I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

In the afternoon, the sun shines brightly, adding a touch of warmth to this cold winter.

The guests gathered in the courtyard, and Gu Chenfeng announced the next task.

"There is a box in front of you. It contains the place where you want to go on a date. You can go wherever you choose. You can't refuse."

"Also, the female guest will take a beautiful photo of the male guest. The female guest will use this photo to post on Weibo. Whoever has the highest number of likes on Weibo will have the most sumptuous dinner tonight, and the rest will be You have to figure it out yourself.”

After hearing this, Yi Man had only one thought in her mind: Then she would definitely lose. Although she had more than 8 million fans, most of them were zombie fans. She still couldn't compare to the other two in terms of likes.

She was destined to drink plain water tonight.

It's better to just mess it up. If you don't have the slightest chance of winning, completing it seriously will be a waste of energy.

Yiman completely ignored that there were still Qiwei's fans sitting around. Even though Yiman made shit about Qiwei's beauty in her prime, they would all like it one after another.

After Gu Chenfeng finished speaking, Yiman, Guan Lin, and Ge Sisi all took the initiative to step forward and start smoking.

Yiman took out the note and returned to Qiwei, handed the note to him and said, "Here you go."

Qi Wei took the note and opened it. The words "ski resort" were clearly written inside.

"Very good, what's wrong?" Qi Wei asked.

Yiman took the note from his hand and looked at it again, sighing: "I can't ski."

"I teach you."

Yiman's face turned red: "It's not a question of whether to teach or not. Even if you teach, I will still make a fool of myself."

Qi Wei chuckled: "Have you tried it before?"

Just as Yiman was about to blurt out the words "tried", she saw the camera filming her and she choked back the words.

Fortunately, her reason defeated her mouth, otherwise the whole network would be embarrassed by her.

Everyone set off to the meeting place. Except for Yiman and Qiwei, no one else knew where their date was.

After getting on the bus, the driver sent the person there directly according to the appointment address given by Gu Chenfeng.

Qiwei and Yiman arrived at the ski resort.

Yiman looked at the crowds of people on the ski resort and felt a little bit sociophobic.

But after seeing the calm Qi Wei, her heart calmed down a little.

"Your phone has good pixels, take the photo with your phone!" Yiman stretched out her hand and said.

Qi Wei had no objection and took out his cell phone and asked him, "Can I believe you?"

Yi Man wanted to take the phone and paused, but she said seriously: "If you don't believe me, who can you believe?"

"Don't worry, I can make a flower grow out of your face. I will make you the one with flowers on your face among the three male guests!"

So, Yiman began to command Qiwei.

"Go over there, face the sun, let the sun shine on your face, as if it is glowing!"

"Stay still, straighten your back, yes, very good!"

"Okay, here's another one!"

"The sun is very big and round. You need to turn your back to it, turn your back to the sun, keep your body still, and keep your waist straight! Yes, very good!"

Qiwei turned around obediently. Yiman held her cell phone in her hand, bent over slightly and stuck out her butt, clicking, clicking, and took several pictures of Qiwei's dark back.

Yiman thought, take a few more pictures and let him choose.

The teacher in charge of filming also turned the camera to his mobile phone.

Now, all netizens have seen how Yiman made Qi Wei look like.

Yiman still felt dissatisfied, so she added: "Qiwei, stand closer, stretch out one of your long legs, face your head to the sun, and straighten your waist! Yes, very good, you look very handsome from this angle !”

Yi Man crouched down and took pictures with her cell phone pointed upward.

Netizens who saw all this said: "..."

[Did she have any misunderstanding about the word handsome? 】

[Who is this man with huge long legs facing the sun? 】

[The actor’s feet occupy my screen. 】

[I can’t wait to see what the actor Qi looks like when he sees the photos. Will you feel speechless? 】

[Whoever will be Yiman’s boyfriend in the future will be blessed, (dog face)]

"Okay, come and see if you are satisfied."

Qi Wei walked up to Yi Man, took the phone, lowered his eyelashes and looked at it. When he looked at the first picture, he saw that his head was bigger than the sun, and he vaguely felt that something was wrong, but the picture was still good.

After all, it requires an environment and environment, as well as technology and characters.

Then he browsed the next picture, and the corners of his mouth twitched obviously.

Is it too late for him to take back what he just said?

She glanced at Yi Man without saying anything.

Yi Man also raised her eyebrows at him proudly, as if to say, "Well, I'm pretty good at taking photos, please praise me."

Qi Wei: "..."

Under Yi Man's expectant gaze, Qi Wei still praised without conscience: "The photo was taken very well. I can barely tell that this is a human being."

Yiman's smile faded and she said solemnly: "This is called an artistic photo. I don't know how to appreciate it!"

Finally, with Yiman's crackling praise, Qiwei allowed Yiman to post the photo of her big feet on Weibo.

When Qiwei's fans saw Yiman's Weibo post, they were heartbroken, but they honestly liked it and left comments below.

[It’s over, I pray that the movie king’s big feet will linger in my mind. 】

[How did Yiman film it? Film Emperor Qi’s long legs were filmed into giant feet! 】

[Excuse me, can fans hire a lawyer? 】

"I don't have many fans. My likes can't compare with others. You have to be mentally prepared!" Yiman gave Qiwei a shot.

Qi Wei was confused: "Then I don't have many fans?"

A word to awaken the dreamer.

Yi Man patted his head and said with wide eyes, "Yes, why did I forget about your fans?"

"Then we will definitely win!" Yiman said happily as she picked up the snow pole on the ground.

"Do you want to ski?" Qi Wei asked.

"I teach you."

Qi Wei supported her swaying body and said.

"No, I don't want to get into other people's crotches!" Yi Man spoke quickly.

Qi Wei: "Huh?"

Fans: "(●°u°●) ""

[Something's wrong. Sister Man has gotten into someone else's crotch? 】

[No wonder Sister Man is not tall, it turns out that she drilled a lot in her crotch. 】

Seeing Qi Wei's surprised look, Yiman immediately changed her words and said, "I mean, if you slip, what if you get into someone else's crotch?"

"Haha, yes, that's what I mean!" Yiman emphasized tactically again.

"Oh~" Qi Wei trailed off in doubt.

At this time, a staff member handed Yiman a card.

After Yi Man finished reading, he cursed Gu Chenfeng.

"What's wrong? Do you have another mission?"

Yiman pushed the card to Qi Wei and said, "I curse Gu Chenfeng for forgetting to wipe his butt when he pooped, for eating stones, and for making instant noodles without pancakes."

After Qi Wei read the above content, the corners of his mouth rose slightly. .

It says, Find a random passerby to show your affection, and also includes the sentence "You are single, what are you looking at?"