I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Du Ping was so angry that she pressed down the car window and said in a bad tone: "You'd better be fine..."

When Du Ping saw that it was a policeman, no, it should be a super handsome traffic policeman, he immediately put on a flattering smile: "Traffic policeman, are you okay?"

The traffic policeman was startled when he heard his uncle.

Does he look very old? He is only 25 this year...

The traffic policeman took out a ticket and handed it to Du Ping and said calmly: "Sorry, miss, there is no parking here. This is your ticket."

Du Ping and Yi Man looked at each other and took the ticket. When they saw the fine of 500 yuan on it, Du Ping felt a pang of pain.

She frowned and said, "Uncle Traffic Police, I'll just stop for a while. There's no need for a 500 fine..."

The traffic policeman glanced at her with a meaningful look in his eyes: "Someone reported that he was honking the horn indiscriminately, disturbing people's peace."

Du Ping: "..."

"Hey, traffic police uncle, I accidentally pressed too many times and it was all wrong? Then we drivers have no dignity, right?"

The traffic policeman didn't listen to her cry and said coldly: "Give you a minute, drive away immediately."

"If 500 is too little for you, I can give you a few hundred more."

Du Ping: "..."

Du Ping looked at him with disgust and muttered: "If it weren't for your handsomeness, I would have gotten out of the car and kicked you."

Traffic police: "..."

"You openly provoke the traffic police and then detain..."

Du Ping quickly reached out of the window, grabbed the traffic policeman's wrist and said with a smile: "Uncle traffic policeman, I was wrong, I'm leaving now!"

"My daughter is in a hurry to go to the hospital!"

As he spoke, his eyes signaled Yiman to speak.

Yiman, who became a daughter for no reason: "..."

Even if you get married at the age of eighteen, it is impossible for you to have a daughter as old as her. It is just for the sake of face that you recognize her as your daughter.

Yi Man reluctantly started to act, she covered her stomach and screamed: "My stomach hurts so much."

The traffic policeman glanced at Du Ping and then at Yi Man, who was yelling regardless of his appearance. He waved his hand and said, "You can leave."

Du Ping immediately smiled and thanked: "Thank you, uncle traffic police, I won't park indiscriminately next time!"

Also salute the traffic police uncle.

Then, he turned the steering wheel and left with a smile.

The traffic policeman looked at the back of the car, shook his head helplessly and said to himself: "Don't let me catch you next time. If you do it again next time, you will be fined 1,500."

"Aqiu!"

Du Ping sneezed, she sniffed and said with certainty: "It must be the traffic policeman who was talking bad about me just now! In my opinion, he is not a good person."

"Next time you meet him, go around the road."

Yiman sat in the back, looked out the window and replied: "Obviously it was you who parked the car indiscriminately, but now it's someone else's fault."

When Du Ping heard this, she said angrily: "Is he your agent, or am I your agent?"

"You speak for outsiders, but you don't speak for your loved ones."

"You have been lucky to have me as your manager in your life. If Xiao Hong was your manager, would you still have the leisure to make sarcastic remarks here? She would have tortured you to death and drained you dry. "

Yi Man looked at the scenery outside the window and landed on Du Ping who was driving. She said lightly: "What a pity. I am so lucky. Xiao Hong is not my agent."

"Hey, look how proud you are, get out of the car, you're home." Du Ping stopped the car and urged her.

As soon as Yi Man got out of the car, Du Ping drove away in front of her.

After returning home, Yiman took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and saw Qiwei sent him several messages.

[Will you be together for the closing banquet tomorrow night? 】

[I won’t go back tonight. I’ve already ordered takeout for you. 】

[Supper, I’ll bring you whatever you want to eat. 】

Yiman thought for a while and replied to him sentence by sentence: [I'm going to the finals banquet. 】

[I want to eat spicy crayfish for midnight snack. 】

Qi Wei replied in seconds: "Okay."

In the evening, Yiman got the takeout ordered by Qiwei. After opening it, she found that it was all her favorite food. Yiman couldn't help but feel a little moved.

The meals were cooked by others, the takeaways were ordered by others, and the housework was done by others. He had done this, but she was still considering whether to agree to his pursuit.

When Yi Man thought about it for a while and saw the beautiful and delicious food, he forgot about whether to answer or not, and put all the food in his mouth.

After she showed off everything, she rubbed her big belly and thought about the midnight snack tonight, Yiman went out for a walk to eat.

Yiman walked to a park and saw a group of fashionably dressed aunts dancing in the square.

Yiman thought that she also needed to eat, so she resolutely joined them.

Aunts, when they see a young girl dancing with them, they can't help but take a second look at her. They see that this little girl is pretty, and they also like her a little.

What's more, this little girl has a sweet mouth.

"Sister, you dance too young and energetic."

"Sister, your outfit makes you eighteen again!"

In order to blend in better, Yi Man's mouth became sweeter and she praised her aunt so much that this girl had a posture that could only be found in heaven.

Of course, praising aunt is also out of courtesy~

So, Yi Man praised each aunt again, making them laugh heartily, and she felt more favorable to the little girl.

So they all took the initiative to introduce potential partners to Yiman. When they saw a little girl with a kind heart and a sweet mouth, the aunts liked her very much, and they all recommended their son to Yiman.

"Little girl, do you have a boyfriend? If not, Auntie has one here and can introduce it to you!"

"Hey, little girl, that brat of mine doesn't have a girlfriend yet. How I wish his girlfriend was you!"

"Little girl, my son is the boss of a company and a diamond king. Why don't you consider him."

"Little girl, my son is a civil servant..."

"My son is a doctor of medicine..."

"If there is a question about who should be saved first, my son or I, if we fall into the water, don't worry, I can swim~"

Yiman: "..."

She just wanted to come over and do a square dance to eat up, so why were everyone rushing to introduce her to someone else!

The aunts who live in this community are all rich or noble. I didn't expect that their sons would also be short of girlfriends.

Yiman shook her head and politely replied: "Sisters, I'm still young, so I'm not in a hurry, so don't worry!"

"Let's dance. I recently learned a super elegant dance. Let's dance together."

When the aunts heard that there was a new dance to be learned, they immediately stopped introducing Yi Man to her partner and instead insisted on her asking her to teach them square dance.

Yiman was surrounded in the middle, and the strong and pungent smell of Auntie Men's perfume penetrated her nose, which made Yiman burst into tears.

"Sisters, let me go first, I can't breathe."

The aunts immediately dispersed when they saw Yi Man's face turned red.

Yiman calmed down, took out her mobile phone and connected it to the Bluetooth of the stereo, and then started to take the lead in jumping up.

"Let me love you willingly~"