I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yi Man did push-ups with one hand on the ground.

"two hundred."

After finishing, Yi Man got up dizzy and saw Qi Wei looking at him. Yi Man staggered over and patted his face like a gangster: "Handsome guy, how much does it cost per night~"

"Go and play with sister?"

Qi Wei: "..."

People in the bar also looked at them. Ji Yuanting was sleeping on the ground, and the woman who beat Ji Yuanting was teasing Qi Wei. What a strange scene this was.

Yiman patted his face again, and leaned in close, and her warm breath spread all over his face, tickling him.

"My hair, you look like you're sleeping very well~hehe~"

Everyone present: "!"

After some people recognized Yi Man, they took a few photos with their mobile phones and posted them on Weibo.

The title is the 18th-tier bastard, which is meant to seduce the eight-time Best Actor.

As soon as this Weibo post came out, the fans and the praying fans were already arguing like crazy. The mother-in-law said that the mother-in-law was right and the public said that the public was right.

These two fans once again crashed Weibo's server.

Unknowingly, Yiman was still teasing good-natured men in the bar.

After Qi Wei glanced at the people around him coldly, he continued to do what he was doing while watching the excitement.

Qi Wei helped Yi Man leave the bar with all the peripheral light.

Yiman was very drunk, wearing a long skirt, like a charming fairy, babbling with Qiwei's support.

Qiwei's slender fingers accidentally dug into the waistline, and the cold fingertips touched the soft and smooth skin in the hollow skirt, and the fingertips moved away from the skin in an instant.

After Qiwei looked around, he reached the parking lot and made sure it was safe, then picked up Yi Man and walked steadily.

Yiman was babbling in Qiwei's arms, and occasionally she could hear a few words.

"Are you the best duck I called for? Huh? Talk!"

Qi Wei lowered his eyes and said, "No."

"No? Then who are you? Why are you hugging me with your hands? You can hug me, Yi Man, too? Listen to my order and put me down right away, or... hiccup... I'll kill you."

Yiman's face turned pink and she burped from wine, which seemed to echo in the parking lot.

Yiman raised her head obediently and smiled.

Seeing Qi Wei's beautiful face, even a drunk person would be confused by the beauty. Her drunken eyes suddenly curved, and her red lips curled up: "Hey, the best duck~"

There was a trace of lingering sadness in the drunken tone of voice. Qi Wei lowered his eyes and stared at her as he walked.

Drunk, it's kind of cute.

"The best duck~hehehe~" The drunken and obscene words are the most maddening.

Qi Wei held back the desire that was about to burst out from his heart and quickened his pace.

When Qi Wei carried the drunkard Yiman into the Lamborghini, Yiman raised her drunken eyes and said, "Excellent duck, will you sleep with me? I'll pay for it~"

Qi Wei's fingertips that helped her buckle her seat belt paused for a moment, then buckled it for her and got into the driver's seat.

"Top Duck, don't run away. I'm going to sleep with you. Life is a mess. We have to take a nap...burp..."

Qi Wei's Adam's apple rolled slightly, and the fingertips holding the steering wheel curled up.

Qiwei carried Yi Man into the room, and Yi Man kept saying words: "Ya Ya, Ya Ya, where are you? I miss you so much~"

His eyes were lowered, and the light shone on Li Jiu's pink face, making him look even more drunk and hazy.

The drunk girl looked like a hook tightly hooking his beating heart.

Qi Wei remained calm and gentle, helping Yi Man take off her shoes and let her sleep on the bed. Qi Wei wiped her face with a towel.

During this period, Yiman was still talking drunkenly.

"Buy duck, buy duck, be happy~"

Qi Wei looked at Yi Man, and then sat down lazily. His lazy tone contained a long ending, like a hook: "Manman, how much do you plan to pay for me~"

"A dime."

Qi Wei: "..."

Is he so worthless?

"A little more, a little more, I'd love it."

"Then two cents."

Yiman's eyes were slightly raised, perhaps because she was drunk, her eyes were as charming as silk, and her voice contained a lingering and pathos tone, like a charming fairy that seduces people's hearts.

The words quietly touched Qi Wei's beating heart.

Qi Wei smiled warmly and lowered his eyes, putting his cool thin lips against the little drunkard's ear, spraying his ambiguous breath on Yimana's earlobe that was red due to drunkenness: "Don't regret it."

After saying these sentimental words, Qi Wei stood up and wanted to leave.

Unexpectedly, the little drunkard made a strong force, and Qiwei was pinned down on the bed by Yiman in an instant.

"Little Ducky, where are you going?"

"You have to obey me today!" Qi Wei, who was lying on the bed, raised her beautiful phoenix eyes and smiled softly: "Go to bed."

"That won't work, you have to sleep with me - I'll pay for it." Yi Man's round eyes were filled with anger.

Qi Wei's fingertips silently avoided the hollow skin and wrapped around Yi Man's slender waist. He raised his eyes and said, "You will be angry."

In the eyes of the drunkard Yiman, Qiwei was just a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.

She lowered her eyes and looked at Qi Wei. The man looked at her with gentle and bewitching eyes, and there was a faint smile on his handsome face.

The Adam's apple slid gently, and the beautiful shape of his lips, anywhere on his body, attracted the little drunk to lick his lips gently.

I want to kiss and chew.

Yiman thought so and did the same, so she smiled softly: "I'm going to kiss you~"

Qi Wei's pupils shrank and he didn't react yet.

The hot red lips had been printed on his slightly cool thin lips. His mind went blank, and only the touch of the red lips was left in his senses.

Next was the little drunkard, who grabbed his lips and started to chew them like he was eating a chicken drumstick.

"hiss."

Qi Wei snorted and frowned.

The corner of Qiwei's mouth was roughly bitten by Yiman.

When Yi Man heard the hum, she raised her beautiful eyes and saw Qi Wei's bloodshot mouth, she became a little drunker. She curled her red lips again and smiled: "Kiss you to death!"

Qi Wei: "!!"

The hot red lips pressed against his thin, cool lips again, and Qiwei's fingertips clenched silently beside her.

He lay on the bed like a piece of wood, without any movement, letting Yi Man do whatever she wanted on his lips.

Slowly, Yiman lay on his chest and became motionless, and then the sound of even breathing could be heard.

I fell asleep while gnawing.

Qiwei looked at the ceiling and finally exhaled a breath. In this quiet space, apart from Yi Man's breathing, the only sound left was his pounding heartbeat.

This heartbeat was beating for Yiman, and it was only beating for her from beginning to end.

So Qiwei took out his phone and took a selfie and saved it.

The girl in the photo is sleeping soundly, with a peaceful sleeping face and a smile on her face. Perhaps she is dreaming of good things, and the smile on her lips becomes clearer and clearer.

After Qiwei covered Yiman with the quilt, he turned off the lights and left.

In the middle of the night, the door to Qiwei's room was slowly opened. Yiman closed her eyes and went directly to Qiwei's bed, got into his bed, hugged him, nuzzled him like a kitten and said drowsily. : "It's so cold, give me a hug~"

Qi Wei's body trembled, the blood in his body seemed to be frozen, and his heart was reveling like a drum.

You brought it to my door yourself. You wanted to take advantage of me.