Pirates of Spades Pirates

While Aurora, the quirky little lolita, was embarrassing Hayes, Prince Lance just walked over with a smile, head held high, unhurried and graceful, as if taking a leisurely stroll in the garden. It is as stunning as a prince coming from a fairy tale. .

Lance took a long stride and walked straight to Landuo, then stopped naturally.

Behind Delisa, Yafisa watched this scene with her innocent eyes without blinking, looking forward to the dreamy encounter between the prince and the beauty.

Facing Prince Lance, Lando also had a gentle smile, a generous demeanor, neither humble nor arrogant.

Having experienced various concerts where tens of thousands of people gathered together, dark human abductions, and near-death adventures, she has already managed to remain calm.

However, what happened next was beyond her expectation.

The moment Lance walked towards Landau, Hayes had a bad feeling in his heart. This kid wouldn't return it... Don't!

I can't afford to lose this person! ! !

But there is a saying that the more you worry about something, the more likely it is to happen.

Sure enough, it didn't go beyond Hayes's expectation. Lance had a divine radiance on his face, a solemn and pious expression, his palms clasped together, his bandaged right hand and slightly black left hand joined together, looking towards Landuo like a pilgrim. He bowed and closed his eyes.

"Prayer!"

"Ah?"

The unexpected unfolding of the gods made Landuo look at Lance who was worshiping at a loss.

Not hello or nice to meet you?It's okay to have a bad temper, but...wait?What is he worshiping?This...this...

Noticing that Lance was worshiping the object like a devout believer, the whole place fell silent...

Hayes felt a surge of anger in his chest and almost fainted...

What Lance was paying homage to was a pair of plump and towering attractive breasts.

Yafisa, who had been full of expectations, was dumbfounded as she watched the handsome Prince Lance pay homage to Lando's chest. This was the rhythm of the prince's straight-line degeneration into perversion!

Is there something wrong? ! ! !

She seemed to hear something breaking in her heart. Is the colorful fairy tale world all fake? No, is this not reality? !This is a fake prince!

Not to mention Yafisa, the others were already in a mess.

Ryan had thought that since Hayes was so approachable and Hogney said that Lance often went to the slums to give soup, he must be a typical and perfect prince.

He could understand that he was ambitious and could win people's hearts. After meeting him, he once felt that besides being a bit darker, he was almost more handsome than him. Ahem, more handsome than Ace. But... what is this? Condition? ! ! !

Where is the promised prince charming? !Where is the promised peerless hero? !asshole!What are you worshiping? !

"Naferutali was thrown over her shoulder!!!"

Uncle Hayes, who was already so angry with Lance that he felt as if he had ascended to heaven or left his body, grabbed Lance's right arm with both hands and threw him to the ground.

Boom!

Lance's back made an intimate and passionate contact with the ground.

But it wasn't over yet. Uncle Hayes once again demonstrated his superb royal joint skills, locking Lance's legs and feet with his feet, locking Lance's arms with his left hand, and locking Lance's throat with his right arm, and said angrily.

"You kid, if you dare to do anything to the Oppai Divine Cult, I won't beat you to death today! You, the eighteenth generation king of Neferutari, have almost lost the face of you!"

"..." This was the first time they saw Uncle Hayes so angry that he exploded. Aurora just now didn't cause Hayes to use force to suppress him.

But it can be seen that this is just a small refusal to fight back. Otherwise, how could Hayes be able to withstand the power of blowing up a boulder with just one punch?

Although Lance was locked by Hayes' throat, he still spoke intermittently.

"No, father, Opai... is the most sacred treasure."

"Without Oppai... you and I... would never have grown from the beginning."

"Oppain is...the source of life."

Ga!There was a sound of bones being dislocated, Ryan, this is serious... It's quite a skill to make my father so angry.

He finally understood why Hayes didn't want them to see Lance and Aurora, he couldn't afford to embarrass himself...

"Oppai has been revered since ancient times as a... symbol... of fertility," Lance continued.

"And to motherhood...happiness...health."

"Oppai is the most noble thing in the whole world, no...the whole universe!"

"It also means that Oppai is the universe!"

Hayes's face turned from red to purple, as if he had seen the smoke floating on the tombs of the past kings and the soil shaking.

One by one, the late king shouted, "You unworthy descendant, what kind of descendants have you given to the solitary sect? My coffin board! I want to open it! Beat you unworthy descendant to death!" and wanted to climb out of the imperial mausoleum.

