I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Under Qiwei's strong and strong rejection, Yiman finally stopped thinking about Qiwei sitting on the free-falling throne!

I thought that Qi Wei had escaped. When he was extremely excited, Yi Man said a fatal word.

She looked at the swinging pirate ship with interest, and her tone of voice was full of interest that could not be concealed.

"Handsome guy, I'll give you a good guy card and ask you to accompany me on a pirate ship!"

When Qiwei looked at the pitiful shouts of the pirates with a pale face, he immediately retreated in his heart.

"How about... say goodbye!"

Qiwei spoke very slowly, and his clear enunciation was weak and a bit long, as if he was afraid!

He also gently tugged on Yiman's shirt, looking down at Yiman with a pair of phoenix eyes pleadingly.

"The pirate ship is neither high nor fast. Why not play with it? We come to the amusement park just to enjoy all the entertainment activities. Are we here just to watch others play? Sorry, I don't have that interest!"

Yiman did not back down because of Qiwei's fear, but became more determined to play with him!

Qi Wei's face looked very pale in the sun. After all, he almost vomited out his intestines just now. He moved his pale lips and tugged on Yiman's shirt, with a bewitching tone in his voice: "This pirate ship, as long as you don't play with it, , I will transfer five thousand to you immediately!"

When Yiman heard this, her unwavering eyes immediately lit up.

"Sure?"

"Don't think I'm poor, don't lie to me! After all, I am also a housekeeper!"

Qi Wei: "I won't lie to you, I rarely lie to others!"

"You can transfer that business to me now. I won't believe you until the money arrives. After all, poverty is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I am the poor one!"

Qi Wei took out his mobile phone and actually swept 5,000 yuan to her.

"Five thousand yuan received in Alipay!"

Yiman immediately became more energetic when she heard this voice, and when she looked at Qiwei, she felt that he was very kind-hearted.

Yiman raised her head and smiled at him with extremely sincere eyes: "Actually, I didn't want to play pirate ship in the first place. I lied to you. Who told you to lie easily!"

Qi Wei: "..."

[Is the Great Movie King dumbfounded? Sister Man is so mean! 】

[Five thousand, five thousand (screaming) If it’s me, I can’t even wait for him to take out his phone, I’ll pay him off directly! 】

[Yiman, isn’t it too materialistic? Qiyingwang is not related to her, so she still wants to take the five thousand? 】

[Wow, upstairs, that five thousand was not credited to your account, you are so sad! 】

[This kind of clown, just look at it as a clown, but for those with a heart, everything will be dirty! 】

……

Qi Wei was not angry, but smiled helplessly: "As long as you are happy!"

In the end, because Qiwei was afraid of exciting things, Yiman took him out of the amusement park and went to a hot pot restaurant.

As soon as Yiman sat down, she ordered a super spicy and light hot pot soup base!

She also asked the cameraman to sit down and eat together, but the cameraman said: "Work makes me happy!"

Yiman: "..."

Dear migrant workers, you are a good role model for migrant workers, keep it up!

After a while, when the food was almost ready, Yiman started eating.

The super spicy soup base made her eat it and fan it with her hands.

[Wow, Sister Man eats so deliciously! My saliva has already soaked my bed! 】

[I really want to eat hot pot, but I am young and live a life where my monthly income is one hundred thousand but ninety-eight thousand, so I can only swallow my saliva as a comfort. 】

[I'm probably a poor guy, I can only watch Sister Man show off! 】

[Last night a thief came to my house to steal money. I spent the whole night looking for him with him, not to mention hot pot! 】

……

Yi Man did not forget to say to Qi Wei: "This has a light soup base. You just finished vomiting, eat the light soup!"

Qi Wei kept looking at Yiman eating so much, and he suddenly felt like he wanted to try it.

So, he took a piece of beef roll from the super spicy soup base and put it in his mouth. Before he could swallow it, he choked on the chili pepper and coughed. Seeing this, Yi Man handed him a tissue and said, "I told you that you just finished vomiting and can't eat spicy food. It's okay now. If you try, you will die!"

“A little curiosity is a good thing, but too much is counterproductive!”

