I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yi Man consoled her: "Little cutie, this is not a big problem. There are many unexpected surprises in the world."

The God of Wealth came to my house and cried loudly: "Sister Man...Sister Man, this world has played a joke on me!"

"Wow, wow, I didn't expect that while my parents loved me, they had an illegitimate child outside. No wonder, no wonder they didn't give me a younger brother or sister. It turns out I already had one!"

"Uuuuuuuuuah, why, my life is full of drama!"

Yiman's heart was touched. This poor baby just gave her his father's name. She must trust her father.

"Then...where is my sister now?"

Yiman's expression was hard to explain: "She is also in the same class as you, and she is still the class star."

The God of Wealth finally couldn't speak anymore when he arrived at my house. It seemed like there was a fish bone stuck in his throat, and the only sound left was the sound of washing his nose.

"Oh, it's okay. We're just a classmate and a class star. You won't be bored anymore. You can get together to fight the landlord."

The God of Wealth came to my house and cried loudly again. This cry was even more sad than when he learned that his parents had cheated on him.

"Sister Man...Sister Man, do you think I should expose them? But I'm afraid they will abandon me!"

Yiman couldn't bear to listen to her ardent fans crying and out of breath in the live broadcast room. She said in a gentle tone: "Do they still love you?"

The God of Wealth came to my house and said, "My love, they bought me a big house of more than 400 square meters and a Martha."

Yiman: "..."

Damn, I suddenly feel like a commoner.

Netizens also had the same idea as Yiman.

If there is one more rich person like them in the world, won’t the earth stop spinning?

Yiman continued to calm her down: "You can rest assured that they love you, because they don't love their illegitimate sons and daughters."

The God of Wealth stopped crying when he came to my house and asked in surprise, "Really?"

"real!"

"Your father went out to have sex with your mother while she was pregnant. He had the woman aborted the seed. In order to marry into a wealthy family, the woman secretly gave birth to the child. When the child was a teenager, your father I know, that woman still wants to marry into a wealthy family based on her mother's wealth, but I didn't expect that your father hates the child conceived by a prostitute, so he doesn't take any care of him. "

"Your mother has an illegitimate daughter because she found out that your father went out to have fun. She was so angry that she found three male models in one night. She wanted to touch them, but she got drunk and had sex with one of them. I got pregnant, so I told your dad. Your dad didn’t say anything. He just gave birth to her and then threw her away. Your mother hated this child because it caused her heavy bleeding and she almost died. , so she doesn’t like it.”

"So much so that your sister lives with her father and your brother lives with his mother without interfering with each other. Your parents only pay them living expenses and don't ask anything else."

After Yi Man finished speaking, the God of Wealth came to my house and his head almost couldn’t be turned around after listening to it.

"You mean, my parents didn't care about them when they were born?"

Yiman nodded.

"There is another meaning that my parents really love me!"

Yiman nodded again.

The God of Wealth stopped crying when he came to my house. He smiled and said, "So what if we are an illegitimate child? I am the one my parents love most!"

"However, my parents are really good at playing. I can't imagine that my father, who is so kind and gentle to me, can play so playfully behind my back!"

"He was the first to apologize to my mother!"

After Yiman heard that her tone returned to normal, she also smiled and said: "Little cutie, there are countless dramatic things in life, but always think about the things you like, and then you will be cured."

Afterwards, Yi Man thought for a while and said something.

"Across the stars and the sea, fearless of the world and dust, and always gain clarity and relief."

After the God of Wealth came to my house and heard these words, he nodded solemnly and said: "Sister Man, what I like most is drawing. In the future, I want to draw comics. I will draw comics based on Sister Man in the future. I want to make the whole Everyone in the comics industry knows the name Yiman!"

"I want to draw Sister Man as the most beautiful female star in the entire comic industry!"

"I swear here today, and all netizens testify, that if I can't draw, I will stand upside down and have diarrhea!"

Yiman: "..."

"You... don't have to..."

The God of Wealth came to my house and shouted: "Yes, definitely!"

Yiman: "..."

The God of Wealth came to my house and was shocked again: "Sister Man, I'm going to compete with my parents for favor, or what if the wild boys outside take my parents away!"

Yiman: "..."

Don't worry, your parents have all the property in your name. Even if you get married in the future, you will still have the right to dispose of the property, and the wild boys outside will not get a cent.

"Sister Man, this is my gift to you, please accept it!"

Yiman hasn't responded yet. The screen is full of gift effects, and even her face can't be seen.

Finally, the God of Wealth came to my house to say goodbye and then exited the live broadcast room.

Netizens started posting comments.

[If this little girl faces her parents like this in the future, will she confront her father? All that comes to her mind is the image of her father calling her "Miss" outside~]

[Oh, fortunately, these parents really love this little girl. A house of more than 400 square meters would cost hundreds of millions in Beijing. 】

[Her parents are really rich. The gift the little girl gave to the live broadcast just now was almost one million! 】

[Wow, if you put it like that, I also want to be an anchor. 】

Yiman is handing out the third lucky bag.

A minute later, Yiman read out the ID: "Congratulations, Ma Jiang's wife has won the biggest prize. What does this little cutie want to ask?"

My husband quickly connected to Ma Jiang. She was not a fan of Yi Man, but she still said hello softly.

Yiman felt the man's coldness and knew he was not her fan, but Yiman still asked out of politeness: "What do you want to ask?"

Ma Jiang is my husband: "I want to know, can I still be a fan of Ma Jiang?"

【Ma Jiang? Who is it? What kind of little fresh meat is it? 】

[Ma Jiang, he is extremely handsome and became popular after filming a drama with two male protagonists! 】

[Yesterday I found Ma Jiang Sleeping Powder. Is it real or fake? 】

[It’s fake, a male star who blushes easily doesn’t have the guts. 】

Because she accidentally saw the paparazzi reveal that Ma Jiang slept with fans, participated in concubine selection, gambling, and drug abuse, she still believed him extremely.

Until I checked Weibo and saw a comment that a woman claimed that she was one of the victims and had evidence on hand, but Ma Jiang's company threatened her that if she handed over the evidence to the police, her life would be threatened.

So she came to Yiman's live broadcast room to try her luck and see if she could get online.

Now she was online, eager to know what Ma Jiang had done in private.

She really prayed, that's a rumor not true.