I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Sandy beach.

"Hahaha!"

"Welcome to my live broadcast room"

“I’m going to give you a live broadcast of a wonderful program today!”

"This show is about stewing yourself in an iron pot! Hahahahaha!"

Yiman was lying in the iron pot, holding the phone holder high, laughing crazily.

"Bah! Beautiful!"

"The old guys are brushing up their gifts, and they are brushing up their yachts and planes, Jie Jie Jie!"

"Old man, double-click 666!" Hahahaha!

[Is Yiman crazy? 】

[Crazy, crazy, this world is crazy! 】

[Isn’t this Duan Xunliao’s follower, the 18th-line bastard? How could he be reduced to stewing himself in an iron pot? 】

Yi was not happy and stood up and danced in the big iron pot. The hot water in the iron pot was steaming. She seemed happy in the iron pot as if she didn't know how hot it was!

Yi Man raised the stand high and shouted wildly: "Old men, double-click 666, I will perform a chest-breaking iron pot for you!"

There was really a fire burning under the iron pot. Yiman danced in the iron pot as if she was not afraid of the heat, and then an alligator rolled over in death, and the water in the iron pot gushes out!

"Hahahaha, old guys, watch me do a death roll!"

At this time, the mobile phone rang, and Yi Man took it out to answer it.

"Yi Man, where are you? I have something to ask you!"

Yi Man's bright and charming little face, her brows furrowed, asked: "Who are you?"

"Scam call from northern Myanmar?"

The man on the other end of the phone gritted his teeth: "Yi Man, I'm warning you, don't act stupid for me."

Yiman took off her phone and looked at it impatiently: "Brother, who are you? You live on the other side of the Pacific Ocean, why are you so lenient?"

"I'm Duan Xunliao, and I'm here to break off the engagement! The only person I love is Su Qingqing!"

Duan Xunliao?

Su Qingqing?

Sounds a bit familiar.

Memories keep coming too.

She passed through the book. In her previous life, she was a double actress, in order to be resurrected.

She slipped into a Mary Sue novel called "The Top Little Wife".

The male protagonist Duan Xunliao in the book is a top celebrity with 60 million fans. He fell in love with the pure and beautiful heroine Su Qingqing, who is as holy as a green tea flower blooming. During Su Qingqing's career in the entertainment industry, Xunliao gave the heroine resources many times and finally finally Stand out among the many licking dogs!

In the end, Su Qingqing won the Academy Award for Best Actress. During the award ceremony, Duan Xunliao specially organized a grand proposal ceremony for Su Qingqing that was comparable to that of a wealthy family. Under the witness of people all over the country, they entered the marriage hall and lived a happy life as husband and wife. A harmonious and happy life.

Yiman, that's her, she is the cannon fodder female supporting role in the book. In the entertainment industry, she is an 18th-tier star and the male protagonist's fiancée. She loves the handsome Duan Xunliao to death. Because of a man, she took her parents away. The company he founded was presented to Duan Xunliao.

Her parents were so angry that they went to argue with Duan Xunliao. Unexpectedly, her father was pushed off the rooftop by Duan Xunliao and died on the spot! My mother was overly sad, got depression, and died unhappy. The man in the car that my brother and sister-in-law were riding in had someone damage the brakes, and was eventually hit by a large truck. The eldest brother and sister-in-law died on the spot, and the second brother was accused of tax evasion. He was imprisoned and eventually tortured to death in prison. The third brother was tortured by his family members and was stabbed 20 times by his family members. He bled to death in the hospital. Of course, this was done by the male and female protagonists instigating their family members. The male protagonist He also sent people to break his legs and sold his younger brother to northern Myanmar, where he was tortured to death by lawless elements! The male protagonist did all this for the sake of the original owner's company's property. In the end, all the property was recorded in the original owner's name. Unfortunately, the original owner was a love brain. After the male protagonist's sweet talk and brainwashing, he gave away his family property to others, and he also became an illegitimate fan. He threw sulfuric acid on his face and was disfigured. During an argument with the heroine, he was pushed down the stairs and died on the spot!

Because of insufficient evidence, the male and female protagonists escape legal sanctions!

In the end, the original owner’s family was destroyed!

In order to earn a good reputation, they also arranged a decent funeral for the original owner and his family. The whole Internet praised the two for their great friendship!

The original owner Hui and Duan Xunliao were actually engaged since childhood.

In the past, the original owner's family was wealthy, but Duan Xunliao's father was a partner of the Yishi Group. Unexpectedly, his father lost his legs in order to save the original owner, so the original owner's father accidentally ordered a doll for the original owner. relative.

