I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

A week later, the filming of Morning and Evening was completed, and the crew specially held a wrapping party and invited all the actors to attend.

Yiman was also invited, but she wanted to find a reason to refuse. Her emo time was up, and she felt sick and couldn't cheer up.

Jingle Bell.

"Hey, if you have something to say, say it quickly. If you're stupid, you'll be able to eat quickly, and if you're stupid, you'll be raped. Your artist's time is very precious!" Yiman answered the phone while lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling.

"Manman, you've rested for such a long time, it's time to go out for a walk."

Yiman rolled her eyes and said, "What kind of variety show did you pick for me? Just do it from the ground up."

Du Ping laughed and replied: "No, I was wondering if you could accompany me on a blind date today!"

Seeing that Du Ping wanted something from him, Yi Man said directly: "Five thousand a day, the price of friendship."

When Du Ping heard this, she started to feel miserable: "Just stay with me. I really can't bear the pressure from my parents. They insist on me going out on a blind date."

"Tell me how to find someone to marry within this year."

"So, I just wanted to deal with it casually."

"So... in order for your agent not to be looked down upon by your parents, not to be disliked by your parents, not to be..."

Seeing Du Ping's attitude of not giving up until she finished speaking, Yiman quickly said: "Okay, okay, you're pitiful, okay! Just tell me a time and I'll come over."

Yi Man got out of bed and started rummaging through the cabinets, and found a set of old and wrinkled denim overalls among the many gorgeous skirts.

Du Ping kissed the phone and said happily: "I'm going to find you now, I love you!"

Yiman: "..."

In the coffee shop, a man in a suit and leather shoes sat upright, with a fat face, single eyelids, and a flat nose. The whole face combined could not find any advantages.

He had already finished a cup of coffee and was getting irritated before anyone arrived.

"Hello, are you Mr. Cai?"

A woman wearing a black coat and wrapping herself into a white ball pulled out the chair in front of him and sat down.

Cai Xun frowned fiercely when he saw Du Ping's outfit.

On a blind date, if you don’t wear a skirt and don’t show anything, who are you pretending to show? This kind of woman looks serious on the surface, but is very coquettish secretly.

Cai Xun thought and said this.

"I don't like your outfit very much. It makes you look cheap."

"You didn't even wear a skirt on the blind date. I think you don't take this blind date very seriously."

As soon as she sat down, before her butt was warmed up, Du Ping was belittled by others about her dressing and grooming issues, and was also labeled as a shit basin for not paying attention to blind dates: "..."

Are you fucking sick?

Du Ping chuckled: "I don't like you living. It seems like you are wasting resources."

"You didn't even try to die during the blind date. I think you disrespected me."

Cai Xun: "..."

Seeing that her bad manager was looked down upon by others, Yiman also said, "I don't like you very much. It seems like you exude bad luck in this cafe."

"During the blind date, you were not even disabled. I feel like you don't take us seriously."

Cai Xun: "..."

Cai Xun touched his nose and said, "I'm sorry, I've always been straight-tempered and I didn't speak through my brain."

Du Ping held her arms and said with a bad face to him: "I'm sorry, I'm also straight-tempered, and I meant what I just said."

"I'm sorry, I'm also straight-tempered. I said what I just said after careful consideration."

Cai Xun: "..."

Damn, on a blind date, how could he meet two vulgar, stupid women!

However, the woman in the black coat was not bad looking and could be considered worthy of him.

The one in white clothes looks like a local girl at first glance, so I wouldn’t even give it to him.

Cai Xun thought like this and automatically ignored Du Ping's words.

He took a sip of coffee, looked up at Du Ping, and said, "Let's get down to business. Let me introduce myself first."

"My name is Cai Xun. I am 30 years old and currently work as a manager in a hotel. My monthly salary is around ."

"So I hope that after we get married in the future, I and you will quit your job and raise your husband and children at home. My salary will be enough to support you."

"Of course, as for children, I require that the first child must be a boy, because he will inherit the family property and pass on the incense. Of course, it is best to have three babies within three years. I think this is very simple for you, right?"

"In terms of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, my mother is relatively strong because she only has one son, so she is more protective of me in other aspects. You should be more considerate."

After hearing this, Du Ping had scolded all eighteen generations of his ancestors in his heart.

She suppressed a sentence: "You have to pee, take a pee and take a look at yourself."

Cai Xun thought Du Ping was praising him, and said proudly: "I don't need to take pictures, I know I'm perfect."

Du Ping: "..."

"Are you sick? Who told you that a blind date is to give you a wife? Who told you that you are so shameless?"

Cai Xun: "Since you are willing to go on a blind date with me, you don't want to marry me because of me. Why are you here on a blind date?"

"I am an older leftover girl. If you have such good conditions as me, just get married."

Du Ping: "..."

"Tsk, cheap man."

Cai Xun didn't care. He pushed his cheek, his lewd eyes fell on her and asked, "How old are you this year?"

Du Ping held back her anger and replied angrily: "Thirty."

Upon hearing this, Cai Xun sneered: "It seems that you have missed the best time to have children, right?"

Du Ping was speechless: "What kind of genes do you have? The shelf life is so short."

Cai Xun: "..."

"My ugly words have come to an end. If you marry into my family, you won't be able to eat at the table."

Du Ping was speechless again: "You can't even afford a table, how dare you marry a wife?"

Cai Xun: "..."

Cai Xun shrugged, looking down on Du Ping: "To be honest, your conditions do not meet my mother's requirements."

Du Ping gave him a cold look: "Are you here to find a partner, or are you here to find your father?"

Cai Xun: "..."

"I'll give you a vaccination. After you get married, women will do all the housework."

Du Ping: "You should get yourself vaccinated first. You are still young and you are very sick."

Cai Xun: "..."

Du Ping became impatient: "Is there anything else? If not, our conversation ends here."

Where did her mother find this weird man? She feels like she will get sick if she stays with him for one more second.

Cai Xun didn't notice Du Ping's impatience. He asked the last question: "When will I sleep?"

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

Du Ping couldn't bear it anymore and slapped his pig face several times.

Then he splashed the coffee on the table on his pig face.

Without saying anything, he pulled Yi Man, who was watching the show, out of the cafe.

Cai Xun wiped his face and saw that everyone around him was looking at him. He was so ashamed that he lowered his head and left the cafe without looking at anyone.

Du Ping returned to the car and complained to Yi Man.

At this time, the car window was knocked.