I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yiman raised her head, raised her clear eyes, and said, "He's fine. Don't worry. He's still a cat lover and a member of the Animal Protection Association. He often participates in stray cat rescues."

Ma Jiang is a relatively well-known actor. In the mixed entertainment industry, he has some ability to keep himself clean.

In addition to his good looks, gentle manner and polite manners, some rich women wanted to keep him at high prices, but he refused them with reasons.

Ma Jiang, my husband, felt relieved after hearing what Yi Man said. She rubbed her eyes outside the screen and said vaguely: "Thank you, Sister Man, I can follow him with confidence!"

Yiman: "He can be spread rumors because he has touched other people's cakes. I won't say who it is. Everyone knows it."

This sentence contains insinuations, and many netizens expressed their speculations below.

[Isn’t it Guan Ye who has a grudge against Ma Jiang? Originally, one of the spokespersons was Ma Jiang, but later, for some unknown reason, the spokesperson was changed to Guan Ye. 】

[Ma Jiang stole Guan Ye’s endorsement? 】

[No, it was Guan Ye who stole Ma Jiang's endorsement. 】

[Those rumors on Ma Jiang’s website may be Guan Ye messing with him. 】

[To be honest, I have never been able to appreciate Guan Ye's appearance. He has a high forehead, a big nose, and a square-shaped face. No one will fall in love with him. 】

Guan Ye's fans, seeing that the flames were burning down their rightful owner, united to fight back with swear words below.

[Brother Guan Ye’s good looks cannot be appreciated by you ugly people. As the saying goes, dogs can only eat shit, so how can they eat dog food? 】

[Brother Guan Ye’s official height is 185, while Ma Jiang’s is only 180. They are almost the same when standing together. Ma Jiang must have worn height-increasing shoes for the sake of face. 】

[It makes me laugh so hard. Before brother Guan Ye debuted, Ma Jiang was still working as a gatekeeper in a public toilet! 】

[Fans of Ma Jiang, go to hell, you are useless. 】

Guan Ye's fans are also bully and shy of the strong. They only dare to attack Ma Jiang, who is a junior.

But Yiman and the others didn't dare to attack because this woman would reveal dirty information whenever she disagreed.

If she is offended, dirt on Guan Ye will fly everywhere.

Just because they don't attack Yiman doesn't mean that Yiman doesn't attack them. Yiman is a protective person, and anyone who acts wildly in her live broadcast room will have their skin removed.

So, Yiman said irritating words in a nonchalant tone.

"Hey, I'm surprised to see your bones. Let's use your bones to make a bowl of soup for everyone."

"Ah, no, you only have mouths but can't use them. It's so pitiful. Fortunately, your heads are so big that even the dung beetles would shake their heads and pat their butts and leave."

"Oh, that's not right. Your heads were soaked with water from your shower head. No wonder you are talking about water."

[Yiman, we don’t want to argue with you. We hope you have the vision, otherwise you will end up like Ma Jiang. 】

Yi Man smiled disdainfully. She didn't panic at all about this fool's threat and said with ease: "If Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms didn't need to borrow arrows, you would be a bitch after all."

"You're so mean as to seduce a married woman."

[Tch, Yiman, your more than five million fans are not enough for us to bombard you. If you see fans of Brother Guan Ye in the future, please walk with your tail between your legs. 】

Yi Man said lazily: "It's already dawn, why aren't you wiped out in ashes? It's true that the east is not bright and the west is bright. Whatever you do, you will do the same."

"Is it fun for the second pussy to just smell the male master's underwear?"

[You only have a good-looking face. How about your acting skills? If a dog were to play the role, it would be a thousand times better than you. 】

Yi Man: "Ah, I have a face anyway. Your face looks like a butt. You are the best face on earth. Take a pee and take a look at yourself. You really think of yourself as an angel princess."

"Besides, you're as fat as a pig and why are you moaning here? If you go to a bar to dance like that, people will think you're an electric pig."

"A weirdo who likes to lick her feet and eat her toenails will also point fingers at girls."

Netizens took screenshots of this insulting scene in Yi Man and posted it online, threatening to learn it word for word.

All of a sudden, more people came to Yiman's live broadcast room, all wanting to see Yiman making fun of others.

When Yi Man saw that there were more than 200,000 people in the live broadcast room, his eyes shook, but he quickly calmed down.

She coughed a few times to hide the embarrassment she felt after quarreling with someone.

She explained in the most pale way: "Don't take it seriously. I'm just joking with them. I'm teaching them the principles of life."

"They haven't learned well all day long. Their little mouths are like smearing selu, and they spray it out as hard as they can."

Ma Jiang is my brother outside the screen. He looks like a fangirl when he looks at Yiman. There are stars in his eyes when he looks at Yiman.

She blinked her eyes and said in a soft voice: "Sister Man, I'm going to have a crush on you now. Ma Jiang doesn't smell good!"

"I think ten Ma Jiangs are not as good as one Sister Man. I have decided that I will become a die-hard fan of Sister Man!"

Yiman: "Ah? Is it so casual?"

I saw with my own eyes that her ID changed from Ma Jiang is my husband to Sister Man is my wife, and her avatar was also changed to his avatar.

Yiman: "..."

"Sister Man, look at my avatar has turned into a beautiful photo of you! Sister Man, I love you like a mouse loves rice." Her voice was soft, even a little arrogant.

Yi Manying opened her lips lightly, her expression stagnant: "You have been a fan of Ma Jiang for three years."

Yiman is my wife: "Yes!"

"Now you temporarily jumped into the corner and fell in love with me."

"Let me correct you, it's not temporary, it's permanent!"

"Sister Man, if you are here, I will be there. If Sister Man is not here, I will still be there!"

"It's not that I'm half-hearted, but Sister Man, you are more cost-effective!"

Yiman: "..."

Well, she gained another die-hard fan.

"Sister Man, I like you to curse people. When I hear you curse, my whole body's blood feels so good that I feel so good that I feel so good!"

Yiman: "..."

Oh, okay, from now on in the live broadcast, whoever speaks mean words will be scolded. It’s not that she wants to scold, it’s that the fans want to hear her scold.

"Sister Man, to celebrate my falling in love with you, why don't you tell me about Guan Ye's melons!"

"I believe that I like to listen to it, and so do the netizens in the live broadcast room."

Netizens commented directly on the screen.

Only Guan Ye's fans broke through.

Some knew that they had gone too far and began to apologize to Ma Jiang's fans.

Of course Ma Jiang's fans responded by ridiculing them for refusing to accept an apology for a day.

Yiman also looked embarrassed: "That's not good, after all, he is quite guilty about what he did."

Netizens: "(づ￣ 3￣)づ"

Ma Jiang fans: "(*′╰╯`?)?"

Guan Ye fans: "(?o﹏o?)"

But Yiman's wife is...

Yiman's wife screamed excitedly: "Seriously? That's great, go in and step on the sewing machine, hey hey hey."

"It's better to die in there. If not, it's better to be executed! Hehehehe."

Yiman: "..."