[Quick Wear] Manual for Saving the Miserable Male Match

Bai Yang: OK, you are awesome, you are the one playing.

As soon as Si Xingran finished speaking, a message came over from the other side, "Brother, I am twenty years old this year."

"Oh, then we are almost the same." Si Xingran replied, but he was still curious whether the other person was older or younger than him, so he asked, "When is your birthday?"

Looking at the message from Si Xingran, Song Cian frowned and replied in December.

Si Xingran asked about this, and Song Cian also understood that he just wanted to compare who was older and who was younger. He said that in December, he couldn't be younger than me.

In order to rationalize calling her brother out loud, Song Ci'an abruptly said that she was twenty-one years old instead of twenty-one years old. Could it be that there was still one December left?

"Ding dong" Si Xingran's news came very quickly:

I am a straight man: "Oh, then I am indeed older than you, I was born in September."

Song Ci'an: ...Okay, finally the identity of this younger sister is confirmed.

……

"How are you? Have you asked?" Baiyang Boar ate the rice at the bottom of the lunch box like a gobbler, and did not forget to ask Si Xingran about his progress.

Si Xingran raised his eyebrows, "I asked, he is indeed younger than me."

"That's alright." Bai Yang said with a tone of experience, "This woman, if you look at someone younger than you or about the same as you, don't think twice about calling her sister. If you look at someone older than you, as long as the older one is not very That’s outrageous, just call me sister. That’s right.”

"You know a lot."

"That's not true!" Bai Yang said proudly, "The reason why I can find a girlfriend is because of my handsome appearance and my sweet mouth. Do you understand the gold content?"

"Ivory can't come out of a dog's mouth. I don't understand your sweet dog mouth." Si Xingran suppressed a smile.

"Hey, you kid!"

……

The two of them were still chatting, and suddenly a takeaway call came in.

Song Ci'an had no choice but to end the chat and go downstairs to get takeout, "Has brother eaten? I'm going to get takeout."

I am a straight man: I am eating.

Song Cian turned off her phone and went downstairs to get takeout.

"Ding dong" Song Ci'an was eating, and the message prompt sounded again, but this time it was a large one:

I am a straight man: How to do group assignments.

Song Ci'an put down her chopsticks and typed a reply, "I'm available at any time. When are you free?"

I'm a straight man: Let's do it this weekend and finish it early.

AN: OK.

Song Ci'an stopped talking after returning to the other side.

Originally, he wanted to eat directly, but Song Cian suddenly thought of something and turned on the trumpet, "What kind of food did brother eat? The vegetable salad I ate was not delicious at all."

【Cat crying in a storm jif.】

After I posted it, I took a photo and sent it over. It was all green and didn’t look good.

This is actually because the rider made a mistake with the meal and gave him a girl's vegetable salad by mistake. Afterwards, Song Cian also got the girl's contact information from the rider. The two had a polite exchange and decided to make amends.

Song Ci'an ate a vegetable salad to maintain her figure, and the girl let her belly go and ate a roast duck rice.

After two minutes, I was a straight man: crab meat bibimbap.

Soon, another piece of news: I am a straight man: if it tastes bad, don’t eat it.

Well... you can say he is very straight.

Song Cian thought about the identity of the art student fabricated by the original owner, "The professional teacher said that I need to maintain my weight. I don't dare to eat anything else."

This time the message was answered very quickly.

I am a straight man: then just listen to the teacher.

"Hahahahaha..." 001 laughed.

After Si Xingran got the news he wanted, his interest in grapes was obviously reduced. Song Cian had a headache and decided to post a post to ask contemporary netizens how to pursue straight men.

"Okay, thank you, brother." Song Cian clicked send.

Baiyang had already finished his meal as fast as a wild boar. He pulled up a chair and sat next to Si Xingran, looking longingly at the chat records between Si Xingran and An An's sister.

"No, Xiao Ranzi, what's the matter with you?" Bai Yang frowned, as if he hated iron and steel, "This little girl took the initiative to share lunch with you, and you have this attitude? The words "cold" and "cold" are not included. I can't bear to add any modal particles. If I were a little girl, I wouldn't bother to talk to you."

"If she is too lazy to pay attention to me, then why is she sending messages?" Si Xingran was puzzled.

"Why are you still sending messages? I like you, otherwise it would be okay. I want you to be a straight man, but you can't speak?" Bai Yang snorted coldly.

"Like me?" Si Xingran was even more puzzled, "Why would she like me if she hasn't even seen me?"

"You have such a stupid head!" Bai Yang wanted to punch Si Xingran's head off. "You are so famous in school. Who in the surrounding universities doesn't know about you? Your photos are all over the forum. , I think it’s just you who doesn’t know about this, right?”

After saying that, Bai Yang lowered his head, picked up his phone and fiddled with it for a while, then raised it in front of Si Xingran, "Well, five of the ten posts on the school forum are yours, and even the school forum next door also has your posts. So. Isn't it strange that this little beauty knows you and likes you?"

Si Xingran's face suddenly became very strange, "But I have someone I like. Why does she like me?"

"Brother, you are really hopeless. You only say that Liu Yiru is your good friend to the outside world, how do people know that you have someone you like." Bai Yang sighed helplessly.

"Brother, my dearest brother. Sister An An finally fell from the sky. Just give up your secret love.

What's more, I see that Liu Yiru has been in and out with a boy in the past two days. I guess spring has arrived, and people are getting excited. Just have a good chat with Sister An An. I don’t know how much courage it took for a girl to take the initiative. "

Si Xingran waved his hand and asked Bai Yang to play.

"Okay, Master Si, please think about it carefully first." Bai Yang turned around and threw away the lunch box.

Bai Yang's words also awakened Si Xingran to a certain extent, so he picked up his mobile phone and operated it fiercely.

I am a straight man: Do you like me? I have someone I like, otherwise you should not like me and I will introduce you to my good brother. Although he is not as tall as me, he is not bad either.

Song Ci'an, who is currently planning to post a post to solicit opinions from netizens:? ? ? ?

But in an effort to maintain his character, Song Ci'an followed Si Xingran's words, "Ah? Brother knows? Is it because my feelings are causing trouble to brother?"

Si Xingran looked at the message sent from the other side and wondered whether what he said was too straightforward. After all, girls are relatively thin-skinned.

Just then, Bai Yang came over and almost poked his head in anger when he saw the chat history between the two of them, "Uncle Si, are you a fucking idiot??!!"

"No, I need a quick-acting Jiuxin Pill." Bai Yang pinched his own penis with one hand and rolled his eyes hard, "You'd better stop teasing other girls."