Qiwei endured the numb and spicy feeling in his mouth and swallowed the beef roll. After taking the tissue handed over by Yiman and wiping the red oil from his lips, he picked up the boiled water next to him and drank it straight. , I still feel a burning pain in my throat!

Yiman ate another piece of beef roll, and when she saw Qiwei's blushing face, she laughed out loud and said, "Your face is as red as a monkey's butt!"

"Tell the truth, are you my cousin from Emeishan?"

Qi Wei had just recovered and heard Yi Man hurt him like this. He pretended to be angry and said, "I can't even stop your mouth while eating!"

Seeing Qi Wei's face turned dark, Yiman thought for a while, but didn't find out where she was wrong. She simply apologized and said, "Don't be angry, just listen to my excuses and I'll make it up for you!"

"Tiezi, we are not rich, we don't have money to spend, we are just casual acquaintances, don't pick and choose!"

Qi Wei: "I'm 188."

Yiman: "Huh?"

"It's you who's not tall, it's not me who's not tall. I'm 188, but when I put on my shoes, I'm 190."

Yiman: "..."

Yi Man was silent now and concentrated on eating.

She is 165, so what qualifications does she have to speak against others? She doesn't even deserve a key!

Qi Wei saw Yiman's shriveled look and bulging cheeks, and the corners of his mouth rose unconsciously.

Tsk, he seemed to see a pig feeding.

After a hot pot meal, Yiman and Qiwei returned to the B&B.

As soon as she entered the door, Yi Man met Su Qingqing's eyes.

Yiman: "?"

Who is Su Qingqing? Are you going to be a monster soon?

There were also doubts in the live broadcast room from Yiman's perspective.

[Su Qingqing came out so soon? Didn't he say that he and Duan Xunliao would have lovers and eventually get married? 】

[Su Qingqing is so hard to kill! 】

[Although some marketing accounts revealed that she slept with her, there was no real evidence, and secondly, Su Qingqing was the daughter of the Su Group, so how could she be killed so easily! 】

[What should I do? I saw her appear on the show and I don’t want to follow this variety show anymore! 】

……

Yiman sat down not far from Su Qingqing. Originally, Yiman thought that since she was not looking for trouble, she would just wait and see what happens.

Unexpectedly, Su Qingqing's habit of feeling uncomfortable if he didn't act like a monster for a moment would be brought to the extreme.

Su Qingqing looked at him with a smile, and said with a generous curved lip: "Manman, what happened before was my fault. After the police uncle's persuasion, I have changed my ways and will never make such low-level mistakes again. Please forgive me Manman!"

"Although it's a lie that you sleep with me, it's true that you act like a celebrity. I hope Manman can keep a low profile when he's on the set!"

Yiman glanced at her, and she twitched her lips with a smile: "Oh."

Su Qingqing almost couldn't keep the smile on her lips. She forced herself to smile calmly at Yi Man: "Man Man, the police have taught me about the seriousness of spreading pornographic rumors. I also know my mistake and will never make the same mistake again. Wrong! Please forgive me Manman!"

Yiman listened calmly and smiled coldly: "Oh."

Su Qingqing: "..."

Bitch woman, don't be ungrateful. She has already put down her dignity and apologized. You have to forgive her even if you don't forgive her!

Su Qingqing took a deep breath, stepped forward, gently took Yi Man's arm and said softly: "Man Man, you will forgive me, right?"

[Qing Qing is already begging her, but she is still embarrassing Qing Qing! 】

[Who doesn’t make mistakes? Qingqing just said the wrong thing and didn’t cause any harm to the vase. It’s just that the vase is pretentious! 】

[Qing Qing is begging you to forgive me. Yi Man, you bitch, please agree, otherwise, Qing Qing fans will never let you go! 】

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After fans of Yi Man saw these disgusting words, they started doing it without saying anything.

[Although Su Baihua’s stupid fan’s brain is about the same length as his rectum, don’t put everything in it! 】

[Brain fans are cheap and smelly! 】

[Idiot fans buzz after smelling Su Qingqing’s shit all day long. Is it a fly? 】

[Su Baihua is just a pile of dog poop pulled by wild dogs on the roadside, attracting flies that love to eat dog poop! 】

Fan who loves to eat shit: "..."

