I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Oh, this is the first time I've seen someone rushing to eat shit." Qi Weijun's face was cold and his voice was filled with frost.

Fang Hai's face turned dark, his eyes were on fire, and he couldn't even speak properly: "I made a choice after all, and you are just a coward!"

Qi Wei snorted again: "Shut up, you shit-eater."

The unceremonious tone and sharp words made Fang Hai feel dizzy with anger.

For a moment, he couldn't find the words to reply to Qi Wei, so Fang Hai could only swallow his anger.

Gu Chenfeng felt a little happy when he saw the two of them competing tit for tat. If there were people fighting each other on the show, the show would become popular, which also meant that the audience would like it.

So he coughed a few times and comforted Fang Hai with a few perfunctory words: "Don't argue with him. His character is like this. If you endure for a while, the world will be brighter, and if you take a step back, the world will be brighter."

Fang Hai snorted coldly and did not answer.

Gu Chenfeng curled his lips. Although he still had a smile on his face, in his heart he had already cursed Fang Hai's eighteenth generation ancestors.

"Now that the female guests have finished asking the questions, let the female guests choose the male guests. Finally, the male guests will make the decision to choose which female guest they will become their virtual lovers."

Gu Chenfeng just finished speaking.

Ge Sisi curled her red lips, pointed to the cabinet in the middle with her slender fingers and said, "I want him."

After Mao Lin looked at her manicure for a while, she covered her mouth and smiled sweetly. She looked at Ge Sisi with eyes full of determination and said, "Me too."

Seeing that Qiwei was being robbed by two female guests, she touched her nose and said: "Then I choose the right..."

"No." Before Yi Man could finish her words, she was stopped by Qi Weihe.

A hint of guilt flashed across Yiman's face.

Doesn't he already know the reason why she chose Pu Xinnan?

She chose Pu Xinnan because she wanted to have some fun with him. He was too boring on the show, so she had to find someone to have fun with.

Gu Chenfeng heard the anxiety in Qi Wei's tone. He rolled his eyes and a guess came into the sky.

"Listening to the tone of this male guest, his relationship with this female guest is unusual... Could it be that you are..." Gu Chenfeng did not finish what he said, leaving plenty of room for others to think.

The eyes of Ge Sisi and Guan Lin were like sharp knives, directed towards Yiman.

At this time, Yiman had already thought of countless excuses in her mind, but she rejected them all.

A three-year-old child wouldn't believe those words.

Yiman used a smile to cover up her guilty conscience and said: "I am a clean person. I don't have the sour smell of being in love with him, nor the smell of money. Don't make random guesses."

Gu Chenfeng's eyes rolled slyly, and the hand holding the microphone trembled slightly. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Look at what you said, are you really secretly..."

"No."

"Only the ugly ones fall in love, while the beautiful ones have air conditioning."

"Am I right, middleman."

Yiman's tone was calm and slightly suggestive, but the feeling that her heart was about to jump out of her body was very real.

Once her relationship with Qi Wei was exposed, she thought about how high the grass on their graves would be.

Qi Wei understood and then added: "I said no just now because I feel that the man on the right is not worthy of such a beautiful and moving you."

"Ouch, is this a confession?" Gu Chenfeng said coquettishly.

"No, I'm complimenting you."

"Also, can you shut up?" The tone turned to warning.

Gu Chenfeng's heart trembled slightly, and he quickly bowed and said, "I obey."

I don't want to offend this person. This is a golden thigh. He has to offer it to him as a Bodhisattva.

Yiman: "Since you have praised me, I will choose you too. I like what you said very much when you said the one on the right is not worthy of me."

"So, what is the choice of the male guest?" Gu Chenfeng asked promptly.

The three female guests all looked at them.

Fang Haida on the right said: "I chose Miss Ge because I think my personality and hers complement each other."

"Miss Ge, what do you think?" Gu Chenfeng asked.

"Ha, since you said so, then I will reluctantly team up with you." Ge Sisi glanced at him and said in a charitable tone.

Ge Ge was thinking in his heart, if I don't play with you to death in the next month, I won't be named Ge.

"Then I choose Guan Lin, I like her energy." Xia Ji said.

Guan Lin blew her manicure and said without raising her head: "Okay, since the one in the middle has a heart, I shouldn't break up a pair of bad women who are destined to be together, so it's you."

"The intermediary and Yi Man have become virtual lovers, so please ask the male guests to come out of the closet and let the female guests see your true faces!" Gu Chenfeng said in a loud voice.

As soon as the three male guests came out, Ge Sisi and Guan Lin's eyes suddenly lit up.

Qiwei's fans directly let out marmot noises.

[Holy shit, shit, shit, is this a living actor? 】

[No wonder the voice feels inexplicably familiar. It turns out it’s my husband here. 】

[Is it possible that the actor really has something to do with Yi Man? As soon as he came out, his eyes never moved away from Yi Man. 】

[Idiot, I pray that the actor is squinting. You are overthinking. 】

[Shabi, I’m in a daze, don’t talk nonsense. 】

That fan's speech was strangled in the cradle by the only fans.

Oh, Qi Wei? What kind of wind brought this giant Buddha here? Could it be the director's evil wind? The man on the right with a face that looks like a QR code is so ugly to her.

You really can't figure out what he is without using your mobile phone, Ge Si thought.

Guan Lin pointed at Fang Hai with a tone full of disgust: "The advantages you mentioned are really not reflected in you at all. On the contrary, the word "ugliness" is fully reflected in you."

Fang Hai got angry, pointed at Guan Lin and cursed: "Bitch, don't think that just because you are prettier, you are not a bitch who likes to seduce men in the end?"

The smile on Guan Lin's lips dropped, and her brows were stained with a trace of anger. She looked at him, her tone full of ridicule: "It's not your fault that you are ugly, but you have failed the people and the party."

"Hahaha, well said! You don't have to use curse words when swearing!" Ge Sisi stood up and clapped her hands, looked at Guan Lin and raised her eyebrows.

"Hey, isn't there a scary-looking...creative alien monster here..." Ge Sisi smiled at Guan Lin and said in a regretful tone.

"You...you are going too far!" Fang Hai was so angry that he was shaking all over, but he could only hold back this sentence.

Ge Sisi and Guan Lin ignored him and sat back on their chairs.

"Haha, now that we have become virtual lovers, we have to start the task."

"The first task is for a boy to carry a girl on his back and do fifty squats. The one with the shortest time wins and gets the right to choose the room first."

"Which one of you has an opinion?" Gu Chenfeng asked again.

"No." The girls said in unison.

The boy also shook his head.

"The competition is about to begin. Please ask the male guest to carry the female guest on his back."

"OK...the game begins!"

After hearing this, Qi Wei quickly squatted down and stood up, carrying Yiman on his back, and then squatted down and stood up again.

Yiman hugged his neck, and the whistling wind in her ears gently touched her heart.

"OK, the first place is Qiwei and Manman. Congratulations on getting the right to choose the room."

"The second place is Xia Ji and Guan Lin."

"The third place is Fang Hai and Sisi."