[Quick Wear] Manual for Saving the Miserable Male Match

"Do you think everyone is as interested in sex as you are?" Si Xingran mocked, but his fingers still opened the Moments of Putaobutian uncontrollably.

A series of photos of cute girls and royal sisters, I have to say they are really beautiful. Si Xingran was a little irritated, but his unsweet eyes looked like that pretending man, who seemed to be named Song Shaan.

The mouth was quite similar, and Si Xingran was a little lost in thought. Objectively speaking, the guy pretending to be B is really good-looking.

The roommate quietly poked his head over and saw that Si Xingran was looking at him in rapt attention. He chuckled and said, "How are you doing? I'm fascinated by you."

"Get out." Si Xingran turned his back to his roommate. Suddenly he thought of something and turned his head, "Next time you call your partner, can you stop making that dead sound? It makes me want to vomit."

Dog licking + bitter love + being single, the roommate said that he should be tolerant to Si Xingran. After all, people who don’t have a partner can’t understand the happiness of being in love. “Just envy you.”

"Envy? I will never be envious even to death." Si Xingran didn't even reply.

The roommate curled his lips and said generously, "I don't care about being single like you. When you find someone, you might be even more bored than me."

"Daydreaming." Si Xingran didn't look back.

"Okay, okay, it's up to you." My roommate got dressed, "I have to go to the cafeteria to pick up food, otherwise I'll be crowded after class later. I'll bring you whatever you want to eat."

"Crab bibimbap on the second floor." Si Xingran said without raising his head, "I'll transfer the meal money to you."

"Okay." The roommate said neatly, and suddenly thought of something, and said in a swished voice, "By the way, why don't Liangou and Sister Liu go to dinner today?"

"Get lost." Si Xingran shook his finger, and a doggy emoticon was already sent out to Putao Butian.

Si Xingran:......

"Okay, okay, I'm leaving. Son, don't miss your father too much." The roommate withdrew his head and closed the door with a bang.

Si Xingran felt that he was definitely Mercury retrograde today, so he brushed his hair a little irritably.

In fact, the reason he didn't accompany Liu Yiru to dinner these two days was because Liu Yiru said that a boy was chasing her in the past two days, and she was a little attracted to her, so she had been making appointments with that boy for the past few days.

It's so annoying, it's so annoying, it's so annoying! ! !

Si Xingran threw his phone on the table, completely forgetting that he had just sent an emoticon to Putao Butian.

Song Ci'an was flipping through a professional book when a message alert sounded with a "ding dong" sound.

Song Cian picked up the phone:

I am a straight man: [dog is cold jif.]

Song Ci'an: "What does this mean?"

"Pretending to be cool? Pretending to be cool?" 001 was also dumbfounded.

"Is it because your words are not girly enough, so he doesn't want to talk to you?" 001 thought.

Song Cian looked at her phone silently and shook her head, "Probably not." If he didn't want to reply to her, why would he send an emoticon? Could it be that he was just replying politely so as not to embarrass the other party.

One person pondered over a dog emoticon for a long time, but in the end, no conclusion was reached.

"What's the matter, brother, what's the matter?" He stretched out his neck with a knife, then shrank his neck with a knife, Song Ci'an clicked send.

It also comes with a kitten puzzle emoticon.

"Ding dong ding dong" the message prompt sounded twice in a row. Si Xingran, who was lying on the chair, took his phone:

The grapes are not sweet: What’s wrong? Is there something wrong with my brother?

Grapes are not sweet: [Kitten doubts jif.]

There is no reason for me to complain to others when I am in a bad mood, and I have agreed to their friend application. Nowadays, when people take the initiative to send messages, it seems rude not to reply.

Si Xingran straightened his hair, sat up, and said, "I'm fine."

After I posted it, I felt like I was being too indifferent, so I replied with a thank you for your concern.

"Hmm, what do you call me brother?" Song Cian saw that there was no objection to calling him brother, so he just called her brother.

"Si Xingran." Si Xingran said his name directly without mincing words, "What about you?"

"Brother, just call me An'an/shy/" Song Cian said directly without pausing.

"Okay." Si Xingran replied.

"Brother, does he have a girlfriend?" Song Ci'an has gradually become better, no longer feeling uncomfortable at the beginning, and is addicted to acting, "I don't have any other meaning, I just saw a very beautiful sister posted in my brother's circle of friends, and I am curious. .”

Somehow, Si Xingran suddenly remembered that his roommate said that grapes without sweetness are more beautiful than Liu Yiru. Si Xingran, after reading the circle of friends, had to admit, "You are also very beautiful."

Hands are faster than brains. As soon as Si Xingran thought of this, the message in the chat box was already sent.

In this case... withdrawing it will make it seem like there is no silver in this place. That's it, Si Xingran is in trouble.

But he continued to explain, "I'm not a girlfriend, just a good friend." After sending it, I thought that I had a crush on Liu Yiru, so it didn't seem right to say that. Forget it, that's it.

"Thank you." Miss An An replied, "Sister is prettier than me."

The two of them had a good time chatting. The roommate knocked on the door for a long time but no one came to open it, so he had to knock on the door while holding the food in one hand and opening the door with the other.

Seeing that Si Xingran had not reacted after he entered the door, his roommate sneaked up behind Si Xingran and prepared to scare him, but he saw his brother filling the screen.

"Oh, are we talking now?" the roommate teased, putting the lunch box in his hand on the table.

"Hey, Bai Yang, you're crazy. You didn't know how to knock on the door when you came in!" Si Xingran was startled and almost dropped the phone in his hand.

"Uncle Si, I knocked on the door. You are busy chatting with Sister An An, how can you care about my life or death." Bai Yang saw Si Xingran's teasing note to the girl opposite.

"What sister An'an?" Si Xingran retorted.

"You told people that the grapes are not sweet An An, doesn't that mean they are called An An? It's a girl, isn't it sister An An?" Bai Yang opened his chopsticks and ate heartily, his mouth full, and said vaguely, " Your remark is too careless, why don't you at least delete the "grapes are not sweet" in the front?"

"How do you know that she is a younger sister, maybe she is older than us? I am only twenty." Si Xingran retorted.

"You don't understand, girls are always eighteen." Bai Yang struggled to swallow the food in his mouth and drank some water to smooth it down.

However, Bai Yang's words gave Si Xingran a wake-up call. Regardless of Bai Yang's gossipy eyes at the moment, Si Xingran's fingers were beating rapidly on the keyboard, "How old are you this year?"

"You're not asking about someone's age, are you?" Bai Yang looked constipated, "Do you know that you can't just ask a girl's age?"

"Why can't you just ask?" Si Xingran looked strange.

"Age is a very private question. It's very rude for you to ask it right away!" Bai Yang went crazy.

"I didn't ask right away. Didn't I ask after talking for a while?" Si Xingran looked at Bai Yang's fuss and said with disdain.