The cannon fodder girl is rebellious, and she is a fool to catch ghosts and win.
Chapter 16 Choosing between cheating and being a monster
Without further ado, Jiang Li, Lin Xi and Su Yulan also entered the village to obtain escape cards.
The tasks issued by the program team are neither difficult nor easy.
There are those who plant vegetables and water the fields for fellow villagers, and there are also games assigned by the program team.
Jiang Li and the others set off a step later. When they arrived, they saw Jiang Zihan and Jiang Zichen returning with a necklace from a village woman in exchange for an escape card.
"Is this considered cheating?" Su Yulan asked the cameraman who was taking the photo.
The cameraman replied:
"The program team did not specify how to obtain escape cards."
Jiang Zihan held the escape card and waved it proudly in front of Jiang Li.
Zhang Yifan was dancing in front, trying to get the escape card from the old lady who was crying.
After dancing for a few minutes, the aunt kept applauding and did not forget to wipe a handful of oil before giving the escape card.
Jiang Li and the other three stared dumbfoundedly at Zhang Yifan as he continued to perform for the next NPC.
Lin Xi: "Is this okay?"
Jiang Li: "It can be seen that he really likes 456!"
Lin Xi: "??"
Su Yulan kindly explained: "Do~Re~Mi~"
Lin Xi subconsciously sang along: "Fa~Sol~La~"
Um? I seem to understand!
Jiang Zihan and Jiang Zichen were cheating, Zhang Yifan was acting like a monster, and the escape card jumped into his pocket as if it had legs.
Lin Xi was anxious:
"Sister Li, what should we do now?"
Ginger carp is as stable as an old dog:
"take it easy!"
Jiang Li easily pulled off a white old man's shirt from inside his clothes and wrote four words about fortune telling on it with charcoal.
Then he picked up a wooden stick from the roadside, hung the old man's shirt on it, and shouted:
"Jiang Banxian, a fortune teller, pays ten yuan for a fortune teller. If it doesn't work, I don't need any money!"
Lin Xi and Su Yulan were stunned.
What we are saying is, your Sister Li is still your Sister Li.
Between cheating and being a monster, I decisively chose the method!
The barrage all burst into laughter:
[My sister Li is really dedicated, and she never forgets her job even when she is on the show! 】
[Jiang Banxian? Ha ha ha ha! Sure enough, when you go out, your identity and status are given by yourself! 】
[Are you still telling fortunes now? I have to say, there is a hint of reasonableness in the outrageousness! 】
[Silence is Cambridge tonight...]
Director Wang saw that the momentum was not right and immediately asked someone to stop him:
"Hey, hey, hey! Jiang Li is following her, stop her quickly! There are no such rules in this mission!"
The camera boy was ordered to stop him when he was in danger:
"Jiang Li, you are not following the rules!"
Jiang Li blinked his eyes and showed a dangerous smile:
"You just said that the program team did not stipulate a way to obtain escape cards."
"Don't be too obvious about your double standards, otherwise you will get beaten!"
Camera guy: "You're cheating and it's against the rules!"
Jiang Li showed a halo-like smile like a virgin:
"Half-immortals can't lie. Do you need me to prove it to you?"
Camera guy: "I don't need..."
Jiang Li: "Your wife is having sex with your cousin at home right now!"
The camera guy exploded on the spot:
"...You are talking nonsense!!!"
Jiang Li: "Your son should actually call you cousin."
The camera guy was petrified.
"If you turn on the camera at home now, you will definitely see a surprising scene."
Jiang Li smiled sincerely.
The camera guy was shocked: "How did you know I installed a camera in my home?"
Jiang Li: "Open it!"
The camera guy took out his phone and opened it as if he was possessed, and there was a sound of um um ah ah ah coming from inside.
The atmosphere was tense and Director Wang was going crazy!
"Hey!! What are you doing? Turn off your phone!"
The camera boy was so angry that he had no time to care about what Director Wang said.
He didn't even need the camera anymore, and just went home to catch the guy.
