shaoqing spoke, he stood up happily and started to pile sand.

He quickly made a small pile of sand and stuck the straw in his hand on it.

"I'll pick it up, you pick it up, whoever knocks the straw down will wet the bed at night."

"I'm not playing around, it's childish." Qin Fang said and was about to get up.

He remembered that it was called "peeing on the kang", but when Yu Shaoqing said it, it became "peeing on the bed".

Yu Shaoqing wants to eat pizza rolled with meat skewers, and he wants to marinate the meat and make pancakes, which is really annoying.

"Let's play. Let's play." Yu Shaoqing said and took away a large piece of sand with his hands without pouring the straw.

"It's your turn, let me go." Yu Shaoqing hugged Qin Fang's legs, as if you won't let you go if you don't play with him.

"If you don't play, I'll kick you!" Qin Fang said impatiently.

Yu Shaoqing raised his head, shook Qin Fang's legs, and said coquettishly.

"Let's play, let's play. If you win, I'll tell you when we go home."