I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

The man on the right said indifferently: "What I said are all facts. I believe there will be many men who think the same as me."

"Let's just ignore the issue of marrying into the family, okay?" Gu Chenfeng spoke up in time to avoid any dispute between the two.

Mao Lin snorted coldly and said nothing, which was considered to have given Gu Chenfeng face.

"Next, please ask Manman a question to the three of us gentlemen." Gu Chenfeng said.

Yiman scratched his head and said a little embarrassedly: "The questions I asked may be a little different. I made you laugh."

"Manman, we all love to laugh, so just ask, I'm sure the three men will be able to answer."

"Then I'll start." Yi Man's voice was faintly excited.

"Excuse me, if you were taking a poop and a gangster broke in and stabbed you, would you like to finish pooping first or chase the gangster first?"

This time, the three of them were silent. They all thought for a long time, wondering which language would be more appropriate to use to describe it.

Qi Wei was the first to speak. His voice was as magnetic and pleasant as ever, and it also gave people the illusion of comfort.

"I choose to die first. After all, the gangster has already stabbed you. If you don't die first, who will die first?"

Upon hearing this, Yi Man covered her mouth and laughed loudly: "Although your answer makes some sense, it doesn't make much sense. I will announce my answer after the next two people finish their answers."

The man on the left spoke next, with uncertainty in his voice: "The gangster was embarrassed to death, and I was stabbed to death."

Yiman waved her hand and said, "No, although your answer is very novel, it doesn't go to the point."

"Then I'll save my life first. I have to live. After all, my parents are still at home. I haven't married yet, so I can't die first." The man on the right continued.

After hearing this, Yiman muttered something softly, thinking that it would not be broadcast on the radio, but she was still exposed as soon as she opened her mouth.

"Tch, you look like an idiot, which girl would fall in love with you? If a dog sees you, he will shake his head and run around!"

This sentence made Qi Wei and the man on the left laugh. Although they tried their best to suppress their laughter, the laughter from the microphone still came out.

"I agree with what Sister Man said with both hands and feet. I don't even want this man to give it to me." 》

"Since you don't want it, then I don't want it either. I'm afraid of scheming and cheap men, mama's boys." 》

"Don't be so sensitive, okay? When it comes to parents, what's wrong with fulfilling your filial piety? Is it necessary to bully others online? 》

"Although there is nothing wrong with what he just said, what about before? We are also human beings, and we will not be so stingy to target a person. Who should blame him if his character is not good? 》

"This kind of man just wants to take advantage and has no real intention to marry a wife. He just wants to marry a nanny. Whoever marries him in the future will be unlucky for the rest of his life. I hope the girls in the live broadcast room can open their eyes." 》

"Whenever he shows up, I will remember him and walk around him when I meet him in the future. 》

The face of the man on the right turned dark, and his tone had a hint of gritted teeth. He still pretended to be friendly and said: "Miss Yiman, I think you may have some misunderstandings about me. As long as you have the patience to understand me, you can They will be attracted by the advantages in me.”

Yiman sighed: "When I was young, a man who was praised for his peeing has never known what inferiority is. If you don't understand, you should just pee and take a picture of yourself, and you will understand."

"Haha, I'm so ridiculous. This kind of man who has always been praised for his peeing since he was a child doesn't even know how to write the word "self." Ge Sisi said with a smile, with a mocking tone in his tone.

"A little self-confidence is a good thing, but if you have too much confidence, it becomes a common belief. Am I right, a common belief man?" Mao Lin also said.

"You guys are so disrespectful. Let's see who wants you in the future!" the man on the right said angrily.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't ask for more. You should be reincarnated as soon as possible. Don't be a human being in your next life. Being an animal suits you." Ge Sisi responded with ease.

"If you offend me, Mao Lin, you will be considered as kicking me hard." Mao Lin covered her mouth and chuckled.

Gu Chenfeng felt that his head was getting big. Why was he so confused in the first place that he invited these two living ancestors over? Yiman was already famous for her mouth that could make people angry to death, plus the other two Living ancestor, his program is destined to be a wild goose chase.

And this Fang Hai, couldn't he pretend to be a little bit? He wanted to speak out what was in his heart, and it would be strange if he was not surrounded by them. If it weren't for the live broadcast now, otherwise, he would have been torn into pieces by them.

"Okay, let's discuss this topic first. Next, please announce the answer to the question." Gu Chenfeng spoke up in time to prevent their fighting situation from escalating further.

Yiman also knew Gu Chenfeng's intention, so she directly announced the answer and said with a smile: "The gangster was stunk by the smell of my shit!"

"You can't believe it. You will never come up with this answer in your lifetime."

After saying that, Yiman laughed regardless of her appearance.

"Okay, I didn't expect this answer. I have thought about whether the gangster was killed, or whether I died first or saved my life first. I never thought about this answer. 》

"How should I put it? I thought about countless answers, but I just didn't think of this answer. 》

"Having more questions like this can show everyone's stupidity. 》

"Upstairs, you've almost got it." 》

"Then let me ask you again, if you get a terminal disease, would you use human feces as medicine or dog feces as medicine?"

"What kind of weird question is this?" Mao Lin had a question mark on her head.

"Suddenly I felt that the question I asked was too friendly. If I had known I could ask like this, I would harm three people equally." Ge Sisi said with pity in her tone, as if she really regretted not asking such a weird question. .

Qi Wei chuckled: "I choose to wait for death."

"Waiting to die doesn't work, you have to choose one." Yi Man chuckled, and his expression clearly showed that he was going to cause trouble.

The smile on Qi Wei's lips faded, and his tone was a little embarrassed and vaguely coquettish: "Can I not say it?"

"Okay." Yi Man replied.

"You are still considerate." The man on the left praised.

"Then can I not answer?"

Yiman's eyes turned cold, she shook her head and said, "No, you are not him."

"Okay, I choose to use human feces as medicine." The man on the left said in despair.

"Then I also choose human feces as medicine. I have to risk my life to survive, unlike someone who doesn't even dare to choose." Fang Hai glanced in Qiwei's direction and said.

Qi Wei also heard the implication of his words and said slowly.