The evil life of Jia Erhu

Wen Ruyu said: "You stayed with me for a day and sat in my car for an afternoon. You guys did it so clean. I did not smell the smell left by other women, but I didn't even smell my own smell. arrive.

Just say, why is this? "

Jia Erhu scratched the back of his head: "Honey, can I take a shower now?"

"You've already made it so clean. It doesn't matter whether you take a shower or not. And I said, I'm not afraid of the smell of sweat on your body, but don't bring in the smell of other women."

After saying that, Wen Ruyu turned around and walked out.

"Honey," Jia Erhu asked, "Would you like to wash it together?"

Wen Ruyu said: "I still need to clean up, you wash it first."

Jia Erhu was a little embarrassed. From the moment he entered the bathroom to take a shower until he came out, he couldn't think of any reason to refute Wen Ruyu.

But he has a trick up his sleeve.

Because he has been in contact with so many women, Jia Erhu knows very well that girls younger than him will only regard him as an elder brother or father, and always want to get paternal care from him.

So I like to act coquettishly and like to be coaxed.

Women who are older than themselves are different. When facing men younger than them, they are full of maternal love.

He remembered his mother's love for his younger brother, but it was too late, so he just acted coquettishly in front of Wen Ruyu, and even got angry again. He did not believe that Wen Ruyu would not coax him and follow him.

And the reason why Wen Ruyu can tolerate Chen Lingyan being with her is that it is not a compromise like motherly love, or even excessive?

After thinking about this problem, Jia Erhu suddenly felt much more relaxed.

When he walked out of the bathroom, he heard Wen Ruyu humming another tune while cleaning up in the kitchen.

Jia Erhu walked over and looked at her back. His mind instantly recalled the first time he saw her, when he saw her washing dishes in the sink.

It just feels completely different.

At that time, Wen Ruyu seemed to him not only a goddess-like existence, but more importantly, the image of a good wife and loving mother, with a warm feeling.

Although Wen Ruyu is still a goddess-like existence now, her figure makes Jia Erhu feel like an elegant big sister, killing all the women he has seen in an instant.

And if you want to find the shadow of Wen Ruyu's past, you only need to hold Bai Jieping in your arms.

For Jia Erhu, Wen Ruyu is definitely the only one now and has no other branches.

He walked over directly, put his face on Wen Ruyu's back, stretched his hands from the left and right sides to Wen Ruyu's chest, and said while touching it, "It's so comfortable."

Wen Ruyu stopped what she was doing, turned around and asked, "Do you still want me to work?"

Jia Erhu said: "You do your thing and I do mine without affecting each other."

Wen Ruyu shook her head: "Stop being childish. You lie all over me and you still say you won't affect me?"

Jia Erhu said: "Then don't wash it, I want it now."

Wen Ruyu thought about it too, but sighed: "You have to let me wipe your hands clean if you want to, right?"

"It's okay, I'll wipe it for you!"

Jia Erhu was still lying on her back, reaching for a clean rag and wiping Wen Ruyu's hands.

Wen Ruyu immediately took the rag from his hand, first poured some detergent into her hands and washed them, and finally wiped her hands with a dry rag, and then said to Jia Erhu: "Get up."

"No," Jia Erhu said, "You carry me to the room."

Wen Ruyu asked, dumbfounded, "Are you crazy? How can I carry you?"

Jia Erhu said: "You haven't carried it yet, how do you know you can't carry it?"

"Stop making trouble and get up."

"No!"

Wen Ruyu shook her head, and had no choice but to use her hand to support Jia Erhu's legs, and actually carried Jia Erhu to the master bedroom.

Wen Ruyu turned her back to the bed, waiting for Jia Erhu to come down. When Jia Erhu came down, he hugged her and lay on the bed. Then he turned over and lay on Wen Ruyu's body. While kissing her passionately, he reached out to unbutton her buttons.

Wen Ruyu avoided his mouth and said, "Get up, I'm going to take a bath."

"It's okay," Jia Erhu said, "Even if you don't take a shower for 10 days, you're still cleaner than me taking 10 showers a day!"

As long as a man likes a woman, he will never think she is dirty.

In fact, the same goes for women. If she thinks you are dirty, she dislikes you. This is why when some couples are in love, the woman never calls the man dirty.

Even if a man smokes and drinks, not only do they not find it objectionable, but they think it is a reflection of his masculinity.

Once they get married and live a long life, or even after giving birth to children, the woman will hate the man more and more, and the man's dirty, smoking and drinking are basically the subjects of the woman's criticism.

So now for Wen Ruyu, as long as Jia Erhu doesn't smell like other women, she won't mind no matter how dirty he is.

But Jia Erhu was embarrassed. He always felt that if he didn't clean his body consciously when facing Wen Ruyu, who had a mysophobia, he would be sorry for her.

The same goes for Wen Ruyu.

She knew that Jia Erhu didn't think she was dirty, but she felt dirty, so she had to wash herself clean so that her most beautiful side could appear in front of Jia Erhu.

Wen Ruyu said, "Then you get up too, I'll go to the bathroom."

Jia Erhu then let her get up.

After Wen Ruyu went to the bathroom, she untied her little hands first, and then took a shower very seriously. It took more than half an hour to wipe them off.

Chen Lingyan, who was downstairs, heard the sound of taking a shower twice in the bathroom upstairs, and realized that the two of them were about to do something.

Originally this was normal, Chen Lingyan felt that she wouldn't care.

But thinking about the scene of Jia Erhu lying on Wen Ruyu, she still couldn't stand it. She immediately called Cao Yadan and asked her to open the door.

After hearing the sound of the door opening on the opposite side, Chen Lingyan immediately got up and ran over.

When I went out, I realized that Cheng Caini hadn't come back yet.

Seeing Chen Lingyan getting into her quilt without saying a word, Cao Yadan asked in confusion: "Mr. Chen, what's wrong with you?"

"What did you say?" Chen Lingyan rolled her eyes at Cao Yadan: "It's right above my head. It's my wedding night. Can I sleep?"

Cao Yadan blinked and asked, "No way? It's enough that Teacher Wen didn't get jealous of you, but you're going to get jealous of her instead?"

Chen Lingyan said dumbfounded: "What do you think I'm jealous of? There's a lot of noise upstairs, can I sleep?"

Cao Yadan didn't understand even more: "What, did they two quarrel?"

Chen Lingyan looked at her with wide eyes, and suddenly realized what she was doing. She shook her head and said, "Have you never eaten pork? Have you never seen a pig walk? I can't even explain it to you now. You will know when one day you are fucked by a man." ”

Cao Yadan's face turned red: "Mr. Chen, you are the big boss, why are you so rude?"

With that said, Cao Yadan lay down next to Chen Lingyan.

"Rude?" Chen Lingyan rolled her eyes at her: "When Mr. Jia crawls on top of you one day, you will know what is truly rude in this world!"