I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Hey, Fatty, this cave is so dark. Are there any ghosts?" The thin man walked forward stiffly.

"You're so skinny, you're so scared. If you don't have ghosts in your heart, there won't be ghosts in the world! You're just scaring yourself." The fat man pretended to be calm, but his trembling body betrayed that he was extremely scared at the moment.

"Here, throw the person here."

"People are still awake, let's get things done quickly!" the fat man said.

"You are stupid. You can still stand up in this bottomless cave!" the thin man said in a long voice.

"Why are you panicking? I brought a candle and a lighter. If I light the candle, won't the cave be bright?" the fat man said with a flash of inspiration.

The thin man urged: "Then hurry up, everyone is almost awake! The sweat medicine is effective for half an hour."

Yiman: Sorry, little one, I've already woken up.

The fat man lit the candle, and the whole cave suddenly became bright.

While they were lighting candles, Yiman put the hairpin invisible camera on her head.

This hairpin-shaped camera was prepared by the director's team for the next live broadcast. At Yiman's request, it was lent to Yiman for fun.

Although we were in a cave, the network was still smooth and the camera started working.

Netizens had been squatting in front of the screen, and they were immediately happy when they saw Yiman's live broadcast room light up.

However, when they came in, they only saw two big butts slapping their faces.

"Pfft~"

The fat man couldn't help but fart loudly.

"Damn fat man, what the hell did you eat tonight? Your farts are so stinky!" The thin man covered his nose and glared angrily.

The fat man lit the last candle and argued: "Mad, I drank some stream water tonight, and after the fart, I lost a pound!"

Yiman, whose bangs were blown away by the fart and just swallowed a mouthful of smelly fart: "..."

[It made me laugh so hard, Yiman’s bangs were blown into air bangs by the fart. 】

[Sister Man felt more uncomfortable when she was farted than when I was farted. 】

[Wuwuwuwu, Sister Man is no longer clean, her image is shattered...]

Yiman: "You bitch..."

Okay, okay, I'll let you go as far as you want later and turn yourself into a fart!

Yiman touched the stone at his feet and threw it into the darkness. There was a thud, which made the two men's hair stand on end immediately.

"Damn you, are there really unclean things in this cave?" The fat man's face turned pale and his legs began to tremble.

"Damn fat man, we are evil people, ghosts are most afraid of evil people!" the voice trembled.

The fat man motioned to the thin man to look back: "Could it be..."

The two glanced at each other and looked at Yiman.

Seeing that Yi Man was still closing her eyes tightly, they breathed a sigh of relief.

The thin man punched the fat man on the shoulder: "Damn Fatty, didn't she sleep well? She only knows how to scare herself."

[Sister Man, pretend to be a ghost and scare them to death. They will definitely be scared to death! 】

[No, no, no, Sister Man, you are throwing a small stone! Scared them to death. 】

[Sister Man, take advantage of the moment...]

The thin man let Yi Man lie down on the ground and said: "Work, work, after tonight, Yi Man will be on the hot search for having a threesome with someone in a cave!"

"At that time, we can get more rewards from Sister Qing!"

"Half a million is not even enough for us!"

【Su Qingqing? Damn it, it’s this bitch again! 】

[You are the walking half a million! 】

[Sister Man, stop pretending, people are going to do that to you! The emperor is really not in a hurry, but the eunuch is! 】

The fat man took out his belt, hurriedly took off his pants and said, "At least one million!"

"Let me go first, hey hey hey!"

The fat man tried to press on Yi Man.

When Yiman wanted to punch, a roar came from the cave, as if the cave was about to collapse.

The fat man quickly lifted up his pants, swallowed his saliva and looked into the darkness, and met a pair of bright eyes.

Fat man: "There's... there's a ghost!"

The thin man thought that the fat man was playing tricks again. He calmly took a puff of cigarette and said, "Why are you so busy? Just let me enjoy it if you're afraid!"

The fat man's legs shook like a sieve, and he pointed at the eyes that were getting closer. He was so scared that he forgot to scream.

The thin man turned his back to the fat man. Seeing that he didn't say anything, he turned around impatiently: "Are you fucking sick?"

The thin man looked at the huge black bear. He forgot to shout and just stood there blankly. The cigarette in his hand fell to the ground.

[Shit, bears are infested, bears are infested! Retreat, retreat, retreat! 】

[Qianxi fires, fires, fires, fires! 】

[No, these two people became Xiong Da’s dinner tonight! 】

The huge bear roared towards the two of them, and the hair on their foreheads fluttered visibly.

"Fat... Fatty, let's explain our will." The thin man's face was ashen.

"Skinny boy, I'm so soft-spoken that I can't speak!" The fat man cried sadly.

The fat man was smart: "Bears don't like eating live animals, so let's pretend to be dead!"

"Don't..." The thin man didn't have time to stop him.

The fat man was already lying on the ground, hanging on the stone, pretending to be dead.

Thin man: "..."

The thin man added in his heart: Don't, because if you pretend to be dead, the bear will come over and sniff. Bears will eat both living and dead things.

Sure enough, the brown bear ignored the thin man, went directly to the fat man, and sniffed.

The fat man was so nervous that he exploded. After a while, there was a smell of urine coming from his crotch, and there was a pool of yellow liquid on the ground.

Yes, the fat man was so scared that he peed his pants.

The brown bear sniffed for a while, then opened his mouth and took a bite from him.

Fat man: "Ah!"

The brown bear was so frightened that he slid and shoveled.

Maybe he knew he was making a fool of himself, so he pretended to be busy and growled.

Netizen: "?"

Yiman: "?"

Thin man: "?"

[Times have changed, even bears have fallen in love with heavy flavors. 】

[No, no, Xiong Da, your whole body is made of meat. Why are you biting that little bit of meat? 】

[He was bleeding and couldn’t take it back. He became the first eunuch father-in-law in modern times. 】

"Ahhhh! Ooooooooo!" The fat man burst into tears and rolled on the ground holding his crotch.

The thin man seemed to feel pain in his crotch and tightened his legs.

It's so miserable, even the penis is gone. What's the difference between this and suicide?

The fat man's shouts angered the brown bear, and he shifted his target to the thin man who was clamping his legs. The man had a sweaty butt. In the eyes of the brown bear, the butt was the meatiest, so it roared and bit the thin man's big butt. .

Yiman who turned a blind eye and pretended to be dead but still didn’t forget to watch the show: “6”

Netizen: "6"

Fat man: "?_?"

[Case solved, this little cutie has a unique taste. 】

[Both dick and butt, this bear really knows how to bite. 】

[As a man, I feel pain there and in my butt...]

The thin man gritted his teeth and forced himself not to make a sound.

At this time, Yiman picked up a pebble.