The cannon fodder girl is rebellious, and she is a fool to catch ghosts and win.
Chapter 29 The Prince of the Corpse Circle who was driven crazy
"Ah!! Master Corpse, please forgive me! My thin arms and legs are not even big enough for you to cram between your teeth!"
Shikui ignored Jiang Li's pleas and bit into it.
Jiang Li's blood flowed into his mouth, and Shi Kui's body shook suddenly.
This blood... is so drunk!
Shikui's pale cheeks were flushed, his eyes were blurred, and even his two fangs turned into small milk teeth.
Jiang Li couldn't help but wonder when he saw Shi Kui looking like he had drunk fake wine.
Have you ever heard of drunk people, but never heard of drunk people?
Shikui hugged her neck and licked the blood. If it had a tail, it would be wagging happily at this moment.
"Don't move! I won't let you drink if you move again!"
Jiang Li gave the order tentatively, but Shikui actually stopped moving and stared at her with an aggrieved look on his face.
"Huh? My blood tastes so good!"
Shikui nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Then you dance for me and I'll give you a drink!"
Shikui immediately hugged the tree trunk and performed an eye-catching pole dance.
Jiang Li: "..."
This dance is...how can I say it?
It's like the flattering Daji was possessed by Li Kui, so fucking awesome!
Halfway through the dance, Shikui seemed to wake up.
After realizing what he had just done, his expression exploded, and then he grabbed Jiang Li's neck angrily:
"what did you do to me?"
Jiang Li: "Ahem! Master Corpse, please forgive me. I didn't do anything. It was you who drank my blood and became drunk!"
Shi Kui: "Fart! You think I've never drunk blood! I can do ten pounds of blood a day without getting drunk!"
Jiang Li: "Is it possible that my blood level is high?"
Shikui: "..."
This statement... is quite strong, but he doesn't accept it!
In order to find out what was special about Jiang Li's blood, Shikui took another taste.
then……
Jiang Li: "You dance for me again to make your eyes shine!"
Shikui went to hug the big tree again.
Halfway through the dance, he woke up again and pinched Jiang Li's neck again.
After repeating this five times, Jiang Li was almost anemic.
Shikui finally accepted the fact that his blood volume was not good and his blood quality was not high.
"Woman, who are you?" Shikui asked numbly.
Jiang Li smiled: "Hello, Crown Prince of Corpse Circle, I am Little Koi of Fish Circle!"
Shikui looked confused. Could it be that he got drunk because this woman was mentally ill? ?
Looking at Master Shi's expression, Jiang Li's smile gradually disappeared:
"Master Corpse, don't you like to use this title to call the little ones? Husky in the dog world, civet cat in the cat world, Shatou brother in the carving world..."
Jiang Li said more than a dozen titles in a row, which was bound to make Mr. Shi feel that he and he were of the same species.
Shi Kui's face turned cold: "Don't call me Master Shi, call me Brother Kui!"
Jiang Li: "Okay! Brother Kui, as long as you don't pinch my neck, I can call you Grandpa!"
Shi Kui showed a thin smile:
"I don't need to pinch it. It would be good to just bite it off."
Jiang Li's smile froze and he quickly changed the topic:
"Brother Kui, do you know what a foot and a bag mean when combined?"
Shikui snorted proudly: "Do you think I haven't learned your human words?"
"One bag and one bag, of course I want to run away!"
Jiang Li looked in admiration: "Wow! Brother Kui is so smart! What's the point of missing one person after another?"
Shikui: "Fall!"
Jiang Li: "Hey!"
Shikui: "..."
It seems like I was cheated!
"Smelly woman, how dare you play tricks on me!"
Jiang Li looked innocent: "I didn't! I said hey to express my agreement with your answer!"
"is it?"
Shikui showed two fangs, and Jiang Li quickly begged for mercy:
"I'm sorry! I was wrong! Brother Kui, you have a big manly butt, why bother with me, a little girl!"
The anger on Shi Kui's face froze, and he looked at Jiang Li in disbelief:
"Manly man, big... big ass??"
Is his butt big?
Shikui was about to touch it, but Jiang Li was faster than him.
She had been staring at this butt for a long time.
"Hmm~ Not bad! It's curvy and big, and it goes well with your cock!"
Shikui's clothes were burned by the sun, and now he was wearing a black cloak all over his body.
Jiang Li, an old pervert, had already seen him through.
Shikui couldn't bear the shame and anger, and strangled Jiang Li's neck again:
"Woman, you are looking for death!!"
Jiang Li: "Brother Kui, stop pinching now, or you'll be gone if you pinch again!"
Shikui's movements suddenly stopped, and he and Jiang Li both lowered their heads and looked somewhere.
Chickens, eggs... are dangling.
The atmosphere was silent for a while.
Jiang Li: "Well... why don't you block it first?"
Shikui gritted his teeth and went straight to unbutton Jiang Li's pants.
"Fuck! What are you doing?"
Jiang Li reached out to stop him, but Shi Kui grabbed him with one hand and pinned his hands against the tree.
"Brother Kui! I know that I am like a fish and a wild goose, and I am always praised by everyone, but we are not the same species!"
"Since ancient times, cross-species interactions have had no good results!"
"Look, Xu Xian turned into a monk after falling in love with White Snake; King Zhou fell in love with Daji and his country perished; Nie Xiaoqian fell in love with Ning Caichen and died..."
"Shut up!!!"
Shikui roared angrily and pulled off Jiang Li's pants, revealing her red panties.
Jiang Li folded his hands and buckled his knees inwards.
It’s so embarrassing!
Shikui ignored her and put on her pants.
Although Jiang Li's overalls are loose, they are women's models after all, and her figure is quite different from Shi Kui's.
The result of wearing inappropriate pants is...
Stab it!
A piercing sound.
Shi Kui and Jiang Li turned their heads and looked behind their butts at the same time.
I saw that the good overalls were torn apart from the butt crack, revealing the round and perky big butt.
Shikui gritted his teeth:
"You stinky woman, why don't you eat more and gain weight? Why are you wearing such small pants when you are as skinny as a chicken?"
Just as Jiang Li was about to reply, he heard Lin Xi's voice in the distance.
"Sister Li, where are you?"
Jiang Li looked at his red underpants, and then at Shi Kui's exposed big butt:
"or……"
Before she could finish her words, Shikui picked her up and ran away.
Just like a little wife running with a ball!
Because there was no good place to hide nearby, Shikui could only hide in the tree with Jiang Li.
Jiang Li stepped on the branch, feeling a little at a loss.
Shikui's head was covered with black lines: "Are you scratching your body? You're shaking back and forth!"
Jiang Li: "It's a little thin, I'm not used to it!"
Shikui: "..."
A man, no! A male zombie, you can call him ugly or poor, but you can never call him thin!
"Smelly woman, who are you to say?"
Jiang Li looked innocent: "I said the branches under my feet are a bit thin and I can't stand on it!"
Shikui: (╬▔Dan▔)╯
This is the first time I want to kill a woman!
At this time, Lin Xi and the others had arrived under the tree.
In order not to be discovered, Shikui could only hold back.
Jiang Li was unsteady on her feet and swaying from side to side. He hurriedly held her in his arms:
"If you make any more noise, I will drain your blood even if you have hemoglobin poisoning!"
Jiang Li grabbed Shi Kui's waist and put his hands on his buttocks to squeeze.
"Sorry! I have Parkinson's disease, and my hands can't help but shake!"
Shikui gritted his teeth and said word by word:
"I have never seen such a perverted woman like you!"
Jiang Li grinned, her smile even more abnormal than her behavior:
"Don't praise me like that, I'm gradually changing!"
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