The evil life of Jia Erhu

Jia Erhu lifted the clothes in his hand and asked: "What else can I do? I know you are a mysophobic person. If you don't take a shower, let alone go to bed, I'm afraid I won't even be allowed to enter the bedroom door. Bar?"

Wen Ruyu smiled disdainfully: "You haven't learned the idiom of guilty conscience, have you? You are good at everything, but you have read too few books."

After saying that, Wen Ruyu took the clean clothes from his hands and threw them directly on the bed. Then she grabbed his hands, put them under her nose and smelled them.

Jia Erhu had to admire Cheng Caini. She even thought of this. It was probably when he checked Dongfang Xiong that he used this trick, right?

"What are you doing?" Jia Erhu asked pretending to be puzzled: "Even if the teacher wants to check the students' fingernails, it's enough to just see them, but does it still need to be smelled?"

Wen Ruyu didn't say anything. She first checked the front of his coat, then turned his body over and checked both shoulders.

Then he called over again, directly raised his hands, took off his coat, then carefully inspected his shirt underneath, and at the same time leaned forward to smell it.

Jia Erhu smiled and said: "What are you doing? Oh, you thought I was dating a woman outside, right?

What are you thinking?

Let alone the fact that such a beautiful wife is waiting for me at home, even if I want to go on a date with another woman, it will definitely not be tonight, right?

Moreover, you heard the call from Chief Secretary Lu, could he still cooperate with me in singing?

Besides, what kind of woman is worthy of me doing this? "

While Wen Ruyu was unbuttoning Jia Erhu's shirt, she sneered: "My husband is not afraid of anything, and he likes to take the wrong path. The more difficult and dangerous it is, the further forward he will go.

What you just said are all reasons why you cannot meet other women tonight, but you just like to do the opposite.

Just like I never dreamed that you would sleep with Xiao Jie and Bai Jieping, but you did it.

I thought Cao Yadan didn't escape your clutches, but she turned out to be fine.

Therefore, when facing you, you must not use conventional ways of thinking, or even normal people's ways of thinking, to judge your speech and behavior. "

After saying that, Wen Ruyu smelled his chest again and even licked it.

"I'll go!" Jia Erhu asked: "Is it so flirtatious? Who can bear it? Where did you learn this?"

Wen Ruyu took off his shirt again, then loosened his belt and said, "As a woman, although her overall outlook is not as good as that of a man, caring about her husband can be said to be an instinct.

The way to check your husband is usually self-taught and there is no need to learn it. "

Jia Erhu asked: "Then what did you find out?"

Wen Ruyu said: "After you met Leader Lu, or before you met Leader Lu, you must have dated some woman.

And I'm sure it must be one of Lin Yue and Cheng Caini! "

Jia Erhu looked at her in astonishment, grabbed her shoulders with both hands and asked, "What are you thinking about?"

Wen Ruyu didn't respond, but asked Jia Erhu to lift his feet. As soon as Jia Erhu raised his feet, Wen Ruyu took off her overalls and shorts.

And in front of Jia Erhu, he took out the shorts from his outer pants, put them directly under his nose and smelled them.

Jia Erhu was confused: "Honey, is your mysophobia real or fake?"

Wen Ruyu still ignored him, picked up her outer pants and smelled them inside, and then said to Jia Erhu: "Go take a shower."

Jia Erhu's eyes widened and he said: "Even if you are the leader now, you can't be unreasonable, right? If you doubt, you will doubt, if you say inspection, you will check, and you won't give an explanation."

"Do you want to make an argument?" Wen Ruyu took Jia Erhu's coat and said, "You have been wearing this clothes for a day today, and there should be a lot of dust on it, as well as the smell in the air.

When I just checked, there was indeed no woman's long hair on it, and there was no woman's smell on it, but there was a smell of tap water.

In other words, before coming back, you must wipe your whole body thoroughly with a wet towel.

The traces of the woman were gone, but I could still smell the smell of tap water on the wet towel. "

Just when Jia Erhu was about to explain something, Wen Ruyu said: "Don't argue, because you are going to see Leader Lu, and you were afraid that your body would be dirty, so you wiped it with a wet towel.

If you dusted it off at home, I have nothing to say.

You didn't even eat. After receiving the call from Secretary Lu Zhongliang, you rushed over in a hurry. With your character and your knowledge of personal hygiene, you would go to the office to use wet clothes before meeting him. Towel dust yourself all over? "

Jia Erhu had nothing to say.

Wen Ruyu continued: "Besides, this shirt of yours was put on last night and has been worn all day today, and it has the strong smell of your sweat on it.

It's true that you took a shower after we finished doing things this morning, but seven or eight hours have passed, and I'm not unaware of your oily skin. I'm afraid the smell of sweat on your body can even hit your nose.

But now you smell like you just wiped it with a wet towel. I even licked it, but there was no smell of oil or sweat. This is enough to prove that you not only dusted off your coat, but also I took a shower by the pool!

Can you tell me why? "

Jia Erhu was unable to refute, so he had to bite the bullet and ask: "Then why do you think I did it? For just a moment, I was doing things with other women, and it was either Lin Yue or Cheng Caini?"

Wen Ruyu said: "There is no woman's smell in your shorts, or even the smell of having been wiped with tap water, which proves that you are not doing anything, but you must have been hugging each other and kissing for a long time.

As you said, even in such a tense moment, you still have the heart to be intimate with a woman. Then this woman must be very special. You must be intimate with her tonight.

After you left, I listened carefully and found that everyone in our unit had returned, except Lin Yue and Cheng Caini.

I'm afraid Lin Yue is leaving with Lu Zhongliang and won't come back during this period, so you take this opportunity to make out with her for a while.

The problem is that if she goes with Lu Zhongliang, you won't be together for too long, and he won't remind you to get yourself so clean.

So now I am basically sure that you must have been tired of Cheng Caini for a long time.

Because you didn't have anything to do, you wouldn't even think of getting your whole body so clean. I think this must be her idea, and she dusted the outer clothes for you.

As for whether you applied it on your body yourself or if she applied it for you, I don't know.

Do you think it’s perfect?

In fact, she ignored an important issue, which is normal. With your IQ, you shouldn't ignore such a big issue. "

Jia Erhu asked: "What's the problem?"