I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Well... be gentle, it's so annoying!" A delicate voice came from the dark jungle.

Yiman: "?"

"It's a dark and windy night, which pair of wild mandarin ducks are harmonizing their lives?" Yiman was talking to Gaga with her consciousness.

"You must be in Su Qingqing's team. Today's young people are young and energetic. It's normal to like to find excitement!" Gaga drooled while flipping through the pornographic book in his hand.

"Let's go over and take a peek... Bah, let's study it." Yiman changed her tune in time.

"You're just bragging, and you're still doing research? I don't believe you haven't seen the video on the Great Harmony of Life!" Gaga said insultingly to her.

"What are you doing? I'm a young girl. How can I watch those dirty things that only crooked people can watch!"

Gaga, who was drooling while watching: "..."

Yes, you are the only one in the world, you are serious, he is not serious, he likes to watch, what man doesn’t like to watch! How could he be the special one?

After Yi Man groped over, he squatted in a bush, pushed it aside and looked at it quietly.

The two white bodies were intertwined and moving, and the harmonious sound echoed throughout the dark and indistinguishable jungle.

"Hmm... be gentle. I have to deal with Yi Man every day. I can't let her think something is wrong." He said with a breathy voice.

Yiman had a flash of inspiration.

Is Su Qingqing having an affair?

No, are you so horny?

However, hearing her voice definitely sounded like she was over-pleased.

"Host, are you so serious that you want to practice with Qi Wei?" Gaga's mean tone sounded suddenly.

Yiman gave it a white look and was speechless: "Please don't be so sloppy!"

"A mere man is not worthy of me sleeping with him. If I want to sleep with him, I should sleep with someone above 185 and with eight-pack abs, okay?"

"As a person, you should have a bigger picture. If you sleep with one, you are sleeping. If you sleep with ten, you are sleeping."

quack:"……"

Dad, who can sleep with men better than you? One day you will die on a man’s bed!

However, Gaga still advised: "There are more and more bad men now. You have to be careful and don't be deceived."

Yiman kept her eyes on the two entangled bodies and replied speechlessly: "Where are there too many?"

quack:"?"

"It's been this amount for so many years, don't talk nonsense with your eyes open."

"It's very difficult for Su Qingqing. In order to favor herself with resources, she has already sent herself to bed."

"Sometimes I look for my own reasons. How much warmth have I given to bad men over the years? Have I given all bad men a home?"

quack:"……"

Look, in order to sleep, I made a famous joke about Li Moumou, and it had to be you, Sister Man.

[Sure enough, you need to take supplements if you stay up late. There are two cheating lovers having a wild fight in the jungle. 】

[The night was too dark, so I couldn’t see who it was, but who doesn’t like to watch free short videos? 】

[Wow, this scream is so exciting that even a woman like me feels like my bones are going soft. 】

[It’s midnight, why are you acting like a thief if you don’t sleep? 】

Suddenly, the screen in Yiman's live broadcast room went black.

Netizen: "?"

The screen appears and the live broadcast contains pornographic information.

Then netizens started to cry out, wanting to put the video reviewer on the glass to clean it.

[Hey, I’m looking at you in amusement, you actually blocked me? Ahhhhh! Damn bitch, if you don’t watch free videos, you are so ungrateful! 】

[Woo woo woo, I’m not sad at all (sunglasses emoticon, tears streaming behind the sunglasses)]

[Take off your sunglasses if you can. 】

[Damn it, you just showed me this when I entered the live broadcast room? Come on, take the auditor out and kill him! 】

[Where is my posture? Tell me quickly. Where is my posture? (anger)】

The auditor who was already sweating: "⊙﹏⊙"

He didn’t want to either, but the country’s policy forced me to ban it! Woohoo, he's just a little auditor, what's wrong with that?

Gaga persuaded: "Host, why don't we leave? Peeping is a bad behavior."

Yiman stuck her butt out, looking fascinated, and replied to him perfunctorily: "You go, from now on you walk on your single-plank bridge, and I'll walk on my invincible widened hall, bright and awesome Clas Yangguan Road."

Gaga: "Host, why are you here, just to watch others play in the wild?"

Yiman: "Didn't I tell you? I didn't guess it. Who do I blame for my stupidity?"

"If I had known earlier, I would have stewed you in the iron pot, so I wouldn't have been asking questions here!"

quack:"……"

Someone is coming! Whoever gives him a rope, he will hang on a branch now and slaughter himself for free. You don’t have to do anything, and he can also eat a goose stewed in an iron pot!

"Ah...I'm going!" The charming voice made Yiman's bones soften.

Yi Man: 6

If I had known earlier, I would have asked the directing team to get their cell phones back, take pictures, save them in a photo album, and take them out in the dead of night to study the method of human reproduction.

The man kept moving and growled orders: "Hold it, do it again!"

"I'm so tired. Let's do this tonight. What if someone finds out?" Su Qingqing's body couldn't stop trembling, and she breathed hot breath out of her lips.

"What the heck, there's not even a ghost!"

"Why, you are so happy, I haven't fed you yet!"

"You must satisfy me tonight..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the man's movement posture changed, and Su Qingqing's screams were heard louder than the others. (What posture, I will make up my own mind...(┯_┯))

Yiman: "..."

6 Ah, this posture must not exhaust Su Qingqing to death! It’s great to be young, I just like difficult movements.

"Host...Host...I want to see it too..."

After hearing the difficult posture, he became energetic and asked immediately.

"Go away, what are you kids looking at? Are you not ashamed?"

Gaga defended: "I'm not... a child. I'm fifty years old."

"You are fifty years old and you are still so stupid(?w?)hiahiahia is really a talent!"

quack:"……"

Whoever is willing to assassinate Yiman, I will pay 100,000 yuan and give you a fat goose!

"Ah, don't kiss there..."

Yiman: Where, let me see~

At this time, Qiwei came back with something in his arms. He looked at Yiman sticking her butt out.

He walked over and patted her: "Manman..."

"Snapped."

A slap in the face.

Qi Wei: "..."

Is he at fault? Come here and get beaten.

Yi Man also reacted at this time, her eyes trembled and she said: "Qi...Qi...Wei, are you okay? I didn't mean it!"

"Who told you to take pictures of me? I'm so scary!"

Qi Wei was a little embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, I was rude."

"What are you looking at?"

Qi Wei looked towards where Yi Man was looking and saw two white bodies.

Qi Wei: "..."

"Don't look at it, dirty." Qi Wei tried to cover Yiman's eyes.

Yiman continued watching: "No, I haven't seen enough. I can't sleep at night anyway, so watching some action movies can help me sleep."

Qi Wei: "..."

It has to be you, you are such a talent.