"I will not give in. No matter where we are, Oppein is full of warmth and softness."

"Oppai grows from life..."

Hayes realized that force could not seal the mouth of this unscrupulous son of the European sect, so he immediately interrupted and ordered: "Joseph, bring me a piece of cloth! I'm going to seal this kid's mouth!"

Joseph smiled and pulled out a long white silk ribbon that he had prepared for a long time. When he heard that Hayes was going to see Lance, he knew that something was wrong. Aurora was still just naughty, but Lance had already formed a strange set of tricks. values ​​and worldview.

He is the God of Light, a reincarnated person, with the power of the devil sealed in his right hand. He seals the devil with his body. Once the devil escapes, the world will be destroyed. Let him bear the pain that the world cannot understand alone in eternal loneliness. .....referred to as late-stage secondary cancer in teenagers. He believed that the prince would be ashamed in the future because he and Hayes had been through this before...

However, they were originally the Three Musketeers of the Desert who formed a team with His Majesty Kobra. They performed chivalrous acts in the desert at night. They were also known as the Three Masked Knights of Darkness by the people. They came and went like the wind, looking for light in the dark night and punishing the evil in the world... ....What a shame! ! !

This kind of thing must not be known to Aurora, otherwise the little girl will laugh at her from childhood to old age! ! !

As for the so-called European religion, no one knows how the prince was formed. The owner speculates that it is because Lance lacks maternal love, but this is no longer a problem of lack of maternal love...

Lance continued to struggle: "You can seal my mouth, but you can't seal thousands of mouths in Alabasta. Oppai is at home in people's hearts, it will exist forever and will never be erased."

"Oppai is the inheritance of Ming Dynasty. Without Oppai, humanity would be the firepower of mankind. Uh-huh-huh!!!"

Hayes finally sealed his son's mouth with great difficulty. Although Lance had lacked maternal love since he was a child, he never expected that Lance would develop the Laushizioppa theological religion and even preach in Alabasta. My daughter Weiwei was led astray by this bastard for a while.

Thinking about it now, this will probably be an indelible black history for Weiwei in her lifetime... No, this is an indelible black history for the entire royal family...

"Giggle." The two Guoguos and another nurse couldn't help but snicker.

"Hahahaha! Such an interesting person!" Ace also put his hand on the wall and laughed with difficulty.

As the third most embarrassed person present, Lando immediately glanced at Ace secretly as a warning, but Ace just smiled at her casually.

Upon seeing this, Landuo was immediately defeated by Ace's natural and frank response, unable to lose his temper. Who told his captain to be such a free and easy-going person?

Ryan recalled a widely circulated meme, Do you crave power?No, I long for it... But why does it feel like what he said makes sense? !

Even Lane could not argue with this teaching.

This is the most arrogant thing. He knew it was a cult but he couldn't refute it. This arrogant young man's understanding of European school has gone beyond the vulgar level.

He is not an ordinary pervert. His ideas are clear-headed and refined, and are of his own style. He adds philosophical thinking, extends to the meaning of life, and can even start a religion.

"Okay, let's go ahead with other people's housework." Although Ryan was snickering inwardly, he remained calm on the outside and said.

In my heart, 'Brother, what a talent!The organization needs you! '

Delisa brought the lost Yafisa back to the living room. The little Lolita suffered the blow of disillusionment, and her favorability towards the prince dropped from Mount Everest to negative value.

...In just a few minutes after returning to the living room, the living room has changed drastically.

The dining table was covered with a crisp white tablecloth, running perfectly parallel to the edge of the long table from one end to the other.

Ordinary napkins were also folded into elegant rose shapes, and each one was placed in front of each seat at an equal distance, as if measured with a ruler.

The long straight black maid just now was cutting off the dead leaves of the flower arrangements on the table, leaving only the most beautiful parts of the gorgeous roses to display on the dining table.

crunch.

Suddenly, the door was pushed open, and a group of shabby-looking people who smelled of sweat mixed with the salty smell of the sea walked in.

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Regarding the image of Lance, it is composed of the image of the Black Butler Prince Soma and his butler, the teachings of the strongest (saucy) fang wolf Soder, and finally combined with the two attributes suggested by his friends at the beginning. Interested book friends can search Search the image of both black deacons.

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