I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"That doesn't count!" Fang Hai said stubbornly.

Guan Lin crossed her arms and said with a cold tone: "This is what you said, as long as I can show one specialty, I will win."

"It doesn't count, it doesn't count." Fang Hai still said stubbornly.

"How about letting netizens vote?" Gu Chenfeng suggested.

"It is not difficult to set up an online voting, and the results will naturally be known once the votes are announced."

Fang Hai agreed: "For the sake of fairness, let's vote!"

Guan Lin didn't have any objection, but she looked at Fang Hai with an increasingly unkind look.

Gu Chenfeng asked the staff to hold a poll on Weibo and vote under the official website of "Virtual Lovers". The voting time was limited to one minute.

Soon, the voting results came out.

Fang Hai raised his head confidently, preparing to welcome victory, but Gu Chenfeng's words made him feel as if he had fallen into an ice cave.

"Linlin's votes are 50,000, and Fang Hai's is 500."

"Pfft." Ge Sisi laughed.

"My mother, you can't even make me laugh to death for even a fraction of others."

"Oh, I thought Mr. Fang would come up with a counterattack, but I didn't expect that he couldn't even be called the tail end of the crane." Yi Man also laughed.

Fang Hai was so ashamed that his whole face turned red. He was unable to refute their words.

Gu Chenfeng couldn't bear it: "Well, Fang Hai, don't be discouraged. You can still regain face by performing your talents later to canvass votes for your group."

"Director Gu, let me do it," Ge Sisi said.

Gu Chenfeng nodded, looked at Yiman Qiwei and said, "Which one of you is coming?"

Yiman held her head high and said, "I'll do it."

Fang Hai stood aside, surrounded by dark clouds, but everyone ignored him, pretending that there was no such person as him.

"Who comes first?"

Ge Sisi: "I'll do it."

Ge Sisi took a step forward, cleared her throat and said, "The talent I want to perform is the splits!"

After Ge Sisi finished speaking, she stretched out her long legs and easily completed a flat horse.

After the performance, she stood up, clasped her fists and said, "I'm making a fool of myself!"

After saying that, she raised her feet above her head and stood firmly on the ground with one foot. In this way, she could easily complete the upward zigzag.

[Her flexibility is so good, I’m so envious. 】

[Is it so easy to do a one-word horse? Why is it that my old legs are useless when I go down? 】

[Upstairs, it’s not your fault that you are old, but it is your fault that you are a weak chicken. Unlike me, I am not even as good as a weak chicken. 】

[Ge Sisi’s one-character horse, what will Yiman’s specialties be? I’m a little curious. 】

[Isn’t she a vase? Show us what a vase does. 】

"Manman, what skills do you want to show off?" Gu Chenfeng asked.

Yi Man thought for a while and said, "Eat and sleep. Is eating after sleeping considered a specialty?"

Gu Chenfeng: "It doesn't count."

"Then swearing doesn't count."

Gu Chenfeng couldn't bear it anymore: "It doesn't count."

"Then I don't seem to have any special skills."

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

"How about I write calligraphy for everyone?"

Gu Chenfeng raised his thick eyebrows and looked at Yi Man with doubt in his eyes: "Just you? Isn't it the Chinese character for dog?"

"Stop talking nonsense and go to the four treasures of the study!" Yi Man turned around and waved her hand.

Gu Chenfeng was also curious that Yi Man could really write highly ornamental calligraphy.

The Four Treasures of the Study are neatly placed on the low table in the hall.

Yiman sharpened the ink first, then picked up the brush with bare hands and traced the fonts on the paper.

Qi Wei stood beside her, Gu Chenfeng, Guan Lin, Ge Sisi, Fang Hai, and Xia Ji all gathered around, holding their breath for fear of missing all the details of Yi Man's calligraphy.

Being surrounded by many people, Yi Man was also nervous.

Although I am nervous, it is more than enough to be able to write well.

Before she started writing, she received a role that required her to practice calligraphy, so she became a disciple of a calligraphy master. After two months of hard work, her calligraphy was really perfect. In this way, even the master praised her for her talent in calligraphy.

In her subconscious mind, if she can achieve something in a short period of time, she thinks it is her specialty.

Thinking like this, she dipped her pen in ink and started writing on the white paper. Her handwriting was strong and powerful, and her handwriting was elegant and graceful, just like the person she was, both smart and elegant.

In just a moment, she finished writing, and the eight characters "The country is peaceful and the people are safe, and the weather is smooth" appeared on the white paper.

The ink never leaves the paper, almost in one stroke.

Ge Sisi glanced at Yi Man, and there was a slight change in her eyes. She said with a smile: "You have some skills. This title of calligraphy master belongs to you!"

"Ah, my father forced me to practice calligraphy when I was a child." Yiman lowered her head in embarrassment.

Of course she couldn't say that this was something she had practiced before she wore the book. Now she could only find this lame excuse.

Guan Lin picked up the paper, admired it closely, and praised without hesitation: "This writing is very elegant, timeless and romantic. The last stroke of the word is flying, and the last stroke of ink seems to be deliberately swung, as if it is coming to life on the paper." generally."

Yiman said modestly: "It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous, it's all stuff that can't be put on the stage."

"I feel so proud after being praised like this by you. If I had a tail, my tail would be enough to lift a bottle of water."

Qi Wei's lips curled up slightly, and from a hidden view, his big palm quietly interlocked with the fingers of Yi Man's slender hand.

He said in a coquettish tone: "Manman is so annoying, can you teach me something?"

Everyone's eyes immediately fell on the two of them, and their expressions were all eager to eat melon.

Guan Lin murmured softly in her heart: "Dead lovers do many evil things."

Her eyes were rulers. Based on her years of experience in reading novels, she could tell at a glance that the relationship between Qi Wei and Yi Man was unusual.

No matter where Yiman stands, Qiwei will stand beside her, like a knight silently guarding the girl he loves.

His eyes were always on Yiman. When Yiman was talking, Qiwei would look at Yiman very seriously.

The corner of Yiman's mouth twitched slightly. After scolding him in her heart for being a real bitch, she gave a sly smile and said, "Okay~"

"Then when will you teach me? I'm a bit stupid. It's best to teach me as soon as possible."

Yiman gritted her teeth and said, "It starts tonight..."

After seeing Yi Man's helpless look, a smile flashed in his eyes and he relaxed his palms.

[Is the actor acting coquettishly? 】

[No, this is a normal tone. 】

[Did you notice the look in Qi Yingdi's eyes? He looked at Yi Man as if he was filled with honey, very disgusting. 】

[Ah ah ah, there must be a problem between them, and it is still a big issue when discussing marriage. 】

[Is the actor feeling secretly happy just now? 】

[I suspect that Qi Yingdi is chasing Yiman, but Yiman looks down on him and doesn't like him. 】

[Yi Man's face is so big, she can't even look down on such an excellent actor as Qi Film Emperor. Sure enough, wild boars can't eat fine chaff. 】