I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Because she was too tired last night, Yi Man immediately fell asleep on the bed when she returned to her room, forgetting to cover her camera lens.

Therefore, more than 100,000 people were watching Yiman's live broadcast room online while drooling and falling asleep!

[The years are quiet and peaceful. It turns out that I, who have insomnia, feel envious when I see people sleeping! 】

[Sister Man is so beautiful, she looks like Sleeping Beauty! (suck)]

【What a nice view! It is truly a miracle as beautiful as the golden ratio of Venus. I wish I could cry and scream out from under the Five Elements Mountain with a whoosh, run all over the Five Mountains, climb Mount Everest, come to a spiral and kneel down to cry for your beauty to the point of shock, my soul will leave my body, my internal organs will tremble, and I will burst into tears. Forming the Yangtze River, Yellow River and Pacific Ocean, nourishing the whole of China]

[(Hands on the wall) "Beauty, are you willing to marry..." (The paint is still wet) (Leaves in a hurry)]

[Netizens, can you be more normal? What did you shoot? I’m convinced, not a single one of them looks bad (drooling)]

[People upstairs, please give me a break! (Hands together)】

Suddenly, Yi Man sat up in bed and said in a daze: "Handsome boy, you taste so good!"

Then, the person fell down and fell asleep again!

【6】

[What kind of tiger and wolf words is this? 】

[Handsome guy: Sister, did you sleep well last night? Why does my waist hurt?]

[Yi Man: I’m a little hungry, I miss you a little, and I want to order takeout for you! 】

Sand sculpture value +10

……

At noon, Yi Man sat up from the bed and closed her eyes. There were three little stupid hairs on her head, and she scratched her itchy head with her paws from time to time.

Yiman said in a daze: It's so itchy. Am I going to have a brain?

It took a lot of effort for Yiman to open her stubborn eyelids, and her eyes felt hazy. After she got off the ground slowly, she grabbed a few pieces of clothes and entered the bathroom with her afro.

When he came out, he had changed into a different person. His hair was tied up into a fluffy high ponytail. His eyes were clear, and he no longer looked like he had just woken up and was half-dead!

The upper body is a floral shirt covered with small red flowers, the lower body is wearing a pair of dark gray short jeans, a pair of white thick-soled sneakers, a black baseball cap on the head, and a pair of The big sunglasses cover half of her face, revealing her slender and smooth chin, and a wicked smile hanging on the corner of her mouth, which makes her look slightly listless, but it also shows her sexy and simple fashion!

There was another lick on the barrage.

[Wow, simple and casual outfit, Sister Man is so beautiful! (Slobber)】

【Ah ah ah ah ah sister! ! ! ! (Flying away) (Knocking away other puppies) (Fighting with other puppies) (Coming back with a bruised nose and face) (Wagging tail) (Hold in my wife’s arms) (Climbing on my wife’s chest) (My wife coaxes) (And Meimei Tie Tie)]

[Hello madam, I am a shark who is stunned by your beauty. Can you take a photo of a stunned shark with me? 】

[Netizens upstairs, can you take back your drool that has turned into rivers? 】

Sand sculpture value +10

Sand sculpture value +10

……

Yiman weakly looked at the camera and walked out of the room with a bright and charming smile.

This smile once again angered the old perverts on the Internet, who started yelling and screaming.

Yiman went out to the hall and saw Qiwei drinking coffee and reading documents. After sitting down next to him, Yiman flattered him: "Qi Wei, you are so beautiful. I am not praising you, I am just reminding you." !”

Qi Wei: "?"

What are you going crazy about at noon?

Yiman moved her butt closer to him again, looked at Qi Wei with expectation in her eyes, and her tone was bewitching: "Qi Wei, the best actor, do you want to go out? Go out and hook up with the little wild cat!"

Qi Wei: "?"

He smiled lazily and said noncommittally, "No, I'm very introverted. I'm a little scared of the little wild cats!"

Yiman stared at his handsome side face with a lewd smile: "It's okay, I'm very outgoing. When I see a little wild cat, I will pounce on it!"

Qi Wei: "?"

[I'm very introverted. I don't dare to kiss a handsome guy directly. I can only watch him for 800 meters! 】

[I am also very introverted and dare not hold other people’s boyfriends’ hands when I go out on the street. 】

[I just look at you like this, talking serious nonsense! 】

Sand sculpture value +100

Sand sculpture value +100

……

Yi Man blinked at Qi Wei, with a small face as big as a palm and a pair of dark, clear and stupid deer eyes under the curved eyebrows, she slightly curled her lips with pear dimples on her cheeks: "Handsome Qi, do you want to go to the amusement park? "

After Qi Wei looked at her clothes, he smiled softly: "Are you ready?"

Yiman: "Are you going? I invite you. It's rare that the program team gives us a day off. Let's go out for a while!"

"Why did you invite me?"

"Because you are easy to cheat!"

Qi Wei: "?"

When Qi Wei was stunned, Yi Man dragged his arm and stood up and said, "Let's go, handsome guy, don't force me to slap you when you are happiest!"

Qi Wei: "..."

In the end, Qiwei compromised and went to the amusement park with Yiman! The cameraman also followed them with a camera!

The live broadcast continues.

[Sister Man and Best Actor Qi are a good match! 】

[Today’s Best Actor Qi Da didn’t wear a suit, but wore a jacket. I’m so handsome! 】

[It feels like they are dating...]

Yi Man pointed at the roller coaster and said with great excitement: "Let's ride the roller coaster, handsome man!"

Qi Wei looked up at the fast roller coaster, feeling a little frightened. His tone was a bit withdrawn: "Yi Man, why don't we say goodbye! I can't imagine how sunny and positive I would be if I fainted while riding the roller coaster. energy!"

