I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

When everyone mistakenly thought they were going to kiss each other, Yiman bit the biscuit and stopped moving.

[Sister Man, why don’t you bite? How can we kiss together if you don’t bite? 】

[Is Sister Man avoiding suspicion? 】

[Yiman, I advise you not to be ungrateful. It is a blessing you have earned in three lifetimes to be liked by the actor Qi. 】

[She's just putting on a show, she must be hoping that the Best Actor Qi Qi will kiss her. She used to enjoy Duan Xunliao's popularity, but now she's also trying to impress the Best Actor Qi Qi. She really deserves to be a sister~. 】

[The aunt upstairs with small breasts, small butt and small mouth, if your mouth is really too silky and you can't stop squirting, please put your mouth into the toilet to facilitate excretion. 】

[The fact that your actor Qi is liked by Sister Man is a blessing he obtained through his good deeds and charity in his previous life. Don’t ruin the wishful thinking of your actor Qi. 】

[Stop arguing, wouldn’t it be nice to chat quietly? 】

CP fans spoke out, and fans from both sides spoke out unanimously.

[Shut up, you stinky CP fan, you have nothing to say here. It is common knowledge that Yi Man is not worthy of Qi Best Actor. Please stop knocking on CP. 】

[Shut up, Sister Man is so beautiful that not all the cats and dogs on the roadside can be worthy of her. If this is always the case, wouldn’t Sister Man become the wronged person for adopting cats and dogs? 】

[Oh, I pray that the actor will not fall in love with Yi Man even if he falls in love with a pig. 】

[Oh, Sister Man will not fall in love with Yi Man even if she falls in love with a shemale. 】

CP fan: "..."

Sorry, it was us who were rude, and your advice was the motivation for us to complain.

The more you break the defense, the more excited we will be~ Hehehe.

"Time's up." Gu Chenfeng said.

Yi Man bit the biscuit in her mouth and immediately let it go.

"Five centimeters."

"The length of your biscuits is the same as Sisi Fanghai's. Then show your talent to everyone. Our program team will set up a voting function for netizens in the background, and the winner will be determined by the number of votes." Gu Chenfeng rolled his eyes. , his expression looked like he was watching a good show.

"Do you have any questions?"

Yi Man held her forehead: "But what doubts do I have? Your cold words hurt me deeply. The few words you opened and closed your mouth to poke a huge hole in my already fragile psychological defense." , after you finish speaking, you feel comfortable. You just feel that you did the right thing, you are so cruel, you are so cruel.”

Gu Chenfeng: "?"

Gu Chenfeng frowned: "Stop talking nonsense, you perform your talents to the audience to show off your strengths, such as singing, dancing and so on."

Yi Man grimaced and looked at Gu Chenfeng with tears in her eyes: "Why should I be filled with the advantages you mentioned? Am I not tired?"

Gu Chenfeng: "?"

Yi Man complained in a low voice: "Director Gu, you NPC, if you are near you, there will be a mission."

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

Same scene, same people, same tone, same atmosphere.

Yes, he once again couldn't answer Yi Man's... crazy words.

"Director Gu, let me go first. I am a man and I have to take the lead." Fang Hai stepped forward and said.

Gu Chenfeng sighed and then said to him: "Yes, you are absolutely right. Just perform."

Fang Hai nodded, said hello to the camera and started to perform his talent.

He performed a dance, which seemed normal at first and then became more and more crazy.

In addition to constantly thrusting his crotch, his waist in the white shirt was shaking like a motor. During the performance, he also raised his head and touched his body, sticking out his tongue and gasping for air. His expression was as if he had been hit by an aphrodisiac and needed some solution. For a moment, His gasps filled the hall.

Everyone's pupils were shaking, and the soles of their feet were scratching the ground tightly.

After Fang Hai finished dancing, he blew a kiss to the female guests.

Not surprisingly, the female guests trembled all over, goosebumps appeared on their arms, and even their scalps were numb. They were all stunned by Fang Hai's performance.

Their shock showed in Fang Hai's eyes that they were fascinated by him and had fallen in love with him irresistibly.

So Fang Hai looked modest, and the smile on his lips became brighter: "I just learned it last night. I don't dance well, so don't mind!"

Yiman pursed her lips and cursed with her face: "You have taken away all the Daqing Oilfield!"

"From now on, you will be Fanghai Oilfield, one of the Daqing oilfields. The country will have another oilfield~"

Guan Lin wiped her eyes: "What kind of dance are you dancing? You can just film it."

"Oh, my eyes are going to be blinded by the oil." Guan Lin exaggeratedly wiped her eyes.

Ge Sisi said in a deep voice: "I'm sorry everyone, I feel very ashamed that my virtual lover is an oil field, so if anyone has dish soap, please help him wash it."

Fang Hai: "..."

Aren't they fascinated by it? Why are they still having sex?

He was dissatisfied and said: "If you were to dance, you might not be able to dance better than me."

"A bunch of pretty girls are useless except for spending their parents' money. They don't even have any special skills. I feel worthless for your parents." Fang Hai said again with splitting eyes.

Guan Lin: "Okay, what will you do if I have a specialty?"

Fang Hai: "I apologize to you."

Guan Lin shook her head: "If I have a specialty that is better than yours, call me aunt and clean the whole building for a week."

"If I'm not as powerful as you, how about I do whatever you want?"

Fang Hai narrowed his eyes and felt a little hesitant.

"I am a delicate girl. I have always used food to open my mouth and clothes to stretch out my hands since I was a child. I really don't have many talents that I can show off to others." Guan Lin said helplessly.

"Okay, I promise you, if you lose, you can do whatever I want." Fang Hai became a little excited.

If he can find a wealthy daughter, he no longer has to be an unknown engineer. With the help of a wealthy daughter, he may be able to play a role as a manager in the future.

Guan Lin looked at him, raised her eyebrows, and raised the corners of her mouth slightly.

"Director Gu, do you have a piano?"

"Have."

The staff brought a piano.

Guan Lin straightened her back and put her delicate hands on the black and white keys. She always smiled.

"Then let me give you a very simple piano piece that I personally like very much."

"A "Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence" for everyone."

The voice just fell.

The melodious sound of the piano is like a calm stream, flowing slowly from Xiu Bai's fingertips.

Guan Lin's nimble fingers began to play gracefully on the piano keyboard.

From the delicate, euphemistic and lyrical at the beginning to the surging, unrestrained and bright later, it seems to be telling something, but also seems to be missing something.

Everyone was gradually intoxicated by it, even Fang Hai gradually became fascinated by it.

Guan Lin was also completely immersed in it. She was immersed in the state of selflessness when playing the piano. Her fingers were like beautiful notes, jumping dexterously on the piano keyboard.

At the end of the song, the applause was thunderous and deafening.

Guan Lin enjoyed the applause, approached Fang Hai and said with a smile: "You lose!"