I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"My friend said that her friend has a friend. The woman's husband is very rich, and the husband has a sister. Her husband has a cowardly character, and his parents-in-law are very stingy and vicious. The woman wants to control her parents-in-law. She wanted more money to sleep with her father-in-law. Later, after telling her mother about this, her mother did not blame her. Instead, she turned around and slept with her daughter's father-in-law. Then her mother-in-law found out and came to fight with her. No. Knowing that her mother had deceived her, she slept with her father, her mother and her father-in-law, and her father and her mother-in-law. They interacted harmoniously and slept when they had time. Later, her mother became pregnant. She belonged to her father-in-law, and her mother-in-law was also pregnant. Dad, and then we raise the children together, I was completely shattered after hearing this!"

After hearing this, Yi Hua couldn't turn his head around. He frowned and asked, "This... I don't understand. This relationship is too complicated."

Yi Man ate it with gusto. The melon really shocked her, but she was also a person who had experienced strong winds and waves. How could she feel like she was bursting because of a family melon?

"Go on, don't pay attention to him. It's hard to understand with his IQ."

The girl paused for a moment and then said: "The next one is more bloody. You wouldn't even dare to write a novel like this."

Yi Hua raised his eyebrows in displeasure and asked solemnly: "No, I haven't understood it yet? Are you going to talk about the next one? Don't play around like this!"

Yi Man frowned slightly, and a hint of disgust crept onto her brows: "Who can blame me for being stupid? I don't understand that you are stroking it all by yourself. We are still planning to eat a melon!"

"If it doesn't work, when you get home, ask mom to make you some pig brain soup to replenish your brain."

Yi Hua's expression was very serious and he said reluctantly: "No, no, you have to tell me the relationship between the two, otherwise I will keep making trouble like this!"

Yiman frowned slightly and replied to the girl with a slight smile: "I'll eat the melon later. Now I have some housework that I need to deal with in time."

The girl laughed out loud and said: "Oh, okay, then you should be gentle. This child is young and has something in his head. It's so pitiful."

Yi Hua realized that he was about to die. A look of sadness appeared on his face, and he clasped his hands to Yi Man: "Sister, my dear sister, let me go, I don't dare to do it anymore."

"I know the relationships inside, not only the biological mother and father-in-law, but also the biological father and mother-in-law, I understand them all."

Yi Man's fist was already hard and there was no reason to let him go.

So, in Yi Hua's fright, Yi Man grabbed his little ear and said angrily: "Do you want to die? Just say it and I can help you!"

Yi Hua cried out in pain and her face turned red: "Sister, I don't dare anymore, I promise."

Yiman let go of her hand, not forgetting to give him a slap in the face. Yiman looked at her quietly, pouted, and looked aggrieved.

A smile appeared on Yiman's face again and she said: "I'm sorry to make you laugh. I have a stupid brother at home, so I can't help it!"

The girl also had some joy in her words: "Then let's continue eating melon. I guarantee you will enjoy eating this melon."

Yiman's live broadcast room has exceeded 300,000 people, and the barrage is full of words saying "Let's talk, let's talk, let's talk."

The enthusiasm of netizens is rising.

The girl's voice slowly came out of the microphone, with a sense of storytelling in it.

"I am now an intern in a financial company, and the boss and deputy manager of our company are married!"

"But the deputy manager is a man. More importantly, the deputy manager's boyfriend is the manager, and the boss's ex-boyfriend is the director of the finance department!"

"For some unknown reason, the deputy manager and the chief manager broke up. The two started fighting in the company. Did my boss just break up with the director of the finance department? He is now anxiously in need of a substitute to replace the director. Then the boss went to break up the fight. I don't know. Why did the boss and the deputy manager kiss each other? This kiss was so big that it made the manager and the director of the finance department so angry that they started to quarrel on the spot."

"In the end, the company staff called the security guard, and they stopped. The key point came at the end. The boss and the deputy manager were in love. The deputy manager went to the boss's office every day to have sex with each other on the pretext of delivering documents. They were affectionate and affectionate. When the manager and the minister met, they were furious. So they went out to get drunk, and then they went to bed and started talking!"

"From then on, the manager and the head of the finance department liked to um um um in the men's room, you know!"

"The boss may have gotten married because he recognized the deputy manager. The manager and the director of the finance department still couldn't let go of the newlywed couple, so they came to the boss and deputy manager's wedding room on the grounds that they would love them for the last time. They had no idea that there was a camera in the wedding room. It was originally used to record the wedding room. Unexpectedly, they were allowed to use it first, so the manager and the accountant The minister performed the mystery of life in front of all the guests.”

"I was in the guest seat at that time, looking at the naked bodies of two white men on the big screen. At that moment, I was completely shocked. It was also the first time that I knew that I could eat melons. It’s hot!”

"What happened to them later?" Yi Hua asked anxiously.

"Later, in order to show that he was a good and considerate boss, the boss did not blame them or resent what they did on his bed, so he had sex with the deputy manager."

"The manager and the director of the finance department felt that they should not be too far behind, so they got married a week later, and also invited the boss and deputy manager."

"The reversal came. The boss and the deputy manager felt that they had to retaliate in kind, so they also attacked the wedding room of the manager and the director of the finance department. Their behavior was just shown on the big screen, and the guests were all stunned. .”

"In the end, in the finale, the manager and the director of the finance department also forgave them, and it was even more explosive. In order to show that they had found the person they love, the four of them had a great harmony in the wedding room. I hope that after this, Everyone can live in peace!”

After the girl finished speaking, Yi Man and Yi Hua had complicated expressions on their faces, which were exactly the same as the expressions on Venus when watching Deng Chao dance.

Netizens have grown up, and it is the first time they have eaten dog blood melon, which can only be seen in novels, but they actually eat it in reality.

[Let me go, these four people can play, and the guests must be part of their play. 】

[Don’t tell me, this melon is the most explosive I have ever tasted, Ah Xin, my ears! 】

[Actually, the world is so... big, and talents are everywhere. It’s okay to have the patience to understand it, but I don’t have that patience. 】

[To be honest, what she said, the direction of the development of things I encountered was not consistent with what she said! 】