I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yi Man stared at Qi Wei and said calmly: "Handsome guy, enjoy bungee jumping. It's not like me who is so boring. I lie in bed and sleep in without anyone caring about me!"

"Oh, I sleep all the time when I'm sane!"

Qi Wei: "..."

Did you just come here to say these mean things to him that are annoying and can't do anything to you?

Qi Wei twitched the corner of his mouth and laughed at himself: "Yes, your mental state is a hundred years ahead of mine!"

With a smile on her face, Yi Man yawned and said, "Leave it to time, I'm very sleepy and I'm going to sleep!"

Qi Wei's eyes darkened, as if he had seen through Yi Man, and he said quietly: "Suddenly I feel that you are so lazy!"

Yiman asked: "Why do you say I'm lazy? I obviously didn't do anything!"

"Stop talking, I know you are jealous of me, jealous of me, go bungee jumping quickly, I will wait for you to come back!"

After saying that, he hummed a little tune and turned around to leave.

Qi Wei thought of something and suddenly stopped her and said, "Yi Man, how about we become friends?"

Yiman waved her hand without looking back and said, "Isn't it already there?"

Qi Wei's tone was slightly aggrieved: "No!"

Yi Man turned around and walked up to him again, took out her mobile phone and opened the QR code for adding friends and said: "Add me, I just happened to be bored, I will send a message to Moments to see if you will scold me!"

Qi Wei: "Please stop your wild imagination!"

Qi Wei took a look at Yiman's WeChat nickname and asked: "A mentally retarded cat who loves to laugh?"

Yiman also said: "Turn on your tomatoes? Each other!"

"Only a fool would come up with an online name like this."

"It's boring, I'm going to sleep. The bed is a bed, a messy paradise! I wish you good luck~ Good night~ little brother~"

After saying that, Yiman went back to the room and closed the door.

[Hahaha, it doesn’t matter if I encounter difficulties, I will sleep! 】

[Sister Man, don’t sleep anymore. Sleeping at this hour is not called good night, it’s called laying in the grave! 】

[I don’t dare to sleep because I’m afraid I’ll have to work again when I wake up. 】

[Netizens, please go to bed early and don’t stay up late just because you are ugly! 】

[People upstairs, please shut up. It’s not good to stay up late. I usually stay up all night! 】

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In the room, Yiman was having a conversation with Gaga. They rarely talked. Usually when Yiman was bored and wanted to torture someone, Gaga would come out and bring bad luck!

"Gah, I'm obviously very sleepy, but I just can't sleep. What should I do?"

Gaga scanned Yiman's body in the consciousness space and said, "Go to sleep, your hair doesn't allow you to think blindly!"

Yi Man, lying on the bed looking at the ceiling, eyes empty: "Wuyuzi, why is it so difficult? Life is obviously not easy, but it still puts pressure on me that I should not bear at my age!"

"No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't express my sadness!"

Gaga encouraged her: "As long as you dance well with the hoe, there is no corner that you can't dig out?"

Yiman buried her head in the quilt, too lazy to listen to nonsense, and screamed crazily: "Don't come to me if you have nothing to do, and don't come to me if you have something to do!"

Gaga: "Okay, host, call me if you need anything!"

Yiman was still going crazy on the bed. She suddenly sat up, picked up her phone, and posted a photo of her hair with messy knots on a certain blog, along with a few words.

"I tried to be a funny person, but then I went astray and became a joke."

As soon as Yi Man was released, fans commented in the comment area.

[Sister Man, it’s better not to be a funny girl. I’m really afraid that as soon as the child is born, she will say: I’m out of the nest! 】

[Sister Man, don’t be a joke, work overtime with me, it will make you feel like you are out of your mind! 】

[Sister Man, try to be a part-time worker. When you work part-time, you are empty-handed and start working as soon as the alarm clock rings! 】

[Sister Man, go and be a love brain, talk about people being stupid, talk about people being green, talk about people into pieces, talk about people without friends]

[The guy upstairs, this is a vicious idea, don’t talk about it next time! 】

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……

Yi Man slowly scrolled through the comment area, listening to the announcement sound coming from the system, and watching the fans making funny comments. The depressed and murderous mood just now felt much better.

Yiman put away her phone and lay down on the bed. She threw the phone away and covered her with the quilt. "Bakamaka, good night."

Everyone is trapped in love, but she is sleepier than a dog every day. When she wakes up, they have all returned from completing their tasks!

Alas, the sorrows of man are not alike!

……

In Chen Muchi's live broadcast room, Chen Muchi is working hard to clean the pig pen. In rural areas, raising pigs is another way of income for every family besides growing corn and selling it to factories.

There are a lot of pigs, and there are puddles of pig manure on the ground. Because pig manure is an excellent farm manure, the cleaned pig manure cannot be discarded and must be piled aside intact, and then scooped up with a shovel and put into a dustpan. .

Although Chen Muchi wore two masks, the smell of pig manure still poured into his nose continuously!

