I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Sister Man, these two melons of mine are quite powerful. Have they made your eyes light up?"

Yiman held her chin and nodded: "It's interesting, not bad, I learned a lot today!"

Girl: "Sister Man, I can't believe it either, but this is happening around me, I have to believe it."

Yi Hua gnawed on melon seeds and asked, "Do you have any other melons? I haven't heard enough!"

"I was really bored to death in college. There was nothing but games. I finally got something to eat today."

"I have to go back to school tomorrow, it's so annoying!" Yi Hua said, a little rudely, throwing the melon seed shells on the table.

The shell just happened to collapse onto Yiman's arm, and Yiman's eyes were sharp and warning.

"Ok?"

Yi Hua was immediately frightened. He shrank his head and said in an accusatory tone: "Sister, I don't want to take this course at all."

Yi Man looked at him quietly and said, "It's useless to tell me. You have to tell your parents. Don't spend the whole day talking about the elder sister and the younger sister. I'm bored if you find it annoying."

The girl was a little unhappy when she heard the atmosphere on the other side. She quickly said: "Sister Man, I'm going offline first. I still have some documents to process. I'll be waiting for Sister Man's signature. Bye."

"Little brother, I wish you good luck, bye."

The girl cut off the connection, and Yi Hua, who was called little brother, had a face that turned into a ripe apple, and he didn't even dare to look at Yi Man.

Yiman sneered: "She's so shy when she calls you little brother. If she calls you husband, wouldn't you have a nosebleed to death?"

"Idiot, idiot, brainless."

Yi Hua, who was insulted by her sister: "..."

Why are you a little shy when a girl calls you "little brother" for the first time? I'm shy and I didn't offend you. You're in trouble here!

If you weren't my sister, I would have used my Foshan shadowless kick to kick you away and put you side by side with the moon.

Finally, Yiman said to the fans: "I will donate the money from the gifts you gave me to build schools in mountainous areas and buy tables, chairs, and books that children need in the name of comics fans."

"The income from the previous live broadcasts was donated in the name of fans. The income was donated directly to the school without going through intermediary channels. This can prevent some of it from not reaching the school."

[Wow, Sister Man, you are so kind, woo woo woo, thank you on behalf of the children in the mountainous area. 】

[Suddenly, compared to those Internet celebrities who make millions a day, they look so low! 】

[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Sister Man, I'm so touched. Why don't you create a charity foundation! I donate millions. 】

[Yes, we believe that Sister Man will not stuff donations into her own pockets like some charity organizations in the name of doing charity. 】

Yiman also saw the barrage and spoke.

She smiled and said, "Okay, that's it for today's live broadcast!"

"Goodbye, everyone."

After Yiman turned off the live broadcast, she collapsed on the chair like a mess.

She turned to look at Yi Hua and said, "Go to school well tomorrow and don't skip classes for me!"

Yi Hua nodded and replied perfunctorily: "I know, I went to school hard and graduated successfully!"

Yi Man stood up, touched his head and said, "Good night."

Yi Man left the room. Yi Hua's eyes were confused and he touched Yi Man's head and murmured: "This is the first time I see my sister being so gentle against me."

“I won’t wash this end tonight, I’ll keep it as a souvenir!”

……

Day two.

Everyone returned to the jungle and started filming the second phase.

Chen Dan walked over with a smile and said: "Today we are going to start the second mission. I believe everyone is looking forward to this mission very much, right?"

"Hehehe, I'm looking forward to it too, today's task is very simple!"

Korean song despised him to his face: "Every time you say "simple", it's annoying every time!"

Chen Dan's smile faded and he said seriously: "Isn't this easy? Are you going to get third place?"

Han Yuge snorted coldly: "I want to see how easy today's task is?"

Chen Dan said as if you were just waiting to see, "Then let's take a look!"

"From now on, form a team with your mother, and whoever completes it the most wins!"

So, Yi Man took Shen Hewan's hand and said with a smile: "Mom, it seems this bald guy is going to cause trouble!"

When Chen Dan heard Yiman call him a bald egg, he not only didn't care but also said: "Today's task is mainly about IQ, so today the program team will give you questions to answer!"

"The questions include various types. As soon as the program team comes up with the question, everyone rushes to answer it. Whoever answers the answer the fastest will get ten points. There are ten questions in total."

"Each group has two chances, one for you and one for your mother. If you answer incorrectly twice, you can't answer again and can only wait for the next question!"

"The top three winners can sleep in a sea-view villa for one night, while the bottom three can only sleep in a tent."

"The mission has begun, please find a place to sit!"

After everyone was ready to answer the questions, Chen Dan came out with a piece of paper and started reading the questions.

"The first question is, who created the "Preface to the Lanting Collection"."

"Please answer!"

When Shen Hewan heard this, he said very confidently: "It's Director Jay!"

When Chen Dan heard this, his expression was hard to explain: "No, next one."

Su Qingqing rushed to answer: "Tao Yuanming."

Chen Dan even rolled his eyes at her: "Tao Yuanming knows his stuff. He is a loudmouth when he comes to your bedside at night. Those who are uneducated should be beaten!"

Su Qingqing was a little angry when she saw that Chen Dan only caught her and scolded her, but she pointed at Shen He and said, "Isn't she more outrageous? She may not even know who Tao Yuanming is!"

"If you are stupid, don't take me with you. Tao Yuanming is the one who created Peach Blossom Spring. How could I not know that?"

Su Qingqing couldn't answer, she was so angry that her head was almost smoking.

At this time Han Yuge stood up and said: "Wang Xizhi."

"Congratulations on the Korean song for getting ten points."

Han Yuge looked at Su Qingqing proudly and said: "This is a cultural person, learn from it!"

Su Qingqing: "You..."

So Su Qingqing threw the heat on Chen Dan: "Hurry up and tell me the second question, you're so annoying."

Chen Dan didn't care about Su Qingqing and started talking about the second topic.

"Why are most longevity villages located halfway up mountains?"

Su Qingqing answered confidently: "Because it is built on a mountain and people have lived there for generations."

"wrong answer."

Korean song replied: "Because they like to live in the mountains."

"wrong answer."

Shen Hewan: "Maybe it's because the mountains are rich in resources? The scenery is beautiful?"

"wrong answer."

Qi Wei, who had been silent for a long time, said, "Because they walk on mountain trails every day to exercise."

"correct answer!"

Shen Hewan wailed: "What kind of weird question is this? Are you making random questions?"

"Hey, don't talk nonsense. This is a serious geography question. It can't be wrong!"

Korean song: "Huh? Geography questions, that's normal. Geography is called metaphysics!"