I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

The ambulance came and took Duan Xunliao, who was half-dead and vomiting foam at the mouth, to the hospital.

Yi Man picked up the divorce agreement, sneered, tore it into pieces, turned around and left.

If she wants to break off the engagement, she can only return it. Duan Xunliao is not worthy enough to break the engagement even if he has the key! It’s a joke!

If she didn't ask him for a huge sum of money for mental damages and refund of the wedding fee, she would be sorry for the dirty things he did to the original owner's family in the book!

A few days later, Yi Man ran to the hospital with the divorce agreement she had prepared, and just like Duan Xunliao threw the divorce agreement in her face a few days ago, she threw it back in his face.

Yiman smiled disdainfully at Duan Xunliao on the hospital bed: "This is the divorce agreement. Sign it quickly. Don't waste my time."

Duan Xunliao picked it up with trembling hands and looked at it. His handsome face immediately turned ferocious: "Yiman, are you kidding me?"

"Why are you kidding me? If you don't accept it, go to Fobo Le. I guess Fo Bo Le can't stand your behavior and kill you with one shot." Yi Man sneered.

Duan Xunliao: "..."

"Sign it or not? If not, I'll take it to Su Qingqing to sign. She will probably be very happy to sign it." Yi Man said with a nonchalant expression.

Duan Xunliao gritted his teeth and forced out the words: "I'll sign!"

For Qingqing's happiness, and for Qingqing to choose him with peace of mind, he cannot get entangled with any woman. Although the huge property in Yiman's family makes his heart beat, according to a fool like Yiman, the property will eventually fall to him. in hands.

Duan Xunliao signed his name carefully. Yiman pulled the divorce agreement with force and checked it over and over again.

He left without acknowledging his relatives.

A week later.

Yiman participated in a variety show at the urging of her agent Du Ping.

It's called "Farming Love Season 2".

She will participate, mainly because the program team gives too much.

Today was the day to record the variety show. Yiman dragged two suitcases that were larger than her to the program set.

……

"Farming Love Season 2" starts airing as scheduled.

"Welcome to the audience to the second season of "Farming Love". This program is exclusively sponsored by Yangshizi. Free good books are available at Yangshizi. No matter what your mood is today, you must have a Yangshizi to relieve your troubles! Persimmons make you feel good!

"This season's program will be conducted in a farming way to experience farming life. Guests can also talk about love while farming. Although it is unlikely, fans of various companies can also interact with the guests live. I hope everyone can watch it. Be happy and satisfied."

As an experienced director, Gu Chenfeng knows the audience's preferences and thoughts very well, and he almost becomes a roundworm in the audience's belly.

Sure enough, these words made the comments in the live broadcast room go up in flames.

[It’s finally here, the show I’ve been thinking about day and night and can’t sleep is finally here! 】

[Director, the guests this season are all heavyweights, you have to catch this overwhelming wealth! 】

[Brother Duan Xunliao also participated. Could it be that he only participated because of Su Qingqing? 】

[Who is the special guest! Could it really be Yiman's bad luck? 】

[People upstairs, please shut your crow mouth! I believe that Director Gu will not be so mean! 】

[Yes, I believe that Director Gu’s character will not treat us as human beings! 】

[Why do I think he is holding back bad moves? 】

……

Less than five minutes after it started airing, the barrage was already in full swing.

Gu Chenfeng, who was watching the barrage comments in the studio, felt very uncomfortable when he saw them scolding him to death!

But he sneered in his heart: "Next, I'll let you see whether I'm cheap or not, and what bad moves I'm holding back!"

After the commercials were played in the live broadcast room, the guests were interviewed individually. This interview was a targeted interview, and each interview was different: "Welcome Qingqing, "Farming Love" is the first one that Qingqing has participated in. program, what do you think of this program?"

In the camera, Su Qingqing is wearing a fresh floral dress, her hair is spread out, her bangs are pinned with a hairpin in front of her forehead, her face is gentle and beautiful, and there is a faint smile hanging on the corner of her mouth.