When the children of both parties grow up, they will get married if they can sleep, and break off the engagement if they can't. Both men and women can propose to break off the engagement.

"Oh my god! It's bloody and miserable!"

When I first read this novel, Yiman picked up the magic castle while reading it, and finally read it by skipping chapters!

Therefore, she didn't know much about some of the plots in it. She knew very little about how many little characters were out to commit suicide, so there was no telling whether the rest of the plot would collapse into rubbish because of her arrival.

"Yi Man, are you mute? Can you speak?"

Yi Man smiled coldly: "V I'm 50, I'll just say it!"

"Yi Man, please wait for me, send me the address, and tell me to go there and break off the engagement on the spot!"

Duan Xunliao finished yelling and hung up the phone.

The live broadcast was also paused. Yiman restarted the live broadcast and shouted enthusiastically: "Ladies, I'm back, and I'm going to show you a chest-breaking iron pot now!"

Yiman jumped off the iron pot, rolled up her sleeves and lifted the pot easily.

"Wow."

With a sound, the hot water from the iron pot was poured directly on Yiman's body and she said happily: "Oh my god, it feels so good, so good!"

"Old iron, double-click six six six, and the iron pot will be broken in your chest and you will walk away! Hahaha!"

Yiman was lying on the sand alive and kicking, holding up the iron pot in her right hand and holding the mobile phone holder in her left hand. As soon as she put her right hand down, the iron pot hit Yiman's chest with a "bang"!

The iron pot was not broken, but it covered Yiman's whole body.

Yi Man inside laughed loudly: "Old fellows, I will show you a unique skill!"

"Smash the big iron pot with one hand!"

"boom."

The iron pot really broke a big hole in her hand!

Afterwards, Yiman tore the big iron pot apart with one hand, threw it aside, stood up easily, and shouted into the mobile phone: "Liu Bu Liu, awesome or not, handsome or not?"

"Please remember, I am Yiman, the Yiman who can tear an iron pot with one hand!"

Ding dong.

"Warning, the host's invincible body has expired!"

Yiman said boldly again: "Give me another invincible power!"

"Wait a minute, I'm going to throw the scumbag away with one hand!"

"Ding dong, the invincible power has taken effect. The host's newcomer discount has been used up. Please collect the sand sculpture value immediately and redeem the prize."

"I know, I know, please remember that I am the awesome Las Vegas comic sister. All difficulties are difficult in front of me!"

Yiman turned to the phone and said: "Ladies, wait a minute, I will show you a unique skill, called flying pancake with one hand!"

"Don't worry, the flying cake will be here soon."

The sound of a car driving on the sand was accompanied by the sound of the car door closing.

"Yiman, you crazy woman."

Duan Xunliao quickly stepped forward, pointed his finger at Yiman, and cursed angrily.

"Old fellows, the flying cake is here!"

Yiman raised her eyebrows and looked arrogant: "Your things are quite unique, so the garbage dump monster has to have them!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

"Oh, I've already brought the divorce agreement. Sign it quickly and don't waste my time!"

Duan Xunliao threw a piece of paper at Yiman's face. Instead of being angry, Yiman laughed sadly.

The smile made Duan Xunliao's hair stand on end.

"Little thing, you deserve to die!"

Duan Xunliao's eyes were full of disgust: "Stop talking nonsense, sign it soon!"

Yi Man said to the mobile phone: "Ladies, I'm going to throw the cake with one hand. It's wonderful. After the performance, please ask the big brother to paint a sports car and a yacht!"

Duan Xunliao: "?"

So, Yiman turned to look at him and gave Duan Xunliao an evil smile.

Duan Xunliao: "?"

Suddenly, the scene reversed, and Yiman raised Duan Xunliao with one hand. Before he could make a sound, he started to play as if he was being played with a golden cudgel by Yiman.

"Hahaha, old guys, do you feel comfortable playing the scumbag and flying cakes?"

Duan Xunliao has long forgotten who his last name is. He only knows that there are shadows in front of him and the sound of wind in his ears.

"Snapped."

A beautiful parabola passed through the blue sky, and Duan Xunliao was tricked into the sea by Yiman.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Yiman covered her mouth and exclaimed at the phone: "Oh, my hands are slipping!"

"You scumbag Fei Cake won't blame me!"

[Damn it, was it the top class Duan Xunliao who was tricked into the sea? 】

[Don’t spread rumors, Duan Xunliao is not a scumbag. 】

[Strong Woman Yi Man? 】

Finally, Yiman closed the live broadcast room and took out her mobile phone to dial 120.

"Hey 120, someone fell into the sea. I'm afraid you should come quickly!"