It's too much fun, I'm pregnant by pretending to be a man

After listening to Yu Shaoqing's words, Qin Fang's half-drinking coconut slipped from his hand.

After coming to the island for so long, this is the first time that Yu Shaoqing has said that he will go home.

Qin Fang breathed a little and asked, "Can you go home?"

"Are you having fun?" Yu Shaoqing asked while holding Qin Fang's legs and shaking his body.

Qin Fang sighed and really wanted to kick Yu Shaoqing.

In order to know when he could go home, Qin Fang had no choice but to squat down and pick up a little sand with his hands.

Yu Shaoqing happily picked it again. This time he picked up a little too much sand.

Qin Fang saw that the straw was a little tilted. He didn't want to lose, so he carefully peeled it off a little.

Neither of them wanted to pour the straw, so they both picked it up bit by bit.

There is less and less sand left, and it is dangerous for anyone to pick it up.

Although he was forced to play, Qin Fang, who didn't want to lose, acted like a child when he was serious.

Although both of them picked up a little bit of sand, Qin Fang did it carefully, while Yu Shaoqing did it very casually.

Although I was picking it up casually, the straw wouldn't fall over.

Qin Fang exhaled and gently picked at the sand with his long and beautiful fingers.

But he was very unlucky and the straw fell over...

Seeing the straw fall down, Yu Shaoqing clapped his hands and shouted, "Let it go, you are going to wet the bed tonight."

"Shut up and do it again." Qin Fang's face turned red.

This kid was playing something that was childish and didn't need to use his brain, yet he actually lost.

"Okay!" Yu Shaoqing happily started to pile sand again.

This time Qin Fang picked up the sand first, and also imitated Yu Shaoqing and picked out more than half of it.

Yu Shaoqing also laughed and took off most of it. Qin Zang kept shouting in his heart as he watched, falling down...

As a result, the straw only tilted and did not fall over.

Qin Fang carefully picked up only a little bit of sand. It was really just a little bit, but the straw fell over.

Yu Shaoqing smiled and started to pile sand again, talking as he piled.

"No wonder my father praised my hands, they are really good."

Qin Fang looked down at his hand, couldn't he win with this hand?

You lose in rock, paper, scissors, and you lose in bedwetting...

After piling up the sand, Yu Shaoqing inserted the straw into it and said very generously, "This time I want Fangfang to pick it up first."

"I'm not going to play anymore. I'll go home whenever I want!" Qin Fang stood up. If he continued to play, he wouldn't win.

His hands are not suitable for playing games of winning and losing. He will lose in everything he plays.

Yu Shaoqing grabbed the corner of Qin Fang's shorts and refused to let him go.

"No, maybe you can win this one, I really want to tell you!"

Qin put it on Yu Shaoqing's hand and slapped it.

"Don't come here. If you want to tell me, you can just open your mouth and say it. Do you still have to play to win or lose?"

He won't be fooled because he has assumed part of his master's consciousness.

Yu Shaoqing's calculations are not very accurate now.

The day before yesterday, he asked Yu Shaoqing if it would rain at night.

Yu Shaoqing swore to him that it would not rain.

He didn't take back the dried fruits hanging outside.

As a result, it started to rain in the middle of the night, and all the dried fruits that were about to dry were watered.

There are many more things like this. Yu Shaoqing is no longer Yu Xiaoxian'er.

"Let it go, now you know that you are cruel to me and don't love me at all..."

While Yu Shaoqing lowered his head and said aggrieved words, he pulled Qin Fang's shorts up and down.

"Stop pulling it off. Pull it off again." Qin Fang grabbed the waistband of his pants and tried to step back.

But Yu Shaoqing hadn't had enough fun yet. How could he let Qin Fang go? He grabbed the edge of his shorts hard.

While pulling and pulling, Qin Fang couldn't stand firm, and was pulled by Yu Shaoqing, causing him to kneel on the beach.

