I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Who was beaten? She dared to beat one of my men, I want to skin him!"

Ji Yuanting put the wine glass on the table, stood up, put his arm around the security guard's shoulders and said.

"Awei, go and see how I peel off that man's skin?"

Qi Wei still held the wine glass and replied coldly: "Not interested."

"It's not interesting at all. It's boring. Come on, take me and peel off that man's skin!"

The security guard very wisely took Ji Yuanting to the scene of the beating.

From afar, Ji Yuanting saw a woman in a blue dress stepping on a man's face, crushing her hard with her blue stiletto heels. The man's face was full of pain.

Ji Yuanting was stunned for a few seconds, then raised his thin lips: "Tsk, it's a rose with thorns~"

Ji Yuanting stepped forward showing his most handsome side and smiled slowly.

"Hello, pretty girl~ I am the owner of this bar, why don't you just let me go for my sake?"

Yiman's eyes fell on Ji Yuanting from the man on the ground, and she looked him up and down several times. He was wearing a red suit and had a romantic look on his handsome face, as if he was afraid that others would not recognize him as a playboy.

"Where does the peacock come from? It doesn't stay in the zoo and comes out to open its tail?"

Flower Peacock Ji Yuanting: "..."

It is indeed a rose with thorns, spicy enough, he likes it!

Ji Yuanting was not annoyed. He curved his thin lips and smiled again: "Pretty girl, seeing how beautiful you are, I don't mind if you say the wrong thing."

"After all, I have always cherished and cared for beautiful girls~"

Yiman raised her wine glass and glanced at him: "Then, what do you want to say?"

"If you want to plead for him, then I won't do it. After all, you have pissed me off."

Yi Man drank the wine in one gulp, put the empty glass on the table and signaled to the man at the front desk: "Fill up."

Ji Yuanting had his trouser pockets inserted, like a playboy. He sat next to Yi Man and said, "Pretty girl, you have aroused my interest~"

"How about you consider becoming my female companion?"

Yiman drank her wine without even giving him an extra look.

"Beautiful girl, please reply, I'm very popular!"

Yiman smiled coldly: "Are you RMB?"

Ji Yuanting's voice was low: "Why do you ask that?"

"Isn't RMB very popular? Are you RMB?"

Ji Yuanting: "..."

Not very harmful, but extremely insulting!

But he is a patient man, and he has never failed when it comes to coaxing women!

Ji Yuanting had a smile on his face, and said: "The little mouth is so poisonous, full of thorns, and challenging!"

Yi Man gradually lost her patience and rolled her eyes at him: "Idiot, it's more challenging to talk to a hedgehog."

Ji Yuanting: "..."

Fuck, he didn’t believe it anymore. He couldn’t get this woman. He was a handsome and handsome man, but he couldn’t get a woman? If you tell me, it will really make people laugh!

"You scold me, but you have to pay. If you scold me, you have to pay one million. You just scolded me twice in total. I'll give you a discount instead of 200 million, only 199.9 million!"

Yiman looked at him like he was an idiot: "Don't take yourself too seriously."

"Public faith is a disease and must be cured!"

Puxin Ji Yuanting: "..."

"Treat it quickly to prevent human-to-human transmission! This thing is more difficult to control than the new coronavirus!"

Ji Yuanting: "..."

Since the way to pick up girls is wrong, then try another way.

So, Ji Yuanting conjured a rose out of nowhere and presented it to Yi Man. He cleared his throat, lowered his eyes to look at her, and said in a light voice: "I made a mistake today."

"Speak quickly if you have something to say, fart if you have any, and don't force me to slap you when you are happiest!"

Ji Yuanting smiled confidently: "I love you at a loss!"

Yi Man: 6

"I knocked because I wanted to feel Yue. Get out of my sight right now!"

Ji Yuanting turned a deaf ear to Yi Man's words, and his passionate phoenix eyes fell on her angry little face.

Continue: "I had dinner today."

Yiman took a deep breath and smiled: "Say."

"I want you to obey me."

Yiman: (ー_ー)!!

"I ate peaches today."

"You will be doomed."

"Without you, I become a chicken."

"Being sentenced to lifelong loneliness by love~"

Yiman: 6+6

Yiman held her forehead, speechless: "Why are you so oily? I thought you were a braised chicken."

"Do you like drinking water? If you do, then you have fallen in love with 70% of me."

Yi Man couldn't bear it anymore and punched his handsome face.

Then, he picked up his back collar with one hand and threw him directly into the trash can next to him, and put his head directly into the trash can.

Qi Wei was startled by the sudden sound: "..."

He stood up and took a closer look, and saw Ji Yuanting's handsome face facing the trash can, his butt sticking out, and his whole body motionless.

Qi Wei shook his head and continued drinking.

This man got so excited that he fell down and slept in the trash can.

Yiman finally found peace and continued to drink. The guy at the front desk knew that Yiman was very powerful and respected Yiman a little more.

He even filled the glass when pouring wine.

After drinking several drinks in a row, Yiman picked up the bag on the table, came to Ji Yuanting with a blush on her face, and kicked him: "Hey, wake up, go back to bed when you go to bed, don't put it in the trash can! "

The security guard next to him suddenly felt anxious and worried about his boss.

At this time, Ji Yuanting stood up with a trash can on his head. He opened the trash can on his head angrily and saw Yi Man standing in front of him. He couldn't help but swallow.

He took a few steps away from Yiman.

He continued a few meters away: "Beautiful girl, I just like someone as fierce as you!"

"I don't care this time, as long as you become my female companion."

Yiman's face turned red, but her tone was cold and lukewarm: "Are you daydreaming? You want to eat shit!"

Ji Yuanting: "Yes! I was just daydreaming, otherwise how could I meet you here?"

For some reason, Yiman got goosebumps inexplicably after hearing these words.

Yiman has always adhered to the principle of taking action against things that he dislikes.

Under Ji Yuanting's smiling gaze, Yiman threw up the bag in her hand and hit him in the face.

The strength was so great that Ji Yuanting flew several meters like a kite with its string broken.

Qi Wei, who was immersed in drinking, frowned when he heard the noise outside.

He lazily stood up and stepped out of the private room.

Yi Man shook her arm, walked over, picked up Ji Yuanting's collar, and frowned in disgust: "A playboy like you only coaxes young girls every day."

"It's unlucky for you to meet me today. Today I will let you know that not all girls are deceived by your earthy love words!"

After saying that, Yiman threw the unconscious Ji Yuanting directly to the door of the private room.

Qi Wei, who happened to have his foot smashed by Ji Yuanting: "..."

He has no manners at all. He is so big that he falls asleep on the ground.

Qi Wei stepped over him and saw Yi Man doing push-ups with one hand.

Qi Wei: "?"