I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

After Yiman threw a stone at the brown bear, the brown bear immediately put down its butt in its mouth and turned to look at Yiman with fierce eyes.

He even bared his teeth at Yiman, wishing he could devour Yiman to his heart's content

The brown bear was already ready to pounce on food. As soon as Yiman moved, the brown bear immediately stepped forward to eat.

Yiman didn't panic at all. She opened her eyes, and her cold gaze fell on the brown bear that was staring at her eagerly.

"Roar…"

The brown bear also noticed Yiman's hostility towards her and growled low as a warning.

Under the shocked gazes of the fat man and the thin man, Yi Man stood up and dusted himself off.

"You... didn't faint?" The fat man pointed at Yiman and said in shock.

Yi Man neatly tied her loose hair into a high ponytail. She ignored the fat man's words. After stretching her muscles, she raised her fist and swung at Xiong Da while the two of them stared at each other.

Xiong Da immediately fell to the ground, raising a cloud of dust.

Yi Man shook his sore fist and stepped forward to grab the brown bear's little ears. The sound was very ethereal in this quiet cave. Both humans and animals were horrified by the sound.

"Mimi, Mimi, Laozi Shu Dao San, stand up and look directly at me!"

Bear: "( ??? ? ??? ) 嘤嘤嘤~" It hurt from being hit, and his mother didn't even hit him, but he was bullied by a two-legged beast, which ruined his reputation as a bear for the rest of his life.

"Labour and Capital Shu Dao San..."

"Ho... (I'm here.)"

Fat man and thin man: "?"

Their worldview is completely shattered today. They robbed a Sichuan girl.

Labor and Capital Shu Dao San is very effective for both humans and animals in Sichuan.

Ding dong, the animal conversation function has been triggered. Can the host use this function immediately?

Yiman: "?"

Beating a bear actually triggered the animal language function. Oh, I am really grateful to these two unlucky guys today for allowing her to get the buff that understands animal language.

Yiman immediately responded and used it immediately.

Ding dong, the host's ability to listen to animal language begins to take effect.

In an instant, the sound of the brown bear crying and begging for mercy and flattering came to Yiman's ears.

"Two-legged beast, beautiful two-legged beast, I realize my mistake, please spare my bear's life!"

"Xiong Xiong, I'm very wronged. I was woken up even though I was sleeping well. Xiong Xiong, I'm so angry when I wake up. Please forgive me once. I'll give you my favorite honey... 嘤嘤嘤嘤."

Yiman: "..."

Who knows, how would you feel if a brown bear weighing more than 200 pounds was licking at you?

My dear, it’s very scary!

Yiman touched its round head and coughed a few times: "It's okay for you."

Bear: "e?(?＞ ? ＜)? 3"

"The honey is mine."

Xiong: "(??Benefit?)"

The brown bear compromised, and rubbed his head against Yiman: "Two-legged beast, bear, I want to eat that fat two-legged beast, roar..."

It also stuck out its tongue at the fat man, a drop of saliva dripped on the ground, and its eyes shone when looking at the fat man's body.

Fat man: "!"

Was he an illusion? When it looked at him, its eyes lit up like when it saw food.

"Bear Bear wants to eat..." The brown bear rubbed his head against Yi Man again.

Yiman patted its round head gently and said angrily: "His meat smells bad and doesn't taste good."

The bear lowered his head aggrievedly: "What bad intentions does the bear have? He just wants to eat a two-legged beast..."

Yiman: "..."

She doesn't let you eat it because it's for your own good. If you eat him, you should go to the Bear Planet.

When the fat man saw the interaction between Yi Man and the brown bear, he was even more frightened. Yi Man must have been frightened, and he actually started talking to the bear.

I really think I am a bald guy who can fight against Little Bear.

The thin man was a little clever and wanted to slowly climb out of the cave when Yi Man wasn't paying attention.

Just after climbing a few meters, the brown bear bit me on the butt again.

Bear: "It's soft and delicious..."

Yiman: "..."

Why do you like to grab other people's butts? You don't need face, kidnappers need face.

"Let go of those meatless ribs, go in and come back with your honey."

Xiong: "Can you not give me honey?" He tilted his head and acted coquettishly.

Yiman stared at it coldly and proudly: "Labour and Capital Shu Dao three, one"

The brown bear turned around and ran away, crying as he ran: "Mom, humans are so scary. Brother Black Bear really didn't lie to me. Two-legged beasts are the most terrifying creatures in the world."

"Mom, mom, the flaming honey is gone, woo woo woo."

Yiman: "..."

Are the inner dramas of animals also so funny? If she hadn't been able to read bestiality, she wouldn't have known that animals would complain about humans in their hearts, and they would look for their mother out of fear.

Before the brown bear came back, Yi Man tied up the two kidnappers and secretly used the Shinshin Technique on them.

I originally wanted to try the effect, and it was extremely nice.

The two have shaken up everything in their lives, and netizens are taking advantage of the kidnappers this time.

Yiman sat down against the wall and waited for the crybaby to come back.

The fat man was the first to have an attack. He smiled obscenely and said, "Hey, hey, I slept with my sister-in-law, and my sister-in-law has been my lover for three years."

"The babies she gave birth to were all my children. My eldest brother thought they were his children and raised them like treasures. What he didn't know was that he helped me raise the children, hehehehe."

Yiman: 6, the kidnapper still knows how to play.

The fat man continued: "Sister-in-law not only has a relationship with me, but also has relationships with several men. They are..."

After the fat man named the men one by one, Yiman's eyes were full of interest.

Su Qingqing's father is also in it. Alas, your circle is really good at playing.

The thin man here also spoke in a daze.

"I have ten girlfriends and five boyfriends, and they all love me very much. We often play together as five men and women, and we use all kinds of interesting tools. One of the girls injured herself because I was too fierce. I killed her, and she is still getting an intravenous drip in the hospital."

"I also like widows very much, especially widows whose mothers are beautiful. My cousin-in-law was a widow before, but I snatched her into bed, and now she is my woman."

Yiman: Exciting...

Netizen: Exciting...three views exploded.

The fat man lowered his head and said, "I like to steal the smell of my own shit. Whenever I poop, I collect the shit and smell it. I feel uncomfortable if I don't smell it for a day."

Yiman: "..."

The world is so big, there are many wonders, everything is normal.

Slender man: "I like to eat leftovers from shit. If I don't eat for a day, I feel itchy all over. Because a Taoist priest told me that leftovers from shit can cure all diseases and prolong life."

Yiman: The diversity of biological species is normal. China is such a big country, so it’s normal to have a few weird ones~

Netizen: "Tie Q."