I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

At night, Gu Chenfeng, who had been pretending to be dead, appeared.

The guests were also waiting in the lobby on the first floor for Gu Chenfeng to announce the theme of tonight's task. Because Su Qingqing was physically and mentally injured after talking to the lawyer, she was called back by her agent and would be absent from the recording for two days.

Gu Chenfeng talked about this tonight.

"Qingqing and Xunliao have something to do and will not be recording the show for the next two days. Although they are not here, our show must continue to be recorded!"

"So, tonight's task is to go back and think of a wish, and then put it into the wish box on the first floor tomorrow morning."

"Guests will gather on the first floor at eight o'clock tomorrow. Whoever is late will have double the task!"

"Who doesn't understand anything?"

Yiman was like a good child who listened carefully in class. She raised her hands, her big eyes filled with confusion.

"Director Gu, can we write any type of wish?"

Gu Chenfeng: "Yes!"

"Easy or difficult?"

Gu Chenfeng: "No matter!"

"Okay, thank you, Director Gu. I hope Director Gu won't paint me a cake, because I have it on my face myself!"

Gu Chenfeng: "?"

Is he really untrustworthy? Before he became a director, he relied on his looks to make a living. Unfortunately, he couldn't get enough to eat, so he gave up and changed his career to become a variety show director. Now that his character is still being questioned, it is simply a shame!

Gu Chenfeng said a few more words: "Don't eat too much for breakfast tomorrow. Just eat a little. Otherwise, you will overeat and you will not be able to complete the task, and you will be looked down upon!"

Yiman raised her hand again, and Gu Chenfeng's heart trembled, but he still said calmly: "If you have any opinions, please tell me!"

Yi Man looked at Gu Chenfeng with bright eyes and said nonsense seriously: "Director Gu, what you just said was too general. As long as I make myself round enough, no one will look down on me!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

After living for so many years, I found that the organ in the body that has the worst endurance is the heart.

Gu Chenfeng resisted the urge to punch someone, and gave Yi Man an ugly smile: "Do you always talk so much nonsense? You can't stop for a while, just for a while!"

Yi Man shook his head and denied: "What I said seems to be nonsense, but it is nonsense. You don't understand!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

I am speechless, he is not nothing, and there is Yi Man who will send him away anytime and anywhere!

[Hahaha, I could feel Director Gu’s speechless expression across the screen. He even wanted to beat someone up, but he still held back. He really made me cry to death! 】

[It makes me laugh so hard, Sister Man can talk serious nonsense all the time! 】

[Sister Man even raised her hand to ask a question. She is clearly a good student. She really gave Director Gu a psychological training before asking questions. I cried to death! 】

……

In the end, Gu Chenfeng didn't want to talk too much. In fact, he didn't want to face Yi Man anymore. As soon as she spoke, his blood pressure soared. He was only 25 this year and he didn't want to die young!

After Gu Chenfeng left, Yi Man yawned, stood up, stretched, said good night to everyone, and went upstairs while yawning.

My dream tonight is to buy a bus and take fifty men for a ride!

She is also quite speechless about herself. She is not sleepy except when it is time to go to bed, but she is so sleepy at other times!

After Qi Wei saw Yi Man leaving, he slowly followed her upstairs.

When Yiman was about to enter the room, Qiwei called out to her. Yiman's eyes were filled with tears because of yawning. She turned to look at him and said a little fiercely: "You'd better be okay, don't force me to slap you when you are the sleepiest!"

Qi Wei: "..."

Qi Wei saw that Yiman kept yawning and holding back everything he wanted to say, so he spat out: "Good night."

Yiman frowned: "That's it?"

Then he said angrily: "You wasted my five extra minutes of sleep!"

After saying that, he entered the room and locked the door.

Qi Wei: "T_T"

Being killed.

Then he glanced at the closed door and returned to the room feeling aggrieved.

He stopped her just now and wanted to add her on WeChat, but when he saw her yawning repeatedly, he gave up the idea of ​​asking for WeChat tonight.

It's a joke to say it. After being under the same roof for so long, he still doesn't have her WeChat account. If it hadn't been for what happened to Su Qingqing today, he wouldn't have realized that he didn't have her WeChat account.

I have no choice but to ask her for it tomorrow. It will be easier to contact her as a friend.

……

At eight o'clock sharp, all the guests put their wish notes into the wish box.

Gu Chenfeng cleared his throat, looked at the guests and said, "Let me tell you about today's mission! Since everyone has written down their wishes, today's mission is not to be a team, but to complete the mission individually. Whoever wishes, the person who is drawn will fulfill it! Whoever’s wish is not fulfilled, today everyone will eat pickled vegetables and give them white porridge!"

"Director Gu, if your wish is too outrageous or weird, can you abstain from voting?" Mu Zhining asked.

Gu Chenfeng retorted to her: "If it's not excessive or weird, it wouldn't be called a wish!"

"Director Gu, I think it's a bit unfair that one person didn't fulfill his wish and everyone was implicated!" Chen Muchi thought for a long time and finally asked about the imbalance in his heart.

Gu Chenfeng retorted: "Otherwise, how can you be active?"

"If any of you have any questions, feel free to ask. Anyway, that's how the game is played today. Anyone who doesn't agree will eat pickled cabbage and get plain porridge!"

For a while, no one had any opinions, and then everyone started to make wishes.

The first one to smoke was Yiman.

