The cannon fodder girl is rebellious, and she is a fool to catch ghosts and win.
Chapter 28 The bitch squatting on her daddy
Here, the ginger carp hiding in the bird's nest sleeps soundly.
At this moment, she didn't know that she had become the target of a sniper attack by someone who was not easy to mess with.
The others had gotten up early, but Jiang Li was still asleep.
The program team didn't know what to do. There was a wave of zombies last night, and they actually didn't terminate the program.
Jiang Zichen, Jiang Zihan and Zhang Yifan had already set off.
Lin Xi was running around anxiously under the tree.
Su Yulan was not in a hurry, drinking tea and eating compressed biscuits leisurely, with the air of a worldly master.
"Sister Su, when will Sister Li sleep? Why don't you go call her?"
Su Yulan gave him a cold look:
"What's the difference between what you said and asking me to go have tea in the King of Hell's Palace?"
Lin Xi: "Um...this..."
Ok!
Sister Li's anger when she wakes up is not something ordinary people can endure!
The program team's drone also called several times, but Jiang Li just wouldn't get up.
If you waste a little more time, the program team's expenses will increase. Director Wang doesn't want to spend any more money now.
"Hey, hey, hey! Let the drone get closer, I want Jiang Li to hear my voice!"
The crew of the program flew the drone close to the bird's nest:
"Jiang Li! Get up quickly!"
Jiang Li opened his eyes half dead, then turned over and continued: ..zzZZ
Seeing that coercion failed, Director Wang used inducements:
"Jiang Li, the early bird catches the worm, don't you want to be popular?"
Jiang Li: "The early bird gets eaten by the early bird!"
Director Wang: "Hurry up, procrastination will only make time laugh at you!"
Jiang Li sneered: "Huh! If I wait a little longer, it's just a counterattack against its ridicule!"
Director Wang: "Get up! Stop pretending to be asleep, lazy boy! Go chase your dreams and let the world applaud your courage!"
Jiang Li: "My dream is to stay in bed, and I'm chasing it now!"
No matter what sounds came to his ears, Jiang Li always kept them at bay.
Director Wang: "..."
My hair seems to like running away from home lately!
Jiang Li slept until twelve o'clock, got up refreshed, took out a small bottle of honey from his bag, spread it on the bread, and ate it happily.
Lin Xi was puzzled: "Sister Li, where did you get the honey?"
Jiang Li: "Of course I asked Bee for it."
Lin Xi and Su Yulan both looked puzzled. When did Jiang Li go steal honey?
The answer is of course last night.
When she was chasing the little zombie, she saw a honeycomb on the tree. She picked up a piece of it with a hammer and stuffed it into her bag.
Just when Lin Xi and Su Yulan were about to taste wild honey, a scream suddenly came from the distance:
"Help! Ah!! Don't bite me!"
The three of them followed the sound and looked into the distance.
I saw Jiang Zichen and the others who had set off two hours ago were surrounded by bees and were moving here at a spinning and jumping speed.
Jiang Li looked at the bee and then at the honey in his hand.
Then he threw it away decisively and was about to jump into the creek, but Lin Xi hugged him tightly:
"Sister Li, tell me what's on your mind. Why did you jump into the river?"
Jiang Li struggled:
"Let me go! If we don't jump down, those bees will find us!"
Lin Xi: "Huh?"
Jiang Li threw Lin Xi into the water and dragged Su Yulan in.
Just as Lin Xi was about to raise his head to take a breath, Jiang Li pushed him down.
The water in the creek is not deep, only half a person's height. Unless you squat down, you can't stop the bees.
Soon, the swarm of bees followed the scent of the culprit and found it.
The stream cut off the smell of ginger carp, and the bee lingered for a while, then flew back to find Jiang Zichen and the others.
After the bees finished their revenge and left, Jiang Li and the others came out of the water.
Looking at the three people with their heads covered, she thought about all the bad things that had happened in her life before she could hold back her laughter.
Jiang Zihan cried loudly:
"Woooo! Why are those bees stinging us? We didn't provoke them!"
why?
Of course it’s because of the bottle of green onion-flavored mosquito repellent water!
Ghost-headed wasps rely entirely on scent to identify their enemies.
The smell of mosquito repellent left on the hive when she was collecting honey last night.
If Jiang Zihan and the others hadn't secretly used her mosquito repellent water, how could the Gilded Bee be looking for them.
Jiang Zihan cried like Xiong Er when he found the honey jar empty.
Jiang Li was happy in his heart, but said seriously on his face:
"do not Cry!"
Just when Jiang Zihan was wondering why Jiang Li could comfort her, he heard her continue:
"Bear, you should look like a bear!"
Jiang Zihan's crying stopped suddenly, and his expression was as dull as the day An Xiaoniao was searched.
After 'comforting' Jiang Zihan, Jiang Li picked up the honey on the ground and continued to spread the bread.
The three people who were stung by bees looked at the jar of honey in her hand and understood instantly.
"Ginger carp!!!"
"It was you! It was you who stole the honey! It was you who caused us to be stung by bees!"
Three men pounced.
Jiang Li grabbed the vine and turned over to ride on the tree:
"Slightly, slightly~ I can't fight, I can't fight!"
The three of them looked like they were going crazy:
"Jiang Li, get down here!!"
Jiang Li stood up, holding the honey jar with a serious look on his face:
"Whatever can't kill me will eventually make me even more... arrogant!"
With that said, Jiang Likuai opened the beeswax and threw it into his mouth: "Tsk! This honey... is sweeter than love!"
Jiang Zichen went crazy. He climbed up the tree with his hands and feet to catch the ginger carp.
Before he could catch it, Jiang Li grabbed the tree vine and started swinging:
"Yohoo! Bye!"
Jiang Ape Li disappeared into the woods, and even the drone only caught her back.
Jiang Li stopped deep in the forest.
I can't see the fool, and sure enough, even the air is sweet.
Jiang Li lay down by the stream and drank some water, then stood up and jumped a few times to let the water and honey mix in his stomach.
"Getting up early and drinking a glass of honey water is good for poof!"
The feeling comes as soon as the water is in your stomach.
Jiang Li casually pulled out a few big leaves and got into the grass.
After flying down three thousand feet...
Jiang Li showed a happy expression.
After she finished pooping, just as she was about to wipe her buttocks and get up, she suddenly saw a dark figure behind her from the urine flowing in front of her.
It seemed to be a person, but he was wrapped in black cloth and lying on the ground.
I go!
Shouldn't it be that I encountered a dog spirit and squatted on my daddy's side?
Jiang Li thought like this, quickly wiped his butt, picked up his pants and ran out.
The black shadow suddenly jumped over, jumped on Jiang Li, and pinched her neck:
"Woman, give me back my food!"
Jiang Li quickly begged for mercy:
"Brother Dog, please forgive me. I've already done it. If you don't have enough to eat, I'll go find you some fresher and warmer cake!"
Shikui was furious: "Woman, you are so brave, you actually dare to call me a dog! You also want to feed me daddy!"
Jiang Li:? ?
"Aren't you a bitch?"
Shikui was so angry that two fangs grew out:
"If you call me a dog again, I will eat you now!"
Jiang Li's pupils shrank, these fangs... damn they feel so familiar!
"You are a zombie! The big boss in the temple last night was you!!!"
Shikui: "That's right! I am the descendant of the Corpse King, Shikui. You gave me away my food, so you have to pay for it yourself!"
Saying that, Shikui was about to bite Jiang Li's delicate neck.
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