The situation at the scene changed. Leader Wang led a group of people and ran over in a hurry.
Turn the camera elsewhere in tacit agreement with the image.
"Jiang Li, put down your old man's shirt!!!" Director Wang roared.
Jiang Li: "Luanluanluo~ I won't let you go!"
Director Wang rushed over, and Jiang Li jumped up the tree like a monkey.
"Director Wang, stop arresting me! I will not tell your wife that you are gay and only married her for her property!"
"Assistant director, the son you and your wife adopted was actually born to your Bai Yueguang, who is still a tutor in your family!"
"Brother, go away quickly, that bird is going to poop on your head!"
Bird: That bald head looks like a shit basin
"Sister, stop squeezing, your breasts will burst if you squeeze them any more!"
Chest: Master, please squeeze slowly, I will explode first!
A lot of ginger carp crackled.
It's like a crow's mouth, saying whatever it is that's wise.
Whoever catches her counts!
However, the camera that the young man who had just gone to catch the rapist had left came on at the right time, and the lens was facing all of them.
Barrage:
【Ha ha ha ha! My sister Li is so rebellious, it’s like she has a powerful rebellious psychology buff! 】
[A hundred kilograms of ginger carp is a ninety-nine kilogram, and the remaining one kilogram is a joke. 】
[Mom doesn’t have to worry about me being hungry anymore, I’m full after eating melon! 】
[Can someone please @ the director and assistant director’s wives? Sit back and watch the showjpg.]
Director Wang and the wife of the assistant director, who are far away in the imperial capital, received warm greetings from netizens.
Director Wang’s wife discovered secretly filmed videos of him with some men at home.
The assistant director's wife packed up Bai Yueguang's tutor and her children and threw them out of the house.
Many netizens lamented:
"This explosive day was truly unexpected!"
The farce on the scene was over, and everyone on the directing team didn't know that the scene just happened was released.
There was an uproar online, but everyone tacitly avoided the two parties involved.
In the end, the old man's shirt was not torn off and no one was caught.
As soon as the director team left, Jiang Li slid down from the tree.
"Lin Xi, Sister Su, follow me!"
Jiang Li carried the sign made of the old man's shirt and walked out like a stranger.
"Jiang Banxian, a fortune teller, pays ten yuan for a fortune teller. If it doesn't work, I don't need any money!"
Jiang Li walked through the streets and shouted.
Jiang Zihan and Jiang Zichen laughed at her actions:
"You still read fortune-telling? Who believes it?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a group of old men, old ladies and aunties from the village all rushed over.
"Master, your surname is Jiang! Who are you, Jiang Shisan?"
Jiang Li pretended to be serious and said seriously:
"Jiang Shisan is my grandfather. I inherited my grandfather's mantle. Now that my grandfather has been promoted to the immortal world, I will take over his task of walking on earth."
The villagers all had the same expression on their faces:
o(*^@^*)o!
This shows how high Jiang Shisan's status is in their eyes.
"So you are Master Jiang's granddaughter! No wonder you look so lovable!"
"Master Jiang, come and sit at my house for a while!"
"Master Jiang, come to my house! I'll go back and kill pigs and sheep for you!"
"..."
The villagers surrounded Jiang Li with great enthusiasm.
When Jiang Zichen and Jiang Zihan heard the name Jiang Shisan, they couldn't remember it for a while.
After thinking for a while, it suddenly dawned on him that Jiang Shisan was their grandfather's name.
The people in Yucun actually respected that poor old man so much!
Influenced by Jiang's father and mother, the four brothers and sisters who grew up in the city always felt that their grandfather was a rigid old man who didn't know how to adapt.
Obviously he could make a lot of money by doing this swindling job, but he only charged ten yuan each time and said it was a rule.
Sometimes the family was so poor that they could hardly open the pot. He would rather starve to death than accept a grain of rice from others.
If he hadn't been so stubborn, their father wouldn't have suffered so much outside.
So Jiang Zihan and the others have always disliked this grandpa.
Only Jiang Li didn't think so.
She thinks grandpa is the best old man in the world.
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