And his shorts were also pulled down...

"Yu Shaoqing, just eat carrots tonight." Qin Fang said angrily.

"Let's play, let's play for the last time." Yu Shaoqing was still tugging at the edge of Qin Fang's pants.

He has already made people unhappy, so he might as well be a little more angry.

Anyway, the consequences are the same, you can't eat meat, you can only eat carrots.

Think about how much he was willing to eat carrots and hated eating meat.

Lili is cheating!

Qin Fang kicked Yu Shaoqing's leg angrily, "When I get home, I'll tell your father that you can take off my pants and see if he can take care of you."

"Then I'll tell Su Yan that you sleep with Little Wolf every day."

The two of them were bickering, neither giving in to the other, like two children.

Little Wolf and Little Ancestor happened to see this scene when they came back from climbing the coconut tree.

The little ancestor whistled happily, and then asked the little wolf.

"Dad, do you want to spank daddy when you take off daddy's pants?"

The little ancestor now speaks very clearly and neatly, but listening to so many fathers still gives the little wolf a headache.

I asked him to add his name before calling me Dad, but he didn't listen and always called me Dad.

Anyway, it’s just about doing it in a way that saves trouble. Whether you understand or not, that’s your business.

"What are you doing?" Xiaolang came over and asked helplessly.

"Playing pickpocket..." Yu Shaoqing replied happily.

But before he finished speaking, Xiaolang shouted, "Shut up."

Xiaolang quickly covered the little ancestor's ears, and he automatically completed what Yu Shaoqing wanted to say.

That is, playing with pants...

The little ancestors cannot learn such a game, otherwise, they will have their pants taken off every day.

After all, this is an island and it’s very hot. They are all wearing shorts, revealing everything.

"You two are both married people. Can you please be careful? No matter how boring your life is, you can't just flirt!"

When Xiaolang preaches in a serious voice, it always makes people want to laugh.

Yu Shaoqing put his finger on Qin Fang's leg, tapped it, and said in a tea-filled voice, "Your wolf is jealous."

"Shut up." Qin Fang didn't even want to talk to Yu Shaoqing.

At this time, the little ancestor looked at the small pile of sand with a straw inserted, and asked, "What is this?"

As long as there is something that has never been played before, the little ancestor will be very curious.

"Wetting the bed, do you want to play with daddy?" Yu Shaoqing let go of Qin Fang's pants and turned around to ask his little ancestor.

"How to play?" Little Ancestor raised his beautiful eyebrows and asked.

Yu Shaoqing briefly told him how to play, but he didn't finish the whole story.

The little ancestor said impatiently, "Come on, stop inking."

The little ancestor's temperament was more or less inherited from his own mother.

His mother doesn't like to be nagging and is a little hasty in everything she does.

"Don't cry if you lose. If you wet the bed, clean it up yourself." After Yu Shaoqing finished speaking, he made a gesture of invitation.

Before he could take his hand back, the little ancestor proudly took away most of the sand.

The straw is in danger, but not yet fallen.

Qin Fang blushed and lifted up the shorts that Yu Shaoqing had taken off.

Fortunately, there were still underwear inside, otherwise, if they were bare, Qin Fang would have thrown Yu Shaoqing into the sea.

Yu Shaoqing also scooped up half of the sand, leaving only a little in the small pile of sand.

The little ancestor was playing wildly, even if it didn't count, he just went up and pulled it casually, but the straw still didn't fall down.

As soon as Yu Shaoqing's hand touched the sand, the straw fell over before he could pull it away.

"This is impossible!" Yu Shaoqing looked at the fallen straw and was confused.

He is Yu Shaoqing, how could he lose?

Qin Fang held the little ancestor's face, kissed him on the forehead, and praised, "Little ancestor, you did a great job."

The little ancestor pointed at Yu Shaoqing's crotch, "Daddy's little chicken is going to wet the bed."