"Thank you. I am very honored to be able to participate in this program. I hope I can learn more knowledge and make new friends in this program!"

[Ah ah ah, my Qingqing is so gentle, so gentle that it touches my heart! 】

[Whose fairy tale book was not closed properly and the princess ran out! 】

[I made a 360-degree spin and got down on one knee to propose! 】

[I’m curious why Qingqing suddenly wants to participate in a variety show? 】

【+1】

"Excuse me, what do Qingqing expect from your partner?"

Su Qingqing smiled sweetly at the camera: "You can love me well!"

"Okay, thank you Qingqing for the interview. I hope Qingqing can have fun on the show!"

Cut to another room.

"Welcome Xunliao to come to our program group. May I ask, why does Xunliao come to the program group?"

Duan Xunliao was wearing a tailor-made black suit, his hair was slightly combed back, his face was clear and handsome, and there was a gentle smile hanging on the corner of his mouth.

"I came to this program group because of someone!"

[No, no, is Duan Xunliao here for Su Qingqing? 】

[Those on the first floor, please don’t tie up CP randomly. My Qingqing can only be worthy of becoming the Best Actor! 】

[Ouch, the toad wants to eat swan meat? I laughed! 】

"Okay, thank you Xun Liao, I hope you can get what you want in the program!"

The program team made enough gimmicks to arouse the curiosity of the audience.

The camera cuts to another room again.

However, this special guest did not show his face and was covered by a screen, making him full of mystery.

【female! 】

[Look again, the one with long hair! 】

[Look again, she is definitely a beauty! 】

[What kind of evil is Director Gu holding back? 】

[I’m looking forward to this guest! 】

"Welcome to the second season of Farming Love!"

"Thank you!"

Yiman showed a polite fake smile.

"Excuse me, if you are looking for a boyfriend, do you want a big wolfdog or a small puppy?"

Yi Man curled her lips, looked at the director very seriously and said speechlessly: "If conditions permit, I would like to find someone."

director:"……"

[Hahaha, I can’t stop laughing. I’m becoming more and more curious about who she is. 】

[F*ck, ruthless, can you still answer like this? 】

【, This sister is Shinroku. 】

【Interesting things happen in life (obscene)】

The director asked again: "Which words when your boyfriend quarreled made you instantly soften?"

Yi Man raised her eyebrows and said in a somewhat lewd voice: "Sister, I'm wearing black stockings and it's very cold today. Can you open the door?"

director:"……"

【My premonition is getting more and more disturbing! 】

[Damn voice, it sounds inexplicably familiar! 】

[This... black stockings, sister? What a blast! 】

[This guest is so interesting, I’m a fan! 】

【Who is it? Damn it! (Black question mark)]

The corner of the host's mouth froze, and he quickly calmed down and said: "Welcome, Yiman, to join "Farming Love". I hope you can gain a lot from the program team!"

Yi Man replied: "That's great, I'm going to take this unprofitable job!"

"Come on Yiman!"

Yiman smiled: "Don't just tell the workers to come on, they may have to work overtime!"

host:"……"

At this time, the barrage has been maxed out, some are crazy about Aite and Gu Chenfeng, and some are madly complaining about Yiman!

[Director Gu, why are you so ungrateful in martial arts? Do you dare to hire someone like Yi Man? 】

[As soon as this vase appeared, he must have wanted to pester my brother! 】

[Director Gu, whoever you invite is not good, please invite someone who is unlucky! I won’t watch this show! 】

[The scene where she stewed herself in an iron pot and played with a scumbag man flying pancakes with one hand was so interesting that I burst into laughter several times. 】

[Shut up, I think you are quite boring! 】

【+1】

……

The barrage was so noisy that Gu Chenfeng kept pulling his hair in the studio with a happy face!

When that person appears, he will be Niu Colu and Gu Chenfeng.