The cannon fodder girl is rebellious, and she is a fool to catch ghosts and win.
Chapter 21 Have you seen Tai Nai? say hi
After waiting for a while, the village chief finally couldn't help but asked Jiang Li in a low voice:
"Master, what do you mean by what you just said?"
Jiang Li lowered his voice:
"What else can it mean? This family has sinned so much that they are going to be in bad luck!"
Everyone: (°ー°〃)
"What's going to happen?"
"That baby is the reincarnation of an evil spirit, and it is full of evil spirit. It started to attack last night, but it didn't want them to die so quickly, so it became like a normal baby and stayed with them. Torture them to death!"
Jiang Li deliberately spoke the local dialect of Yucun, which was bound to be understood by everyone present.
Everyone was shocked:
"Master, we are not sorry for this baby, it shouldn't implicate us!"
Jiang Li shook his head and said, "I can't tell."
"I can't figure out what this ghost is thinking, but look at the viciousness in his room, it's scary!"
Everyone was even more afraid.
"Master, you have to save us! This matter has nothing to do with us. It is all the fault of Zhao Laizi and his mother!"
Seeing their frightened expressions, Jiang Li felt that the time had come, so he took out the box of human cub fart bags:
"This thing was brought from the city. It was opened in the Taoist temple. It's called the Ghost Bag. If you want to live, buy this thing and hang it in every room. It will keep you safe."
When they heard that they wanted to buy something, the villagers were hesitant because they were afraid of spending money.
"Master, is this expensive?" the village chief asked.
Jiang Li: "Village Chief, you don't know what my temper is like, and you don't know my grandfather! Can we sell things at a high price?"
"This thing costs one yuan a piece, which is cheaper than flatbread and fried dough sticks."
As soon as they heard that it was only one yuan a piece, the villagers rushed towards it as if they were seeing a supermarket sale.
"Give me five!"
"I want three!"
"I have a lot of family, I want eight!"
In just ten minutes, all five hundred human cub burp bags were snatched away.
The camera guy originally disdained Jiang Li for lying here, but when he saw this scene, he was dumbfounded.
A group of 666 floated on the barrage...
[If someone else did this, I would be shocked, but if it was Sister Li, it makes sense! 】
[What’s wrong with this operation, which is both outrageous and reasonable at the same time? 】
[Asking weakly, is this considered a scam? 】
[Hmm...why doesn't it count? 】
In fact, Jiang Li didn't lie to them all. She sprinkled the burping bags of these human cubs with water soaked in the ashes of the ghost-suppressing talisman, which had a certain blocking effect on the evil spirits.
As long as they are not the culprits of the corpse-sending incident and the evil spirits are not so hostile towards them, nothing will happen.
Jiang Li was the first to return to the program team's base.
When Director Wang saw the five hundred yuan she had brought back, he looked like he had eaten a fly.
Jiang Li picked things happily:
"A backpack hammock, a flashlight, a matchbox, ten packs of compressed biscuits, a jacket..."
After picking out everything she wanted, she still had over a hundred left.
At this time, everyone else came back one after another.
Everyone was shocked after seeing Jiang Li exchange for so many supplies.
Lin Xi: “Sister Li, you sold all that box of condoms!!”
Jiang Li: "Don't be obsessed with me, she is just a legend."
Lin Xi: "..."
These words are so familiar!
Zhang Yifan: "Jiang Li, are you cheating? How could you sell so many?"
Jiang Li: "Please watch the VCR"
The camera guy recorded everything Jiang Li did just now.
After seeing the process, everyone was dumbfounded.
Jiang Zihan and Jiang Zichen glared at Jiang Li out of sight of the camera, full of unwillingness.
They thought they had chosen the most advantageous sunscreen and laundry detergent, but they didn't expect that they still lost to Jiang Li.
Jiang Li did not ignore their jealous looks.
She walked up to them with her supplies in a swaggering manner, with a smile on her face:
"I just like to see how you don't like me but can't kill me!"
owe! I owe so much!
Jiang Zichen clenched his fists tightly, resisting the urge to hit someone.
"Come on, Hanhan, let's choose something!"
Jiang Zichen took Jiang Zihan to pick out supplies.
Director Wang: "Just a reminder, some supplies must be shared by the team, so you don't need to make multiple choices."
This sentence means that if a person chooses a tent, he must accept his teammates into the tent.
Jiang Li could let Su Yulan enter her tent, but Zhang Yifan, the dog who licked Jiang Zihan, couldn't.
"Director Wang, I have the most escape cards this time. I should also have the opportunity to change team members!"
Director Wang temporarily changed the rules just to disgust Jiang Li, how could he agree to her substitution.
"Jiang Li, this is a rule, I don't..."
Jiang Li: "My mouth feels so itchy, as if it's about to grow melons!"
Director Wang was afraid that she would expose some dirty information in front of the camera again, so he quickly changed his words:
"Rules are also set by people. You have more melons, and you have the final say!"
"Thank you, Director Wang! You are such a good person!"
After Jiang Li finished speaking, he kicked Zhang Yifan out of his group and replaced him with Lin Xi.
"Tsk~ My Sasa looks more comfortable!"
Jiang Li touched Lin Xi's head, and Lin Xi was confused: "Who is Sasa? Sister Li, do you have another dog?"
Jiang Li: "Sasa is a Samoyed! Samoyed is you!"
Lin Xi smiled like a Samoyed.
I made Sister Li’s humanoid Samoyed, and my mother no longer has to worry about me bumping into ghosts!
Zhang Yifan was happy about the team change this time. Jiang Zihan was unhappy, but couldn't show it.
After selecting their things, everyone packed up and prepared to officially start their escape journey.
The program team prepared a helicopter and dropped everyone into the mountains. The live broadcast and recording relied entirely on drones.
The mountain road is difficult to walk. In order to show their gentlemanly demeanor, Jiang Zichen and Zhang Yifan, one on the left and one on the right, protected Jiang Zihan like knights.
On the other hand, Jiang Li and Su Yulan didn't need it at all.
Especially Jiang Li, when she returned to the mountains and fields, she seemed to have come to her own home court.
"Yohoo!"
A gust of wind blew by, and Jiang Zihan's carefully maintained high ponytail was messed up.
Looking ahead, Jiang Li grabbed the tree vine and swung over and back like Tarzan.
Everyone was confused in the wind: "..."
They escaped from the wilderness, and Jiang Li returned home!
Barrage:
[Hello, my Tarzan girlfriend! 】
[A man with wings is called a birdman, and what is the name of a fish with wings? Kun? 】
[This arm strength, I made love with my real name! 】
Jiang Zihan exudes a wave of white lotus scent at the right time:
"My sister has loved such wild sports since she was a child. Unlike me, I can only play the piano and violin. If only I could be like my sister!"
Just when Zhang Yifan was about to show off his dog-licking charm, the next second Jiang Li hung upside down from the tree, staring at his big white teeth.
"You want to be like me? Easy!"
After saying that, Jiang Li grabbed Jiang Zihan's arm and took her away while she was still confused.
"Yo ho!!!"
"what!!!"
Jiang Li's cheers mixed with Jiang Zihan's screams, and even the passing birds couldn't help but poop in celebration.
After a few floats and somersaults...
Jiang Li: "Have you seen Tai Nai? Say hello!"
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