A man travels through time and becomes a widow, only wanting to pursue a career

The feeling of going to the tuba was getting stronger and stronger, and the opera kept singing in his stomach. Chen Changsheng held his stomach and his face was contorted.

Chen Erlu noticed something was wrong with Chen Changsheng, and hurried over and asked nervously, "Mom, what's wrong with you?"

Could it be that mother is not feeling well somewhere? Or are you talking about the sequelae of hanging yourself?

Chen Changsheng tried hard to control his sphincter and uttered a few words with difficulty, "Erlu, mother, you feel uncomfortable in your stomach? Is there a public toilet nearby?"

"Public toilet? What is that?" Chen Erlu scratched his head and asked in confusion.

"It's just the toilet and the latrine. Mom is so hungry." Chen Changsheng felt like he was about to explode, his forehead was covered with sweat.

Chen Erlu pointed to the grass next to him, "Mom, you forgot, we all solved it in the grass."

It's not like she can't do it in the grass. In her last life, when she was a man, during the May 11th Golden Week, she would often solve three emergencies in traffic jams on the highway directly on the spot.

But now that she is a woman, and she is asked to urinate and defecate anywhere, she feels inexplicably ashamed.

My stomach hurts more and more, and I feel like a demolition engineering team is carrying shovels and hoes, and driving an excavator to carry out construction work in full swing.

"Tell Sixi to bring some toilet paper to mother." Chen Changsheng choked out these words in pain and ran straight to the grass in the distance.

I really can’t care about that much anymore!

Chen Erlu froze on the spot and kept cursing in his mind, "Toilet paper? What is that? Paper? When has my mother been so particular about using paper when going to the toilet?"

Only rich people can use paper. Poor people like them just pick two leaves and rub them together.

Chen Changsheng didn't know this. She ran to a dense bush at a sprint speed of 800 meters. As soon as she squatted down, she felt a great power pouring out of her body. The city gate opened and she let out a long sigh of relief.

What a risk, almost...

The construction team in my stomach finally became quiet.

After waiting for a long time, Chen Changsheng didn't see her children bringing toilet paper. She suddenly realized that there should be no toilet paper in her house.

Chen Changsheng short-circuited for a moment, and then began to recall crazily how modern people in the TV series went to the toilet in ancient times. They used tiles, stones, and bamboo pieces.

Hiss, that doesn't sound very friendly.

She squatted and looked around, then picked a few leaves with an idea. Isn't this natural and environmentally friendly toilet paper?

She is such a little genius!

It just kind of sticks in the butt.

Chen Changsheng lamented that the conditions for using the toilet in ancient times were too difficult and not easy.

Suddenly, she remembered the changes in her body from a man to a woman. It seemed that she was even worse and more difficult. She couldn't help but shed tears for herself again.

After feeling comfortable, Chen Changsheng remembered that now was not the time to be sad, so she quickly returned to the main force without lingering.

The three children were not far in front, and Chen Changsheng followed behind and secretly clicked on the virtual bracelet. I don’t know how many calories I have consumed now.

The screen of the bracelet shows that 288 calories have been consumed.

Less than three hundred.

She felt that she was constantly exercising, first walking on the mountain road and then picking wild vegetables. Why was it less than three hundred? This bracelet couldn't be inaccurate.

"Beep--the host has no right to question the system. If you question the system at will, ten cards will be deducted."

What the hell!

It also has a penalty kickback function.

Chen Changsheng wanted to give the system a sentence of Chinese quintessence, but he was afraid that the system would deduct calories again, so he resisted spitting out the fragrance.

She was so angry that she simply turned off the virtual bracelet, kept out of sight, talked less and worked more.

Chen Changsheng opened his bow left and right, with full power. He squatted down and began to pick wildly with all his strength. In a short time, he caught up with Erlu Sanshou and Sixi who were in front.

"Beep - it detects that the host has consumed 300 calories. Hold on, burn your calories, and keep up the good work~"

Oh, oh your size.

It's shameful to be cute!

system:......

The first three children picked ten kilograms of wild vegetables, but they didn't pick too much for fear that they would spoil if left for too long.

Chen Changsheng and his party continued to walk deeper. There were few villagers coming from the deep mountains, so they should be able to gain something.

While walking, Chen Erlu found something good and said happily, "It's Qingshanzi."

What is Qingshanzi?

Chen Changsheng stepped forward and took a look, oh, there were white and plump mushrooms all over his eyes.

Mushrooms are good stuff and can be used to stew, braise or make soup. They are fragrant, delicious and have high nutritional value. They have always been a delicacy on the table.

It turns out that when I was a chef teacher at New Oriental, I would often let my students practice using this dish.

The only thing is that they are not easy to store. Fresh mushrooms will go bad in a few days unless they are dried or sold.

Chen Changsheng didn't know what prices were like now and how much these vegetables could be fetched in the town. But it’s better to pick more, filling your stomach is a big deal.

She asked Erlu and Sanshou to pick mushrooms here, while she took Sixi to the surrounding area to see if there were any other discoveries. The four soldiers divided into two groups.

Chen Changsheng picked up a thick branch and rummaged through the grass while walking. Suddenly she caught a glimpse of something blue-green. She leaned down and touched it with her hands. It felt smooth and translucent, and it turned out to be ground vegetables.

I looked around again and found that the area nearby was full of overgrowth, perhaps because of the high humidity in the mountains and the new growth in the ground.

Ground vegetables usually grow on stone slabs or in grass, which are covered with sand and weeds and are difficult to spot without looking carefully.

Chen Changsheng told Sixi how to pick ground vegetables, and the mother and daughter squatted down and picked them carefully.

The second son and the third son also came to join us after picking about half a basket of mushrooms. The four of them picked until it was almost dark and harvested two baskets full of ground vegetables.

Seeing that the wild vegetables were almost picked, Chen Changsheng asked his children to pack their things and prepare to go home.

On the way down the mountain, she hung at the end of the team and slowly swayed, but in fact she quietly woke up the virtual bracelet. The main screen shows that a total of 458 calories have been consumed.

With less than 500 calories, no functions could be unlocked, so she had to work harder.

Just as Chen Changsheng was about to quicken his pace to keep up with the children, he heard Chen Sixi suddenly scream "Ah".

Chen Changsheng was startled and took a few steps to catch up. She thought something had happened to Si Xi, but it turned out to be a surprise.

It turned out that the little girl Chen Sixi was playing with the thick branch that Chen Changsheng had picked up before. The little girl was walking and kicking the grass on the side of the road when suddenly there was a movement in the grass.

Chen Sixi was so timid that she screamed in fright and jumped ten feet away.

Chen Erlu and Chen Sanshou stepped forward together. The two brothers pushed aside the grass and took a look. There was a fat snake lying inside. The snake was lazily motionless.

"Hurry and grab it." Chen Changsheng shouted happily.

It's a banyan snake, non-venomous.

Chen Changsheng was a chef in his previous life. He had handled snakes when he was an apprentice, so he was naturally not afraid of snakes.

The second son and the third son were crawling around in the fields and mountains every day, and were already accustomed to snakes, insects, rats, and ants. Only the little girl Sixi was afraid and hid behind Chen Changsheng shivering.

The snake was also trembling. It didn't expect that it was being stared at while sleeping peacefully.