Yi Man casually pulled out a small note and read it aloud: "Help the farmer uncle clean the pig pen, cow pen, chicken and duck pen."

"Who, whose wish is so evil!"

"I asked why the weather is so sunny today. It turns out it was my wish that made me speechless!"

[This wish is poisonous. Whoever cleaned the pig pen last time wrote the wish! 】

[Chen Muchi: Hunting time! 】

[Sister Man, this person seems to be strong, but he will still go crazy if he is fucked by a pig! 】

[I feel like Chen Muchi will trick him. 】

……

After Yiman sat down, Qiwei stood up to draw lots.

"Bungee jumping alone!"

Qi Wei: "..."

Qi Wei looked at Yi Man and smiled sadly: "Did you write it?"

Yiman suddenly opened her eyes wide and said with an expression that said, "No, it's not me. My character is not that bad!"

[I remember Xiaobao likes exciting sports, I think this wish was written by him! 】

[Sister, the truth is out, Xiaobao really loves bungee jumping. The paparazzi wanted to film him for scandals, but they secretly wanted to film him queuing up at a bungee jumping resort before dawn! 】

[Oh, I feel sorry for the Best Actor for half a second. I just experienced coming out of the gate of hell yesterday, and today I am going to visit the Hall of Hell again! I'm depreesed! 】

This wish was really written by An Xiaozhi. He raised his hand cautiously and said in a soft voice: "Teacher Qi, I'm sorry, I wrote it! After watching the video of Teacher Qi bungee jumping, I think Teacher Qi also loves bungee jumping." It’s a bungee jumping sport, so I wrote this wish with a sense of luck, hoping that I could get it from you. I didn’t expect that I was really lucky and got my wish from Teacher Qi! I hope Teacher Qi can have fun!”

Qi Wei: "..."

Is there a foul language that should be scolded?

Qi Wei couldn't curse but could only silently accept this wish!

Chen Muchi read out the wish he drew.

"My wish is to help me fulfill the wish I drew today!"

Chen Muchi: "?"

He immediately complained to Gu Chenfeng: "Is this wish considered a wish?"

Gu Chenfeng: "Of course it counts. Otherwise, why is it called a wish?"

Yiman stretched out her little head and looked at Chen Muchi and said humbly: "Thank you for your hard work, Muchi!"

Seeing Yi Man's proud face, Chen Muchi didn't understand anything. This wish was written by Yi Man!

[Chen Muchi has already decided where to bury Sister Man! 】

[In all circles, I, Chen Muchi, appear again. This time it is a super upgraded version. I can clean them all by myself! 】

[Sister Man can be chic again today! 】

[Let me just say, Chen Muchi might have tricked himself! 】

……

The next person to smoke was Wu Chuyi.

"Help the farmer uncle break the corn until it's all broken!"

Wu Chu broke off the corn and the others breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was normal and not weird!

Wu Chuyi asked again: "Who wrote this wish?"

Qi Wei said calmly: "It's me. Yesterday I saw a farmer uncle breaking corn on the road to my B&B. Although there wasn't a lot of corn, I thought he was so old and needed someone to help him, so I wrote this wish. , I’ll tell you the farmer uncle’s address later!”

When Wu Chu heard the words "Although there is not much corn", the joy in his eyes could not be concealed.

"Ok!"

This time it was An Xiao's turn.

"Help me purchase the necessary items?"

Mu Zhining raised his head and said with ecstasy, "Find a tool man to help me buy things!"

An Xiaozhi: "?"

[Xiaobao, aren’t you just going shopping by yourself? It’s okay. You have grown up. You must learn to help your sisters! 】

[Last time, I spent two hours shopping with my mother. She felt refreshed, but I went to get an injection because of swollen feet the next day! 】

[Xiaobao, it’s okay, this day will pass soon! 】

……

"Go pole dancing?"

Mu Zhining's tone was a bit incredulous. What kind of wish could be so harmful to others?

Wu Chu's cheeks turned slightly red, and he turned his face and said, "Teacher Mu, pole dancing is not difficult, but it's a bit strenuous!"

Mu Zhining: "..."

Do you think this is human language?

It’s true that Wu Meiniang is a widow, making people lose their minds (Li Zhi)

Wu Chuyi bit his lip, looked at Mu Zhining and said word by word: "Teacher Mu, I'm sorry, I just think more people need to see this pole dance!"

"Teacher Mu is a celebrity. I hope you can help me promote pole dancing, because there are fewer and fewer people dancing now, and pole dancing has almost been forgotten by others!"

Mu Zhining: "?"

Isn’t pole dancing everywhere? Why will it become extinct? If you want her to become a joke among fans, just say it directly, no need to make some big sense!

Forget it.

One Hundred Ways to Love Yourself: Pole Dancing.

[I can see from Ning Ning’s body that she wants to die! 】

[Pole dancing may be forgotten, this is the first time I heard it. 】

[Don’t be fooled, the pole dancing Wu Chuyi mentioned is actually juggling...]

[Pole dancing is not included, which is a pity, I still want to see it, (sigh)]

……

After Gu Chenfeng saw the expressions on everyone's faces that wanted to take action but didn't dare to take action, he smiled triumphantly: "Since everyone has got their wish, let's set out to complete the task. We will meet in the lobby on the first floor at five o'clock tonight. Who is late? Whose task is doubled!”

Except for Yi Man, who was smiling happily from ear to ear, everyone else looked like a wilted eggplant.