I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"I can only see but can't get!"

"But you saw it."

Yiman: "..."

Okay, we can’t talk anymore today, let him do whatever he likes.

It is natural for women to love male lust, and it is not a sign of moral decay. It is the most basic food for life.

He is the only one who, like a monk, does nothing else besides chanting sutras every day, and there is not even a female mosquito around him.

Yi Man crossed his legs like an old man and said as if he had his own difficulties, "Then I will continue to watch. Without the handsome guy, I will have nightmares at night, and you can't warm my bed, so I can only watch a little bit." The video comforts my empty heart!”

"By the way, why are you wearing something so nice?"

Qi Wei was forgotten by Yi Man about looking at the handsome boy, and he wanted to go back to see his grandfather.

He grabbed Yi Man's hand and took the lead in pulling her out the door. As he pushed her into the car, he said, "Come with me to meet someone!"

Yi Man, who was forced into the car, was confused. She looked at Qi Wei in the driver's seat and said, "You really won't let me accompany you on a blind date, will you?"

The broken hair on his forehead blocked the emotion in Qi Wei's eyes and he said, "No, go see my grandpa."

"Grandpa? Why should I go too? Your grandpa and I are not familiar with each other. Going there is nothing more than staring at each other, looking at each other, and embarrassing each other."

Qi Wei said seriously: "He is easy to get along with. He will definitely like you."

"Huh? Do you like me?"

"No way, at my age I can't be your grandma?"

Qi Wei: "?"

"It's a different kind of like!"

It's the kind of love he has for his grandson-in-law, he added silently in his heart.

After getting off the car, Yiman froze on the spot.

This is not a residence, but a courtyard with Qing Dynasty architectural style.

Entering inside, you will see blue bricks and gray tiles, carved doors and windows, and high corners. Every inch of space tells the story of simplicity and tranquility. This courtyard house has a kind of elegance and calmness that goes deep into the bones.

They walked along a small corridor, then along a flower-shaded path, and gradually entered a suddenly open and spacious backyard that immediately appeared in front of them.

Yi Man looked at the surrounding buildings and exclaimed repeatedly: "Suddenly, I feel that my parents' mansion is so low. Compared with your courtyard house, the mansion has been reduced to rubbish in seconds!"

Qi Wei remained calm, he quietly held her little hand and continued to leave the backyard.

After leaving the backyard, a middle-aged man in his forties or fifties appeared in a suit.

The man was polite: "Master, you are back!"

Qi Wei responded quietly: "Yes."

"Where's grandpa?"

The man said: "Master is fishing."

As he spoke, he made a gesture of invitation: "Master, please follow me."

After Qi Wei nodded lightly, he took Yiman and left with the official family.

"Master, the young master is back!" The butler bowed his head and said respectfully.

Mr. Qi snorted coldly: "Huh, I knew he was back, but I thought he died outside!"

The housekeeper smiled and said: "The young master is still thinking about you. Isn't he coming back to see you?"

Mr. Qi put down his fishing rod and said arrogantly: "Go and invite that brat in."

Qi Wei led Yi Man through the corridor wall and came to a pavilion.

The pavilion is in the middle of a pond with lotus flowers in full bloom and lotus leaves.

They walked into the pavilion along the small bridge of various pebbles.

Yi Man saw a little old man sitting upright with a fishing rod in his hand.

Yi Man originally thought that Qi Wei would say hello, but she didn't expect that opening her mouth would hurt her grandfather.

"Are you fishing, or are you fishing for frogs?"

"You don't even have a fishhook, and the frog doesn't even bother to care about you!"

Upon hearing this, the old man retorted: "It is difficult to catch a frog, and it is difficult for my grandson to catch it. Maybe he has grown two extra legs and turned into a frog, which can jump far."

"It would be better for me to raise a frog than you."

Qi Wei: "Then you go raise frogs, and I'll leave."

With that said, Qi Wei turned around and pulled Yi Man away.

At this time, the old man was so angry that he threw down the fishing rod, turned around and yelled: "If you dare to leave, I will jump from here!"

Qi Wei did not look back and continued: "Then you jump, it just so happens that I want to inherit the inheritance!"

Yiman silently gave Qi Wei a thumbs up.

A filial son, you are so filial to me!

"You brat, you'll make me angry once you come back!"

The old man picked up the fishing rod and hit Qi Wei on the body.

Yi Man turned around quickly and said comfortingly: "Grandpa, Qi Wei has changed into beautiful clothes just to come back to see you!"

"Look, isn't he particularly handsome today?"

The old man threw away the fishing rod, his shrewd eyes fell on Yi Man and asked: "Are you his girlfriend?"

Yiman was stunned: "Huh?"

"I don't know?"

Mr. Qi lost his anger and smiled kindly: "Hahaha, you brat, you brought me such a big surprise when you came back!"

"Butler, prepare the food!"

"Yes, sir."

Yiman: "?"

When did she become Qi Wei's girlfriend? Even her client didn’t know!

The old man Jilaishu pulled Yi Man down and smiled kindly: "You look so handsome!"

Yiman argued: "Grandpa, I am not Qiwei's girlfriend, we are just friends!"

The old man smiled cheerfully: "Son, did that brat force you to say this?"

"You don't have to be afraid. You dare to speak openly. I will take care of anything you have to do!" The old man proudly patted his chest.

"No, we are really just friends!"

The old man didn’t believe it: “I don’t believe it, you are the first girl he brought back!”

"You must be talking!"

Yiman couldn't argue: "This...Grandpa, we really are not..."

The old man's gentle smile disappeared: "You brat, just turn around and tell me what exactly you threatened your girlfriend about?"

Yiman: "..."

Old man, you really misunderstood your grandson. We are innocent, but your grandson seemed to have been raped and kissed by her before.

To be honest, she was the one threatening him.

Qi Wei turned around and clarified in a cool voice: "It's almost over."

The old man's eyes widened: "What's so fast? Tell me clearly!"

Qi Wei said patiently: "You will have a grandson-in-law soon."

"Ah? This little girl in front of you?"

Qi Wei didn't respond.

The old man looked at it, thought of something, and scolded: "You can't stand up to two people at the same time!"

"You scumbag!"

"Ouch, my chest hurts because of my anger!" The old man mistakenly thought that his grandson was really riding two boats, so he put his hand on his chest and let out an ouch, saying that his chest hurt because of his anger.

Mr. Qi had long been used to his grandfather's rough and poor acting skills. He sat down and said, "Watch less TV dramas, your brain will be damaged."

The old man complained: "You are really my good grandson. You will be angry with me when you come back!"

"Thank you for your good teaching."

"You brat, you deliberately want to piss me off!"

The old man held his chest again and screamed at the pain.

Yiman: "..."

Is she also part of the play between the grandfather and grandson?