At this time, Chen Muchi let the sow and a litter of piglets out, and used a hoe to dig into the soil that was hard pressed by the pigs. The pig house already smells bad. When the soil is dug up, the odor in the soil will spread, making the pig house even more smelly. Although he was holding his breath, he couldn't help but run out for some air. After that, he came back to loosen the soil, and used a dustpan to pile the soil and mushroom waste together. After doing this for two hours, he picked up a dung bucket and carried the dung water from the small dung pit to irrigate the longan tree. .

[Wow, I guarantee with my life that the king of shit pickers must be Chen Muchi, but I haven’t decided whose life it will take yet! 】

[Watching him pick dung is also a kind of fun. My nose hurts for some reason. Someone must be picking pig dung! 】

[To be honest, Chen Muchi looks weak, but he can walk like flying! I really envy Chen Muchi when he applied for a job as a toilet cleaner. He already has the experience of washing pig pens twice! 】

[I couldn’t stop laughing. He probably hates Yiman to death. He originally wanted to trick others and let them feel the power of pig manure, but he didn’t expect that he would feel it himself in the end! 】

[Hey, the pork has escaped! 】

Chen Muchi had just finished picking out a dustpan of pig manure when he saw George running away!

He stopped picking shit and went straight to catch George.

In this way, 100,000 people watched Chen Muchi catch a pig online. The pig failed to catch it, so he fell down and was stepped on by the pig.

The sound of killing pigs resounded in the pigsty.

……

When we arrived at Qiwei's live broadcast room, we saw another scene.

[I pray that the great actor can come back alive. I could feel him shouting his throat through the screen! (Hands together)】

[Where has the cool and funny actor Qi Da gone? Oh ~ I was eaten by Qi Wei! 】

[Social fear + introversion + deafness + myopia = coldness! Who is Qiwei considered aloof? 】

[Fuck me, I pray that the best actor will go back and kill An Xiaozhi tonight, I believe it! 】

Qiwei is afraid of heights. He starts to feel dizzy and vomiting when he stands at high places. After riding the roller coaster yesterday, he has already stepped into the gate of hell. Today's bungee jumping is probably going to be the gate of hell.

If Sister Man were here, she would say something like this to Qi Wei: Qi Wei is a miserable, sick and moaning loser.

……

Unknowingly, the day passed like this, and the guests all returned to the B&B exhausted and slumped on the sofa not wanting to move.

Especially Qi Wei, he seemed to be possessed by a ghost, his eyes were dull, as if nothing could arouse his interest.

Yi Man stretched himself and came down from upstairs. When he saw that each of them seemed to have their souls sucked out, he said something.

"What have you been doing, looking like you've been ripped off?"

Chen Muchi raised his eyelids and gave her a roll of his eyes: "You don't know what's going on? You're asking even though you know it! You are the most laid-back among all the people!"

"You look like a villain!"

When Yiman heard Chen Muchi speak like this, she shrugged nonchalantly and said, "Actually, I'm not a villain. I'm a rare coconut from the coconut tree, the Wo's Mud Coconut!"

Chen Muchi: "..."

Sometimes when I talk to Yiman, I really want to call the police!

"Well, you're all tired. Let me cook tonight's dinner! I'm a five-star chef! I guarantee your satisfaction!" Yiman said enthusiastically, her whole body exuding the urge to try.

Hearing what Yi Man said, Chen Muchi's expression improved a little. He sat up, took a sip of water and said, "Other people's cooking skills are life, but your cooking skills are survival?"

Mu Zhining was so tired that she couldn't even lift her arms, but she still sighed and said, "A beautiful woman poisoning herself at home when she has nothing to do?"

An Xiaozhi's legs were still cramping, and it was difficult to stand up. His tone was stiff: "Teacher Yiman, I'm only 19 years old, and I still have a lot of years left in me. I can't ruin it in your hands!"

Yimanruo curled her lower lip as if nothing, patted her chest and promised: "I have another hidden identity: the little chef, the magic chef. Don't worry, you will feel happy after eating the food I cook!"

Qi Wei glanced at Yi Man lightly, the veins on his forehead trembled, and he pursed his lips and said, "Maybe it's because after eating your meal, I went to the Paradise of Paradise!"

Yiman's standing straight back stiffened subconsciously, and the sky fell, but her mouth was still hard: "No, my agent thinks I have talent in cooking, and she has eaten my cooking many times. Well, I am full of praise every time!”

Sister Ping: "?"

Sister Ping, who was watching the live broadcast, was confused.

When she realized something, she let out a sharp crack in the office!

Ah, Yiman is going to be poisoned. If he is poisoned, it will be over. When all the guests are lying on the bed, her manager will also have to lie on the bed!

She immediately took out her mobile phone and dialed Yiman's number.

Little Ancestor, answer the phone quickly, otherwise it will be a disaster if the food is still there while the person is gone!

Yiman's cell phone was on the bed and he didn't take it down, so Yiman had to take care of dinner that night!

Everyone in the hall watched Yiman enter the kitchen with their own eyes in an uneasy mood, and finally couldn't hold back the wailing sounds.

[Sister Man: Come to my house for dinner, I will poison you myself! 】

[Sister Man: Not only am I pretty, I can also cook, and I’m very good at eating it! 】

[The expressions of the guests are all hopeless. Their sadness, my happiness, and their smiles have been transferred to my face! Hahaha! 】

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