Pirates of Spades Pirates

Night fell over the land, and a thick and deep darkness enveloped Alabasta.Mobile terminal m..

It was as if there was a hand covering the sky hanging in the sky of Alabasta, covering up the stars and the moonlight.

In this silent and dark night, there was a strong smell of meat wafting out from the bright palace.

In the palace, the napkins and roses arranged by the black-haired maid Emma have long disappeared.

Only the wanton carnival laughter and the smell of sweat mixed with the smell of meat echoed in the hall...

Ryan sat on the chair next to the table, holding up half of Alabasta's unique charcoal-grilled stone scorpion in his right hand, and shouted along with the excitement.

"As a captain! We can lose in anything, but we can never lose by eating meat!"

"Uh~uh~uh!!"

Ace nodded, picking up the plate and eating the meat while mumbling words with unknown meanings.

On the long dining table, a long row of neatly stacked and delicious food was almost occupied by Ace and a one-eyed man wearing an eye patch. They attacked the dining table with a gluttonous force, sweeping away the food like a wind and a cloud. With plates of food.

Guoguo and another nurse Del with a slim figure also cheered for Ace and said: "Come on Ace! You are the best!"

"If I win, I will give Guoguo to you for one night! I must win!"

"Ah! If you make trouble again, I'll tickle you!" Guo Guo immediately said angrily after hearing this.

"Hey! Little Guoguo is shy." Delie smiled coquettishly and avoided Guoguo's tickling claws.

...After a while, the two beauties on the cheerleading team started to make trouble themselves.

Not far away, Lan Duo was elegantly enjoying fresh radish juice as if she were isolated from the world. No matter howling ghosts and wolves in front of me, my heart was peaceful and unmoving.

And Aurora, a little loli who didn't mind the matter even more, even said boldly:

"I will sell my brother to whoever wins. A real man must be brave enough to be a man!"

After saying this, she seemed to think this was not enough, and she pinched the hem of her skirt and said coyly: "And such a cute little loli can also come with it~"

Hearing this, Delisa pulled her child Yafisa worriedly. You can make friends and eat food, but you must not learn this!

The two overlords of the table, who had been unresponsive, and the first mate, who was wearing an eye patch, had a sudden heart attack and shed a drop of cold sweat.

Who dares to take this little ancestor?That’s because you want to never have peace!

Ace beside it continued to eat and drink wildly!Carry forward the foodie spirit of Spades!

Gudong!

He took a sip of strong wine and ignored the crystal wine flowing from the corner of his mouth across his chest. He immediately picked up the whole roasted camel leg and stuffed it into his mouth. When he spat it out, there was only a bare bone left. Not even the shreds of meat were spared!

Someone on the Black Water Pirate Horse next to him laughed and said:

"Brother Mondeva, don't be a coward. Let that boy see the true strength of our Blackwater pirates!"

"Yes, first mate, you can't lose the reputation of Blackwater, otherwise let me be the first mate!"

"Don't join in the fun, first mate, don't panic, Aurora is just a minor, we can still help you scatter your ashes into the sea even if we risk our lives!"

Mondeva turned around and shouted: "You brats! You really want to piss me off to death, don't you?"

"Hahahaha!!!" A group of raunchy pirates laughed.

.......

Amidst the laughter, Joseph held a stack of brand new books and walked up to the little Lolita like a gentleman with precise steps that seemed to have been measured.road:

"Princess, recent homework~"

Aurora was startled when she saw the smiling Joseph and a pile of questions left over from history. Her little feet couldn't help but step back. She quickly selected a person for help from her field of vision and turned around to run.

She trotted up behind a slovenly pirate wearing a captain's hat and said:

"Uncle Heishui, save me. How can Aurora finish a month's homework in one night? Woohoo."

"That was also left behind by you, princess. You should have also escaped from dance classes, swordsmanship classes, etiquette classes, and history classes." Joseph's eyes shone with a cold light called the gaze of a strict teacher.

Aurora huddled behind the old captain guiltily, avoiding Joseph's gaze, like a kitten that had just been caught after doing something bad.

The sloppy one-legged captain grinned at Joseph, rubbed Aurora's blond hair lovingly with his rough and cracked hands, and said:

"Hahaha, we are quite old, so don't worry about her all the time. Keeping a straight face all day long is not good for your health. Come on, come on. It's rare to get together. Let's have a drink together and try our special Lang. Rum! It’s definitely strong! And Aurora, don’t call her Uncle Blackwater, call her Uncle David.”

Joseph smiled bitterly and shook his head. He had to brace himself to ensure that the banquet went on normally.

From the kitchen supply, dish collection, and meal speed, he has to watch everything. When something goes wrong, he must discover and remedy it as soon as possible.

He turned around and was about to go to the wine cellar to take a look. He remembered that there was still a 70-year-old bottle of Tears of the Stars that had not been opened. David was in a hurry and did not have time to give it to him.

