The cannon fodder girl is rebellious, and she is a fool to catch ghosts and win.
Chapter 17 I’m relieved to see you being so unsophisticated
Seeing Jiang Li being treated so warmly by the villagers, the audience was puzzled:
[Aren’t Jiang Li, Jiang Zichen, and Jiang Zihan biological brothers and sisters? Why do these villagers still treat them differently? 】
【Why else? Jiang Li used his grandfather's name to cheat, but my brother Chen and Princess Hanhan would not do such a thing! 】
【Yeah yeah! Your brother Chen and Princess Hanhan only cheat! 】
[Upstairs, look at what your brother Jiachen and Princess Hanhan are doing before you spray shit! 】
At the scene, Jiang Zichen and Jiang Zihan panicked after discovering that Jiang Li had harvested seven or eight escape cards in his grandfather's name.
They followed suit and told the villagers that their grandfather was Jiang Shisan.
But the villagers looked them up and down, and then said with disdain:
"Just you? You don't have Master Jiang's temperament at all, and you still want to lie to me?"
"Don't think that we are easy to deceive because we have never studied. If you are dressed so immodestly, you must not be Master Jiang's grandson!"
Jiang Zichen and Jiang Zihan looked at each other's clothes.
A suit and leather shoes, and an exquisite princess dress, what's wrong with that?
The barrage floated for a while, hahaha:
[Jiang Zichen and Jiang Zihan’s poisonous fans, do your faces hurt? 】
【Oh no! I'm going to get rich laughing! These two guys don't want to borrow Grandpa's name, but they can't borrow it at all, okay? 】
[Speaking of the same Jiang family, why do the villagers only pay Jiang Li’s account? 】
[Because my sister Li can tell fortunes! 】
indeed! The reason why the villagers like Jiang Li so much is not only because of Jiang Shisan, but also because she can tell fortunes and her fortune telling is quite accurate.
Villager No. 1: "Master, do you think my baby is a boy or a girl?"
Jiang Li counted with his fingers: "Your wishes will come true!"
Villager No. 2: "My husband works outside and hasn't come back for many years. Can you tell me when he will come back?"
Jiang Li: "He is already living a good life with his mistress outside and will not come back. Don't wait any longer!"
Villager No. 3: "My little baby has been complaining of dizziness when he comes to school these days. Is it because of something evil?"
Jiang Li glanced at the child:
"There is good medicine in the book, let him do more test papers!"
Xiaobao immediately sat up in shock: "I'm fine!"
Villager: "Master is really an immortal!"
……
Two hours later, Jiang Li had thirty-eight chapters of escape cards in his bag, plus three hundred and eighty yuan.
"That's great! Another happy day!"
When the mission time comes, Jiang Li undoubtedly has the most identity cards.
Jiang Zichen and Jiang Zihan almost lost their pants. One exchanged twenty-nine escape cards, and the other exchanged twenty-five escape cards.
As for Zhang Yifan, his waist was almost broken and he only changed fifteen pieces.
Later, the aunts thought that he had changed his mind after seeing the dance and did not give him an escape card.
Mainly a freeloader!
After the number of escape cards was announced, Jiang Li looked at Jiang Zichen and Zhang Yifan with sadness:
"Give up! You can't escape my grasp!"
Jiang Zihan: "Wow! Second brother, I want to team up with you!"
Zhang Yifan saw Jiang Zihan's pear-shaped expression, gritted his teeth, and gave her all his identity tags:
"Zihan, I'll give you all the escape cards, so you can freely choose your team members!"
Jiang Zihan was extremely moved:
"Really? Brother Yifan, are you really willing to give me all the escape cards?"
Zhang Yifan's heart almost melted when he heard Brother Yifan calling him:
"I do what I say!"
"Wang PD, I apply to give all the escape cards to Zihan, so that she will be the first in the number of escape cards!"
Director Wang was naturally happy to see Jiang Li defeated and nodded directly:
"Okay! As you wish, Jiang Zihan now has the largest number of escape cards, and you can freely choose your team members."
