Director Wang saw Jiang Li going crazy and expected that the comment section would be filled with scoldings, but unexpectedly the audience's attitude was completely opposite.

Barrage:

[Jiang Li’s state of getting up early is similar to ours! 】

[My sister Li is emotionally stable. If I wake up early in the morning and face a green tea, I will probably pull out a forty-meter-long sword! 】

[Sure enough, no matter how stable the mood is, people will go crazy when they get up in the morning, not to mention that my sister Li is emotionally unstable to begin with! 】

Director Wang looked at the speeches of these people supporting Jiang Li...

Don't understand! He really doesn't understand!

How could anyone like such a low-quality and crazy woman?

Audience: We wild boars can’t eat fine chaff, just crazy women like Jiang Li!

The audience buys it, but the program team doesn't.

"Okay! Today we are going to start the official recording of the first episode of "Big Man's Wilderness Escape". Yesterday, everyone has obtained a certain number of escape cards. The program team has prepared various escape supplies for everyone, which can be exchanged for the escape cards. .”

Everyone looked at the products displayed by the program crew.

A warm jacket has 20 escape cards, a pack of compressed biscuits has 10 escape cards, water shoes have 8 escape cards...

These food items are so expensive, not to mention those flashlights, tents, ropes, and compasses.

"Wang PD, these things are too expensive. Even if the escape cards of all of us combined are not enough to exchange for a few things!"

Jiang Zichen questioned.

Director Wang glanced at him, with a trace of unexplainable teasing hidden in his eyes:

"Zi Chen, why are you so anxious? Just listen to what I have to say!"

Director Wang's tone was not quite right. Jiang Zichen pursed his lips, feeling a little sick in his heart.

"The pricing of these things will not change, but before departure, I can give you another chance to earn escape cards, and the number of escape cards issued this time will be more than yesterday."

As soon as he heard that he was going to earn escape cards, Zhang Yifan felt that his waist began to hurt.

If he was eaten by yesterday's aunt again, he might not be able to stand up for the rest of his life.

Fortunately, today the rules have changed.

Director Wang showed off six large boxes of items, including raincoats, sunscreen, rice cookers, yogurt, laundry detergent and... burping bags for human cubs.

"The six of you will each sell one of the items to the villagers. The price of each item is marked. One dollar is equivalent to an escape card. How much you can earn depends on your own ability."

Jiang Li's eyes fell on the box of human cub fart bags.

Every household in Yu Village believes in having more children and bringing happiness, so asking them to buy human cub burp bags is equivalent to digging their ancestors' graves.

Even Jiang Li won't be able to do this.

What's more, these human cub burping bags are priced at one dollar each.

You may not be able to sell your hard work for a few cents, and you may even be beaten out by the villagers.

I didn’t know that it was the wronged one who got the human cub’s burp bag!

Director Wang: "The items will be distributed by Jiang Zihan, who has the largest number of escape cards!"

Jiang Li: "..."

All right! The wrongdoer is myself!

When Jiang Zihan came to distribute, she would naturally give the human cub burp bag to Jiang Li.

He even said euphemistically: "Sister, I have a good relationship with the villagers in Yu Village, and I know a lot about this stuff. You should be the only one who can sell it here."

On the surface, Jiang Zihan was thinking about everyone, but in fact, he was targeting Jiang Li.

After the division, he weakly asked Jiang Li with tears in his eyes:

"Sister, you won't blame me, will you?"

Jiang Li gave a fake smile: "How could I blame you, my good sister!"

"But you said something wrong. You should be the one who knows the most about this thing!"

Everyone looked at Jiang Zihan, and her face suddenly turned red:

"Sister, what are you talking about? I've never used this before."

Jiang Li smiled kindly:

"You don't need to use it. Your birth is Durex's apology letter."

Jiang Zihan's face instantly turned pale, and tears fell down:

"Sister, how can you say that to me? We are biological sisters. Don't you care about any sisterly feelings?"

Jiang Li rolled his eyes:

"Cry, cry, cry! Cry and cry! I can't get enough!"

"Please put away your tears. The sulcus in the brain is already shallow. If the brain fluid is drained, the cerebellum will shrink."

Barrage:

[Jiang Zihan, tell me, why did you provoke her? Don't you know she is crazy now? Ha ha ha ha……】

[Sister Li, please lend me your mouth for two days. I want to drink green tea! 】

Jiang Zihan's eyes were red, this time from anger.

She didn't know why Jiang Li's temperament suddenly changed. It was clear that Jiang Li was stupid and cowardly in the past, and he would only get scolded silently when she framed him.

What's wrong with this now?

Jiang Zichen and Zhang Yifan had just been attacked, and they didn't want to provoke Jiang Li again.

Jiang Zichen: "Hanhan, forget it, we won't argue with her!"

Zhang Yifan: "Don't be afraid. The more fiercely she curses, the more negative comments she will get online. You won't be wronged in vain."

Jiang Zihan choked up a few times: "It's okay, I'm just a little sad. After all, she is my biological sister!"

Jiang Li didn't want to deal with her anymore.

Now she wants to scold others, so she won't scold Jiang Zihan.

After Jiang Li left, he carried a box of human cubs into the village.

Director Wang immediately motioned for the camera to follow him, and he worked hard to capture the scene of Jiang Li being beaten up by the villagers in Yu Village.

However, after Jiang Li entered the village, he did not go to sell anything. Instead, he went straight to Zhao Laizi's house.

At this moment, Zhao Zizi's family is busy having a banquet to celebrate the birth of their son!

When he arrived at the door, Jiang Li threw his things down, looked at the people in the yard, and smiled with satisfaction.

"Hey, everyone is busy!"

As soon as Jiang Li spoke, everyone looked at her.

"Ban Xian'er, Jiang Ban Xian'er is here! Please come in quickly!"

The village chief warmly welcomed Jiang Li to come in for a meal, but Zhao Laizi and his wife lost their smiles.

That son was a corpse, and the name of Jiang Li Banxian'er had spread. It's no wonder they were so happy!

"Take your son into the house, don't let her see him!"

Zhao Laizi nodded and hugged his son in as he wished.

Aunt Zhao greeted her with a false smile:

"Master Jiang, why are you here? I'm so busy that I don't have time to greet you."

Jiang Li waved his hand:

"It's okay, it's okay. Auntie, please do your work and I'll come over for a meal."

"Okay! You can eat whatever you want!" Aunt Zhao said enthusiastically.

"Thank you, auntie. I heard that you have a grandson. Why didn't I see it?"

Jiang Li looked around.

Aunt Zhao felt guilty and immediately blocked Jiang Li's eyes:

"The baby was taken back to the house by his father. There are so many people here, so he's afraid of scaring the baby!"

Jiang Li nodded: "Oh! Then I'll go in and take a look, and give this baby a life by the way!"

Upon hearing this, Aunt Zhao panicked and quickly stopped Jiang Li:

"No, no! The child is asleep. If I wake him up now, I don't know how long it will take!"

Jiang Li pretended to think for a while and sighed:

"Eh~ That's okay!"

"Auntie, you go and do your work, I can just eat by myself."

"Eh! Eh!"

Aunt Zhao turned and left with an ugly expression.

As soon as she left, Jiang Li sighed heavily and lowered his head pretending to be serious:

"Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, but not everyone wants this life!"

When the people at the table heard this, their expressions changed.

They all knew where Zhao Laizi's baby came from, but they couldn't explain it clearly.

Seeing Jiang Li so serious now, they were all a little scared.

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