Aurora said with a coquettish smile.

"But Uncle Heishui is very dark."

"It's very dark! It's very dark!" The blue parrot, which had escaped death for the first time, roared again without thinking about life or death.

clang!

David raised his big knife with a dark face, used the blade of the knife to swat away the yelling parrot, and said viciously:

"If you scream again, I will eat you today."

"I don't dare anymore! I don't dare anymore!" the parrot said, flapping its wings in panic, its blue feathers scattered all over the floor.

"Hahahahaha!!!" the other pirates laughed, and Ryan also laughed.

Boom! !

"Shut up!! Do you think it's funny?!"

David's eyes widened, his wooden leg stomped on the ground, and he said with a cold face.

The pirates in tattered clothes and swaying with laughter suddenly became silent, leaving only Ryan who laughed twice more and looked at the group of pirates who were half-smiling but not smiling in astonishment.

Damn it!How can these people be so cowardly! !

He was smiling so unrestrainedly just now, so he thought these people were really bold and he actually said to stop it!

The most important thing is not to take him with you!

"Ahem." Ryan coughed twice awkwardly, trying to defend himself.

However, before Ryan could defend himself, David suddenly thrust the sharp sword into the table, and the sword buzzed and trembled!

A sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and a pair of majestic tiger eyes reflected Ryan's figure, saying:

"Left finger or right finger? Take your pick."

"..." Ryan, do you want to be so cruel?Do all real pirates play like this?

Okay, then I'll come too!

Chi! !

A sharp-edged black knife that was as tall as a person was inserted into Ye Ye on the table, with most of the blade submerged. Ryan said with a smile:

"I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language. Think again."

Seeing this, David smiled instead of being angry, showed his yellowed teeth, stood up and shouted: "Good boy, you have the guts, Blackwater Pirate! Draw your sword!"

Swish! !

A row of broadswords appeared in unison, flashing with a sharp cold light.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the hall suddenly changed.

"Oh no! Are you really doing it?!!!" Ryan felt that these people had a brain problem. Couldn't there be more peaceful people with normal thinking among the pirates?

We are still having a party now!What are they trying to do!

David said, "Kill him!"

"Oh!!" a group of pirates shouted and rushed towards Ryan.

"Charge! Blood for blood! Tooth for tooth! The captain must not be insulted lightly!"

"In the name of Blackwater, kill this brat!"

"Fuck! No, why is this brat so slippery? Block him!!!"

As Ryan ran, he turned around with a chicken leg in his mouth and said: "These people really have no quality at all!!!!"

"Brothers, he said we have no quality! Use a knife to tell him what the quality of a pirate is!" A lean pirate shouted while holding up a large curled blade.

"Ouch!!!" A group of pirates responded excitedly as if they were drunk.

"..." Ryan.

He found that the average IQ of this group of pirates may be very low, because they have no need at all... talk about recklessness!

If it weren't for the banquet, he would have used Gatling to talk to them about what real quality education is!

Ryan used his left hand to turn over the table, picked up the empty plates stacked on the table, and threw them to a pirate.

shhhhhh! !

Ping ping pong pong...

The sound of plates breaking and shattering could be heard endlessly. The dishes flying in one after another seemed to form a barrage, hitting the pirates like a sudden rain, causing them to scramble to cover up their importance. parts.

In particular, the broken pieces of the plate pierced the soles of their feet, causing them even more pain!

However, Ryan touched the table again and found nothing!

Oops!My hands were too fast and I ran out of plates...

Dozens of pirates reacted and immediately swarmed over with red eyes and rushed over.

There were crowds of people crowding around the table on both sides, and everyone's head was shaking. Ryan simply walked along the table, raised a plate on tiptoe and kicked it over.

Even without a gun, the marksman's basic accuracy is no joke. Several dishes seemed to have eyes, and they were specifically aimed at the forehead.

The bowls and plates hit their heads with ping-pong-pong-pong, making several pirates hold their heads in pain!

But the Blackwater pirates showed their tenacity and spirit of not being afraid of dangers. More than a dozen of them climbed onto the dining table, and most of them chased Ryan from the edge of the table, chasing Ryan like nougat. Even the maids who were serving dishes had headaches around the table. With.

"I have a way! Let's pull off the tablecloth and let him slip!" A pirate wearing a black turban had an idea and said proudly.

"You want to die? The first mate is still at the table. If you want to die, don't hold us back!" The other pirate cut his throat and mercilessly defeated the pirate's bad idea.

The pirate in the black turban shrank his head, and a thin layer of cold sweat suddenly appeared on his back, and said:

"I almost... almost... forgot that Brother Mondeva is still here. Fortunately, you reminded me."

At this time, several pirates who were chasing Ryan at the dining table laughed and said, "Hey, look, that kid is going to hit the first mate. It's going to be a good show!"

At first glance, sure enough, Ryan ran forward to catch up with the two ultimate foodies in front of him who were scavenging for food!

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