Jiang Zihan blushed and replied:
"My second brother and I also..."
Jiang Zihan's eyes swept around everyone.
Zhang Yifan thought Jiang Zihan would definitely choose him, but the next second he heard Jiang Zihan look at Lin Xi and ask:
"Brother Lin Xi, are you willing to team up with me?"
Zhang Yifan: (っ °Д °;)っ
"Zihan, why didn't you choose me?"
Jiang Zihan looked at him aggrievedly:
"Didn't you say you let me choose whatever I want?"
Zhang Yifan: "But I want to be in a group with you!"
Jiang Zihan: "Brother Yifan, you are so powerful. It would be unfair to my sister and the others if I put you in my group."
After hearing this explanation, Zhang Yifan breathed a sigh of relief:
"Zihan, why are you so kind!"
"Brother Yifan, you must take good care of sister and sister Su, these two girls!"
Zhang Yifan responded positively: "Don't worry, I will definitely..."
When he turned around, Jiang Li was carrying a bamboo pole, one foot on the stone, and a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth, like a mountain king.
And Su Yulan was showing off her majestic biceps.
Zhang Yifan: w(?Д?)w
Do these two people look like they need his protection?
"Zihan, I..."
Jiang Zihan: "Brother Yifan, you can do it, right?"
Zhang Yifan: "Can I...?"
Lin Xi was angry: "Which of you has ever asked me for my opinion?"
Jiang Li patted his shoulder:
"Go! Pika Creek!"
Lin Xi: (;′??Д??`)
After the grouping was completed, Lin Xi reluctantly walked next to Jiang Zichen and Jiang Zihan.
Jiang Zihan tried to strike up a conversation, but Lin Xi's face said: Don't touch me.
Zhang Yifan walked up to Jiang Li and Su Yulan, one on the left and one on the right, singing in harmony.
Jiang Li: "Lick the dog, lick the dog, lick until there is nothing left!"
Su Yulan: "I suggest you learn from Teletubbies and install an antenna on your head to know your positioning at all times!"
Jiang Li: "Share a piece of trivia, people can live without being mean!"
Su Yulan: "Poor baby, wait until sister makes you a bowl of wild vegetable soup that will end your love!"
Starting from bgm…
Jiang Li: "Who can I love after my heart has been broken~"
Su Yulan followed up: "It feels like no one feels sorry for you~"
Jiang Li: “The love I gave you is still buried~~”
Zhang Yifan was so angry that his veins popped out: "That's enough!!"
"Zihan said that he asked me to come here because he was worried that Lin Xi was too young to protect you."
"Zihan is so kind and considers you so much, but you are driving a wedge here. It's too much!"
"I will never give up liking Zihan!"
Jiang Li: "Well...seeing that you are so ignorant, I feel relieved!"
Su Yulan: "Every line is like a mountain, I wish you success!"
Zhang Yifan: "..."
It feels like he needs oxygen to survive at any time!
It was already dark, and the next round of the game the program crew said was to choose the house where they would live before leaving.
Choosing a room based on the number of escape cards, Jiang Zihan naturally chose the best independent room with one bedroom and one living room.
The second person to choose a room was Jiang Li. When she scanned the locations of the rooms one by one, she chose the worst one without hesitation.
Not for anything else, just because this so-called worst cabin was the home where she and her grandfather had lived together for more than ten years.
"Jiang Li, are you sure you want to choose this?"
Director Wang looked confused, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in Jiang Li Gourd.
"Sure!"
As night fell, Jiang Li keenly felt some changes in the surrounding atmosphere.
There were a lot of strange things happening deep in the mountains, and during the day she saw someone in the village having a funeral, which was even more unlucky.
Fearing that something might happen tonight, Jiang Li, as a Heavenly Master, kindly reminded everyone:
"This village shouldn't be peaceful at night, you'd better come with me!"
Director Wang immediately sneered:
"Okay! Stop using your lies. Do you think we will believe you?"
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