I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Roar... (Twolegs, I'm back.)"

The brown bear came back with honey in its mouth. It walked to Yiman, rubbed it, and placed the honey in front of Yiman.

Yiman became more playful and stroked its head several times.

It feels good in the hand.

A fur coat made of fur must be very warm!

Brown Bear: "!!"

"Two-legged, don't use me as a coat, I haven't asked for a wife yet... woo woo woo."

Yiman: "I have never eaten bear paws in my life, otherwise..." Yiman looked at the brown bear that was rubbing against her with hot eyes.

Brown Bear: "!!"

The Twoleg is so scary, it wants to use its skin to make a coat, and it also wants to eat its bear paws.

Hey, Hey, Hey, Xiongxiong is finally asking for a wife, so he can’t get rid of her.

As a result, the brown bear acted even harder in front of Yi Man, and even exposed its belly for Yi Man to touch.

After Yi Man touched it for a long time, a light suddenly appeared in the cave.

Yiman knew that someone had come to save her. Yiman stood up and said to the brown bear who was acting coquettishly towards her: "Go back, I have to leave first."

"See you next time."

Bear: "Twoleg, I'll play with you next time."

Yiman tugged on his soft ears and said, "Okay, remember not to hurt other innocent two-legged beasts, you know, otherwise my fist will let you know why honey is so sweet."

The brown bear shrank his head: "I know."

So, the brown bear twisted his fat body and walked away.

At this time, the rescue team also came, as well as several police officers.

Qi Wei also came. He hurriedly stepped forward to support Yiman and looked up and down while asking worriedly: "Is there any injury?"

"I brought medicine, if you..."

"It's okay, I'm fine, but the two people next to me may be in a bad situation." Yiman said with a guilty conscience.

After all, it was all her fault that they looked like ghosts and humans, so it was normal to feel a little guilty.

Qi Wei looked at the two people who were still talking to themselves and frowned: "Death is not a pity."

"Come on, let's go out."

The police came forward and detained the fat man and the thin man. They were uttering random words while being escorted out of the cave.

When Yiman returned to the camp, Shen Hewan came forward with red eyes: "Manman, you worry me to death. I really thought you were going to be voted out."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Yiman helped Shen Hewan wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, smiled and said gently: "Mom, don't worry, your daughter is blessed with great luck and will not die!"

"You've been kidnapped, and you still have the guts to laugh at me."

"Yes, sister, although I know you won't be cheated, but if you are really cheated, you must first transfer all the deposits in your account to my bank card, and then you will be cheated."

"Sister, to be honest, I'm worried about you..."

"Money."

Yiman: "..."

Who can take this heartless brother away and give him free of charge, preferably Siberian potatoes?

Shen Hewan: "..."

Who needs a stupid, heartless, money-loving pig to take away? Free shipping, shipping included, priority shipping in Siberia.

Chen Dan walked over hurriedly and said with concern: "Yi Man, just hope you're okay. Ever since you were kidnapped, I've been terrified, for fear that something might happen to you!"

"Now that you have returned safely, I am relieved!"

If something really happened and his skin was broken, his boss would not be able to peel off his skin!

Fortunately, Yiman is very brave and can fight bears and even frighten bears. She is really a strange woman!

A policeman saluted and said gratefully: "Miss Yiman, these two kidnappers are the professional kidnappers we have been looking for. Today they were finally arrested! Special thanks to Miss Yi for helping us capture the bad guys!"

Yiman smiled slightly: "Uncle policeman, you are ridiculous. You are the people's good policemen. You go all the way to catch the bad guys. I should follow your example!"

"If it weren't for the hard work of the people's police to maintain social security and peace, I would only have fulfilled a small responsibility!"

After hearing this, the policeman looked at Yiman with approval in his eyes.

There are not many stars in the entertainment industry who have such understanding!

After returning, he will discuss with the captain to award Miss Yi a banner!

Finally, the police uncles escorted the fat man and the thin man, who were still dazed and talking nonsense, back home.

The incident of Yiman's kidnapping has almost come to an end.

After Shen Hewan gave Yi Man a few instructions, he also returned to the tent to catch up on his sleep.

Chen Dan also went back home.

Only Yi Hua was still there, staring at Yi Man with big eyes.

"Why don't you go back to sleep? Do you want to be a panda?" Yi Man asked.

Yi Hua said in a rare serious tone: "Sister, I'm actually really worried about you."

"I know, money!" Yi Man replied first.

Yi Hua said seriously and sincerely: "Sister, no."

Yiman's heart suddenly skipped two beats.

When did this kid change his gender? I'm really worried.

This kid has indeed matured a lot since he went to college!

So, Yiman waved her hands and said sheepishly with a smile on her face: "Oh, as long as you have the intention."

"Sister, don't let anything happen to your golden thighs, otherwise my pocket money will be cut in half."

Yiman: "..."

Your uncle, how dare you play tricks on me!

If you don’t give me a punch, my surname will not be Yi!

Thinking about it, Yi Man raised his fist and wanted to swing it at Yi Hua's handsome face.

Yi Hua tilted his head and dodged Yi Man's fist. As he ran, he turned around and said, "Sister, I'm a black belt in Taekwondo. You want to beat me? In the next life! Just a little bit!"

Yiman: "..."

She had forgotten that this kid still had a black belt in Taekwondo.

This matter should be over soon.

No, no, that bitch Su Qingqing hasn’t given her any punishment yet!

So, Yiman told the cameraman not to follow him and walked to Su Qingqing's camp.

Yiman forgot that the invisible camera above her head was still filming.

Qi Wei, who had just returned, quietly followed Yi Man after he saw her leaving.

Yiman called to Gaga as he walked: "Gaga, do you have anything like those in the mall?"

"I want to buy a white robe and a fake tongue and a wig!"

Because in the dark night, Yiman was not talking to Gaga with her consciousness, but directly talking to her in reality.

Qi Wei, who was following in the dark: "?"

What does she want these for? But it's not far from his camp, so he has it. It was given to him by a fan before, and he keeps it well.

Therefore, Qi Wei put aside the tracking matters and returned to the camp to get what Yiman needed.

After turning off the shy little video, Gaga said solemnly: "Host, because you haven't collected sand sculpture points by yourself for a long, long, long time. You all rely on the system to send you tasks!"

"The value of the sand sculpture is not enough to open a shopping mall!"

Yiman: "You mmp."

"Host, what do you want to do? Being sneaky, like a thief!"

Yiman went to Su Qingqing's camp and there was no light at all. It seemed that everyone was sleeping more soundly than a pig.

This makes it easier for her to do things.

Suddenly, in the clean night, there were some sounds that were seriously inconsistent with the darkness of the night.