"Hiss!" Yiman covered her face and took a breath, looked at Qi Wei and said, "No, are you afraid? A grown man, afraid of riding in a small car?"

Qi Wei couldn't sympathize with Yiman's feelings at all, so he looked away and said, "What's wrong with men? Men can also be afraid of things!"

"Don't you have anything to fear?"

Yiman seemed to be wondering what she was afraid of, and finally came to the conclusion: "It's really nothing!"

Qi Wei: "?"

"It's better to ride a roller coaster than endure hardship!"

"Sometimes if you don't push yourself, you won't realize how useless you are!"

Qi Wei: "As for what you said, I don't have no choice but to die!"

Yi Man's expression was calm, even a little polite, but not much: "Coward!"

Qi Wei was aroused by her words, as if he was willing to risk everything: "Come on, let's play, who can play with you?"

After saying that, he pulled Yiman onto the roller coaster next to him. He sat upright, closed his eyes and looked like the world was unfair to him!

After Yiman fixed herself, she put a miniature camera on her head and said a few words to him: "Hey, yo, yo, don't you want to sit down? Why are you more impatient than me?"

"A man who talks nonsense~"

Qiwei automatically closed his ears and waited quietly and anxiously for the roller coaster to set off.

The roller coaster moved slowly, and Qiwei's nervousness reached its peak.

If he fainted during the car ride, he couldn't imagine how embarrassed he would be!

[I didn’t expect that Qi Film Emperor would be afraid of riding a roller coaster! 】

[It was so fun to see him bungee jumping before! I don’t see him being that scared! 】

[Speaking of bungee jumping, he was pushed down by his bad friend. His screams were so frightening that all the feathers of the bird fell out! 】

[Turns out it was fear of screaming, I thought he was screaming with excitement! (Hands together)】

[Qi Wei: “I won’t say another word until a lawyer comes! 】

……

At the highest point.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ I want to die~"

Yiman's little face was blown by the strong wind and she couldn't open her eyes, but her voice was extremely excited and screamed: "Say goodbye to all the troubles! Say hello to all the troubles!"

"You can still breathe, and you can look forward to the future!"

"If you can wake up in the morning, sleep at noon, and eat at night, you will have a bright future!"

Qi Wei, holding back the vomiting feeling in his stomach, weakly said: "Yi Man, you can shout while riding in a car, you are outstanding!"

Yiman: "Handsome guy, what's wrong with you? Who bullied you? Tell me who it is and I will worship her!"

Qi Wei's face was as pale as paper, and his hair was wet with sweat and stuck to his forehead. His expression was hazy, and his words were weak: "Yi Man, the world is as big as yours, but it's not as big as your wicked heart!"

Yiman pretended to be dead: "Ah? What did you say? I can't hear you. I'm a very cold person."

"No, that's not right. Being aloof is my protective color, being sick is my last resort!"

Qi Wei: "..."

Help~yue…

Finally, this torturous roller coaster ride was finally over, and Qiwei vomited into the trash can as soon as he got off the car!

Yiman patted his back gently and comforted him in a gentle voice: "That's not right. How can someone who likes bungee jumping get vomiting after riding a roller coaster?"

After Qi Wei finished vomiting, Yiman handed him a tissue and said, "Why are all the movie kings in the novels I read so powerful? How come you are so useless?"

Qi Wei looked like a miserable beauty after being bullied. He took the tissue and glared at Yiman angrily: "Because I am not the best actor! Because I am a crazy person!"

"Let me make it clear that I was pushed down from the bungee jumping! Don't get me wrong!"

Yiman: "..."

She felt too guilty to look directly into his eyes: "Hey, hey, let's exercise our courage!"

"Handsome guy, you are such a nice person, why don't you try to be a good person again??"

Yi Man took one look at the exciting movement of free fall and was eager to try it. He blinked his big eyes at Qi Wei, as if to say, Qi Lang~ come and play~

Qi Wei: "..."

Qi Wei's heart stopped, and his stomach seemed to have received the order, not long after he spoke.

"Goodbye...yue!"

Yiman's attention was all on the free-falling motion, and she patted Qiwei's back casually. Unconsciously, she patted Qiwei harder!

Bang bang! Judging from the sound, the slap on the back was very hard. Qi Wei also wanted to spit out his intestines.

"yue...yue...Yiman...yue stop!"

Yi Man was startled, raised her little paws, and seeing Qi Wei's expression of almost dying but unable to die, she exclaimed: "Handsome guy, I'm sorry, I did it on purpose, you villain don't remember good people's faults!"

Qi Wei: "?"

Who is the villain and who is the good guy?

What I’m most afraid of is that when I open my eyes tomorrow morning, guess what? Hey! Gah!

[I really can’t stop laughing, I’m afraid that he will die young due to being played by Sister Man! 】

[What do fans of Qi Film King think about this? 】

[It’s so exciting. He can still play with Sister Man. It’s a blessing he has cultivated for ten lifetimes! 】

[What do you think? Let's put it this way, as long as you don't die, it's a good thing! 】

[My wish is very small, only five words, treat him well! (Hands together)】

Yiman helped him up. Qiwei's face looked even paler under the sun, and he looked at Yiman with empty eyes.

"Why don't you go back!"

"No, I haven't played Free Fall yet. I can't be so selfish and play it by myself!"

"You are a handsome boy, I want to play with you!"

"With a handsome guy to play with, free falling is more cost-effective!"

Qi Wei: "..."

Go back tonight to choose a cemetery, take a shower, tidy up your appearance, and sleep peacefully.