Madhu, the scolding was so filthy!

Su Qingqing's fans never scolded Yi Man's fans this time, because fans of Yi Man didn't speak the truth and would quarrel with anyone they saw. Even a dog passing by would get a slap from them!

Su Qingqing curled her lips and then said: "As long as you are willing to forgive me, I am willing to do anything for you!"

Yiman was quiet for a few seconds, then she held Su Qingqing's hand away without changing her expression and said, "Okay, you disappear in front of me right now!"

"After all, I have never seen such a green lotus flower. It really emerges from the mud and remains unstained."

The smile on Su Qingqing's lips paused for a moment. She looked at the camera, which was still recording, and smiled again with a wave of eyes: "Hahaha, Manman is really good at joking! But girls, after all, it's better to be more reserved!"

Yi Man felt that it was ridiculous, and she chuckled: "Thank you for the compliment, there is a poem that suits you very well!"

Su Qingqing: "What kind of poem is it?"

Yi Man: "I don't know where the human face is, but the peach blossoms still laugh at the green tea!"

[Hahahaha, I was laughing so hard! 】

[Is Su Qingqing good at knitting sweaters? It looks like she is good at knitting! 】

[It’s none of her business whether Sister Man is reserved or not. I think she should eat less salt. I think she has nothing to do! 】

[I’ve never been disappointed with Sister Man’s sarcastic words! 】

Sand sculpture value +100

Sand sculpture value +100

……

Su Qingqing: "..."

Yi glanced at her lazily, then turned to Qi Wei, who was still weak but still watching the show, and said, "Have you seen enough?"

Qi Wei walked up to her, looked down at her, and smiled at her softly: "I've seen enough, I'm so bored!"

"After all, I have trypophobia and I can't get close to people who are too narrow-minded!"

Yiman: "What a coincidence, so am I!"

Although Qi Wei didn't say these words to Su Qingqing, in her opinion, Qi Wei was talking about her.

Su Qingqing looked at Qi Wei with affectionate eyes, folded her hands in front of her, and said with a pitiful expression: "Qi Wei, I was really wrong. Please help me and persuade Manman to forgive me. If you can't get it, Forgive me and I don’t want to live anymore! 嘤嘤嘤!”

[Su Baihua: Brother~Sister, I don’t want to live anymore~Brother~Brother~]

[Brother~ I don’t believe you look at me with empty eyes~ Brother, please let me survive~]

[It’s too cold, please cover Su Baihua with more soil and stop jumping around! 】

……

Qi Wei said impatiently: "Do you live in Dunhuang? There are so many murals!"

"If you can speak, speak well. If you can't speak, go to the dog table!"

Su Qingqing was so stimulated by Qiwei's words that she took a few steps back. Her eyes were hot, and a line of free tears slowly slid down her little face. Her voice was ethereal: "Qiwei, given our relationship, are you going to just sit back and watch?" ?"

"It's obvious that I was wronged, but you went to help outsiders! So what does our relationship this year count?"

Netizens who were eating melon immediately became energetic.

【relation? What's the relationship? Is the actor Qiwei so horny that he likes this Su Baihua? 】

[She, Su Baihua, wants to be a human being, want to become an immortal, be born on earth, want to go to heaven, and when she sees a man, she wants to seduce him! 】

[Is Su Baihua spreading rumors that her relationship with Movie Emperor Qi is unusual? Her face is so big, it can accommodate thousands of mountains and rivers! 】

[Those upstairs, you are just jealous that Qingqing can find such a good husband! 】

[Speechless statement, have Su Qingqing’s fans installed GPS? Do you know Su Baihua’s positioning? My mouth feels like I've taken laxatives, and it sprays out when I open my mouth! 】

Qi Wei seemed shocked by what she said. Their relationship?

They had only met a few times on the set, and she brought it up on her own, making it sound as if they had an inappropriate relationship!

If I don't explain it clearly today, I guess this green tea stick will kidnap their relationship!