I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yiman returned to the apartment, and soon after she sat down, the door rang.

"Who?"

"it's me."

Yi Man opened the door and bumped into Qi Wei's stiff chest. She touched her nose and raised her eyes to glare at him: "You're fine, why are you so hard?"

However, in a flash, Yi Man changed the subject and asked, "What do you want from me?"

Qi Wei shook his head and chuckled: "You encountered it yourself, and you still blame me."

"I made mushroom and chicken porridge, come here to try it?"

Yiman pursed her lips, hugged Qiwei's arm and said, "Let's go, I happen to be hungry."

After Yiman finished three bowls of mushroom and chicken porridge, he slumped on the chair, touched his belly and burped loudly: "It's so delicious, but I'm also really hungry and can eat everything!"

Qiwei rolled up his shirt sleeves to reveal his strong arms, put away the bowls and put them in the kitchen for washing.

Yiman turned to look at Qiwei, who was wearing an apron and washing dishes, and couldn't help but sigh: "Men who can do housework are so handsome!"

Qi Wei chuckled: "Except for being handsome, which aspect of me do you think has won your heart?"

When Yiman heard this, she really started thinking seriously.

It seems that Qiwei is excellent in every aspect. He respects women, knows how to cook, knows how to do housework, knows how to make money, and is considerate and gentle. I really can't find any shortcomings.

At this time, Qi Wei was washing the dishes and turned around. Yiman's eyes fell uncontrollably on an imaginative place.

Besides, he is quite impressive. Compared with Tom, he is simply excellent.

I don’t know if it’s just good or bad, but it’s said on the Internet that what looks good may not necessarily be easy to use…

When Yi Man's naked gaze fell on Qi Wei's eyes, he smiled slightly.

Yiman felt a little guilty.

After all, it's a bit shameful for her to be a handsome guy with zero experience.

However, when Yi Man thought about Qi Wei standing so far away, she must not know what she was looking at. She didn't need to feel guilty!

So Yi Man spoke to Qi Wei: "I've finished washing the dishes. Why didn't your eyes move just now?"

Just to be safe, test him.

After Qiwei tied off his apron and hung it up, he walked over and propped his strong forearms on the dining table, as if he was holding Yiman in his arms.

Qi Wei suddenly laughed: "I seem to have caught someone... who is greedy for my body."

Yiman's eyes immediately panicked, and the little hands on her belly curled up unconsciously.

It turns out that he knew. If she had known this, she shouldn't have tested him. Now, it was better to shoot herself in the foot.

It’s really too social.

There should be nothing more embarrassing than being mentally caught by someone involved.

Yiman said nervously: "That's definitely not me. I'm a decent woman."

Qi Wei raised his hand and scratched her little nose, and said dotingly: "Yes, you are a gentleman and a little pervert."

"My mind is full of yellow dye."

Yiman: "..."

The only erotic material in her mind was exposed by him. If she wasn't ashamed, who would be?

Although Yiman was very confused in her heart, she calmly said on her face: "Everyone needs some color in their lives. What's wrong? I only fantasize in my mind and don't practice it. You care about me!"

Qi Wei's attitude remained unchanged, but the emotions on his face became richer.

"Thinking too much will be bad for you."

"It can cause memory loss."

Yi Man was startled, grabbed his forearm and said, "Are you serious?"

"real."

"That won't work. My memory has declined, so I won't be able to remember the IDs of good-looking anchors. They are my spiritual food!"

Qi Wei: "..."

After Yi Man said this, neither of them spoke, and the atmosphere became a little awkward.

"Then can you let me go?" Yiman pointed carefully at Qi Wei's arm that was propped up on the table.

Qi Wei stood up and stood leisurely aside, his face flushed.

When Yi Man saw Qi Wei's shy look, the evil factor in her heart appeared again, and she licked her lips.

He was overthinking it, Qi Wei looked very pretty today.

"I have something to do upstairs, please sit here for a while." Qi Wei said again.

After Qiwei left, Yiman took out his mobile phone to watch videos.

Needless to say, Yi Man was watching the borderline video.

Maybe the system also knows what she needs at the moment, and always sends her some videos of coughing and coughing.

Oh my goodness, she couldn't stop brushing it. It just opened the door to a new world for her.

"Oh my God, what's that red belt over my eyes? I'm still naked and kneeling on the ground with my hands tied behind my back, showing my eight-pack abs. I love to see it, I love it so much. What's wrong with a wild boar like me eating something good? "

"This handsome guy with a pert butt in the middle of the dance floor, showing off his abs and twerking wildly. What kind of KTV is this? I want to go and eat something good!"

"Ah ah ah, who told you to wear an apron and expose your broad shoulders and narrow waist to cook? No, if you have the chance, you can instigate Qi Wei to do it too, hehehehe."

Qi Wei, who just came downstairs and heard this sentence: "?"

What did he miss? Why did she make such obscene noises?

"Ah ah ah, who told you to wear gray pants to do push-ups, who told you to wear gray pants to take pictures in the mirror! Ah ah ah, I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to have a nosebleed..."

"It's so annoying. She used to live a life of water and water. Can't I integrate into the colorful world outside for a moment?"

"Hey hey hey, I have money, I want to invite them over, dance for me on my bedside, and watch the live broadcast by the way, for the benefit of all the sisters."

Qi Wei, who heard all Yi Man's heroic words: "?"

Is there nothing else in her mind besides male lust?

Before Qi Wei could react, Yiman laughed again.

"Wow, the white one is so small and cute~"

"Wow, the black one is so big. It must hurt if it hits someone, right?"

Qi Wei: "?"

Qi Wei walked over, grabbed Yiman's cell phone and said in a serious tone: "Watching these videos will damage your brain!"

"Mimi, come here."

A female voice came from Yiman's cell phone.

Qi Wei was stunned. He looked at the screen of his mobile phone. The so-called cute, black and big things were actually a white Bichon Frize and a black and tall Tibetan Mastiff raised by a pet blogger.

Qi Wei: "..."

"What are you doing? Why did you steal my phone?"

Yiman took back the phone and said.

Qi Wei looked aggrieved: "I thought you were watching some videos that are not good for your brain."

"You're stupid, I'm looking after pets."

After Yi Man said something angrily, he sat down again.

Keep watching the video.

"It was the temptation given by Lang~ I sang a love song~"

Qi Wei: "?"

This time he saw clearly that it was a man with abs dancing naked and wearing a pair of black pants.

"Manman~" Manman said with a trembling voice, as if he was about to cry.

Yiman took back her phone with a guilty conscience: "I just looked at it, I didn't like it."

"But you saw it."

"I don't have any collection."

"But you saw it."

"I didn't forward it."

"But you saw it."

Yiman: "..."